Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Then I watched him ride the bull...
He was on it a long time
5 minutes went by
10 minutes went by
I drank 4 redbulls
Got myself a plate of hot wings
Thank drank another 2 redbulls
Had 2 shots of patron
Then shane got off the bull
I said he got off the bull..
He was dizzy
he stumbled
he fell
he got back up
he fell down again
I laughed
The bar laughed
Someone laughed in my ear
I punched them in the face and started a fight.

WHAT!?!?!

i cant control myself anymore hahahahaha

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ROFL now she wroter "????"

and i was like "im busy, ill talk to u later"

no i wont

haha yea u will

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I said I got into a fight
I knocked 1 guy out
then his friend came over
I shin kicked the bastard
Then I started to sweat
I was out of breath
I was thirsty
Drank another redbull
My heart was beating through my chest
I took off my shirt
I showed off my chest
I was wet from sweat
A girl looked at me
She smiled
She came over and grabbed my chest
She smelt like aurora
I said Bitch u smell.
she goes WHAT?
I said bitch you smell
So I flicked her tit with my index finger
drank another redbull
then left the bar

WHAT?!

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:24 PM

KyLu II · 08-26-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

HAHAHAHAHA i just fucking laughed like a retard in front of our compliance officer....... but shes hot so i dont care

Bahahahahaha.

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I walked down the street
I was drunk
I was hyper
I heard some girl say "Hey baby"
I looked at her
she looked at me
She asked me I wanted a good time for $20
I had $30 left
I went and bought a redbull
Went to the back of an alley wit her
pulled down my shorts
Skull fucked the bitch
Gave her $20
Then knocked her out with my knee in her face
then took the $20 back
I said I took the $20 back

hahahahahaha i am fucking dying omg omgommogomgomgomogmgomg g

WQHATY!?!?!?

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:28 PM

A beer belly!!!

WHAT?

a beer belly!!!!

WHAT???

beer belly!

i want a burger with cheese...

WHAT?!

i said a burger with double cheese..

WHAT?!

UT UHHHH

KyLu II · 08-26-2010, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Then lou showed up in the chat thread
he was hungry
so I fead him some lettuce
some cheese burgers
a taco
a filet mignon
my neighbors cat
and a lock of tiz's good luck hair
he looked like he was about to throw up
I said he was abotu to throw up
but he didnt
he was thristy
so he went into my cooler
took one of my redbulls
I saw him do it
iw atched him drink it
then i kicked him in the nuts as he drank it
he spit the shit out all over his donkey
the donkey got sad
the donkey went crazy
the donkey ran forward and smashed into my sister's lemonade stand
there was lemonade everywhere
i laughed
everoyne laughed
then i took the half drank redbull lou tired stealing from me
i drank it
then i called ins

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Then lou showed up in the chat thread
he was hungry
so I fead him some lettuce
some cheese burgers
a taco
a filet mignon
my neighbors cat
and a lock of tiz's good luck hair
he looked like he was about to throw up
I said he was abotu to throw up
but he didnt
he was thristy
so he went into my cooler
took one of my redbulls
I saw him do it
iw atched him drink it
then i kicked him in the nuts as he drank it
he spit the shit out all over his donkey
the donkey got sad
the donkey went crazy
the donkey ran forward and smashed into my sister's lemonade stand
there was lemonade everywhere
i laughed
everoyne laughed
then i took the half drank redbull lou tired stealing from me
i drank it
then i called ins

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH i fucking tapp out man

KyLu II · 08-26-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

vintage afternoon stories!!

Don't make me quote this whole chat!!!!!!

SpmnE9zero · 08-26-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

vintage afternoon stories!!

no, stupidity actually!

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

does this mean continue or stop?

continue hahaha

KyLu II · 08-26-2010, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude, i found ur post in that thred where u quoted 200 posts.. OMFG lmao

I found that thread were u talk to yourself everynight til 4am.

epic....

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

no, stupidity actually!

noo its hilarious......... watch the youtube video of SCSA hahah

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

If you ask me shane is cranky
Asha gave him one black eye again
two black eyes
blue balls
bruised stomach
dead sea turtle
then a week later his black eyes cleared
and she gave him another one after that
found his secret stash of ass cream and decca
then she sold it for redbull money
shipped me the redbull
i started drinking them
then called up shane
laughed at him
made fun of him
recorded him on the phone doing his youtube baby laugh-laugh
then the call ended
and i called up nick
we both made fun of biff
i meant shane
i said i meant shane..

I DO NOT MAKE FUN OF SHANE......... take it back

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I took it back
then i turned it around
we picked up our phones
we called bobby
we told him he won a free life time supply of collared greens
he got excited
he started speaking chinese
blacknese
japanese
white
southern
he got an accent in each voice
then we started to laugh
he asked what was going on
we said we lied, you fucking guy

and then the dog bit bobby...

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

u can do better than that

nooo im at work an hour late i dont have time to do better...... thats the one thing i hate about coming in early...........

LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

stop ur fucking crying you fuck!

its fucking gay bc the bitches that work 9-5 leave at 5 because i still do work longer than them... but its cool thats why i make 5k more than them

SpmnE9zero · 08-26-2010, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

I DO NOT MAKE FUN OF SHANE......... take it back

I am holding back tears!

SpmnE9zero · 08-26-2010, 04:07 PM

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LeMans335xiE90 · 08-26-2010, 04:11 PM

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I am holding back tears!

your my boy, Blue!!!!

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DAMN!!! post both threads and ill do it when i get home cuz im about to leave

SpmnE9zero · 08-26-2010, 04:14 PM

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