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      09-02-2010, 11:56 AM   #97461
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i got invited there before!!

i go to Big gay Al's in Amityville, they have another one in westbury but not as big/good..

had a really good anal workout yesterday.. today = jaw muscles and kegals
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Those edits are the same color as your nipples.
i have been told i have brown pepperoni nipples, not sure what that means, but its been said to me on many occasions
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good timing.. it's 12 pm.. you know who is gonna show up any moment and be excited beyond belief
she got stuck in glory hole duty today boss is on it like woahhhh
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shut up mimssyy
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I'm horny.
go eat a corndog
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Your African, silver back sea turtle steals wives and eats your young. Never let them into your house, regardless of the nature of their puppy face.
hide yo kids hide yo husband hide yo wiiiiiiivvves!!!
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Your African, silver back sea turtle steals wives and eats your young. Never let them into your house, regardless of the nature of their puppy face.
i can hear you saying this in the discovery channel voice
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i like turtles
sea turtle mate!

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That's a huge tree!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!! ASSHOLE UR DEAD IM GONNA EAT YOU
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sea turtle mate!



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH GET OUTTA MY HEAD!!!! ASSHOLE UR DEAD IM GONNA EAT YOU
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      09-02-2010, 01:57 PM   #97475
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dont tempt me..



THATS A HUGE BITCH!!
so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel
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      09-02-2010, 01:59 PM   #97476
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dont tempt me..



THATS A HUGE BITCH!!
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so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel
aint nuttin but mammals!!
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not even gonna lie.. i knew this was coming
i hear this from your mother all the time
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aint nuttin but mammals!!
jerry was sexting me before nick! i felt i needed the presence of an adult
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MAKE IT STOP!!!!


Keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, huge fucking dell monitor, desktop, and bottle of water and my mothers balloon knot all destroyed
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you mother fucking ppgt'ing FUCKFACE!! i saw that shit.. i see how we are.. posta be one of my dads and shieetttt
what happened? i'm simply saying that the chicks balloon knot is blown out, i call her blossom now
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i hear this from your mother all the time
BANG!!!

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jerry was sexting me before nick! i felt i needed the presence of an adult
hmmm did we find an adult yet??

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MAKE IT STOP!!!!


Keyboard, mouse, mouse pad, huge fucking dell monitor, desktop, and bottle of water all destroyed
HAHAHAHH OMGOMOGOMGM ITS TOO LATE!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahaha omogomgogomgomgomgmgmomgo

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i was expecting some white stuff with this message as does jerrys mom
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BANG!!!



hmmm did we find an adult yet??



HAHAHAHH OMGOMOGOMGM ITS TOO LATE!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahaha omogomgogomgomgomgmgmomgo



i was expecting some white stuff with this message as does jerrys mom

jerry's mom always expects the white stuff, just not as quickly as i give it to her
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