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      09-15-2010, 10:36 AM   #98605
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His daddy probably bought him a hooker lmao!!!!
at least im not the only one that notices the trend!!!

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THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!

and more than jerry has had in a year!


and DAMN!
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beiber, aren't you still a high pitched virgin?
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THe last time you saw pussy was when you came out of your mom's...wait nvm you came out her C-Section, you never seen pussy =/
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lol that joke is older than craig
at least Craig has seen pussy.
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A chinese woman and Prince had sex.. that's how we got Panda..
BANG!!!!

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THe last time you saw pussy was when you came out of your mom's...wait nvm you came out her C-Section, you never seen pussy =/
.... seriously have you??

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lol that joke is older than craig
hey man back off craig hes not even hear to defend himself
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A chinese woman and Prince had sex.. that's how we got Panda..
LMAO!
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THe last time you saw pussy was when you came out of your mom's...wait nvm you came out her C-Section, you never seen pussy =/
WTF
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lol that joke is older than craig
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at least Craig has seen pussy.
THIS IS MESSED UP Guy never says shit about either of you, he gone be upset!
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LMAO!


WTF i love men
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THIS IS MESSED UP Guy never says shit about either of you, he gone be upset!
are you talking in 3rd person?
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ALPINE WHITE YOU SUCK AND FAILED FTMFW!
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are you talking in 3rd person?
no, does it seem as tho I am? Thought not! Failed Ingirish too I see!
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THIS IS MESSED UP Guy never says shit about either of you, he gone be upset!
well for jerry this is not true but panda craig gon' whoop that ass!!!

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are you talking in 3rd person?
um hi... spmne9zero is Shane not Craig...

NOOB!!!

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i'd hope so!!! i've seen pussy, touched it, tasted it, smelt it, then said goodbye to it after yo mama finished giving me some suki suki
DOUBLE BANG!!!
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my obviously smaller fingers just caught my larger-than-life shoes as i laughed so hard, i swung back, and nearly kicked myself in the head. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That is because I am one truth speaking mother phucker!
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no, does it seem as tho I am? Thought not! Failed Ingirish too I see!
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Jerry, my mom says to call her later, so she can use her strap on egg roll on you.
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um hi... spmne9zero is Shane not Craig...

NOOB!!!
BANG BANG BANG!

I just shit myself!

EDIT: YES PANDA IS IS NATURAL TO FEEL RAPED AFTER YOU GOT OWNED LIKE THAT!
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Jerry, my mom says to call her later, so she can use her strap on egg roll on you.
it is egg-a-roll, guess I gotta inform you bout your own shit too I see!
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That is because I am one truth speaking mother phucker!
ok guys we are getting

panda has anyone ever touched it??? and your mom doesnt count
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Jerry, my mom says to call her later, so she can use her strap on egg roll on you.
so you admit to jerry and your mom having sexual relations together
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BNAG BANG BANG!

I just shit myself!


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it is egg-a-roll, guess I gotta inform you bout your own shit too I see!
HAHAHAHA BANG!!!

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You must be asian..
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ok guys we are getting

panda has anyone ever touched it??? and your mom doesnt count
He is living both sexually and vicariously thru you Jerry, I think he likes them a little in the shorter side!
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Panda on a srs note....





you eat bamboo shoots?
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