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      09-16-2010, 08:46 AM   #98869
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are you trying to imply that my teeth bottom out like your suspension on your pos yz before my lips touch!? I am actually laughing like a baby right now because I know Kevin is gonna poop himself when he reads this!
i had the YZF edition the yz FAT
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you know what a holes I am having them shaved down because of you! I am hurt!
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this gurl told me that she is a "virgin" but had anal sex and oral sex b4? wth?
thats great news bro!!! what is she 12?
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i swapped rear springs and revalved the forks a hole!!!

i am implying that your mouth is like a dogs with their mouth closed and the two fangs hanging out under the upper lip and resting on the bottom lip
wanna come over tonight?
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yea ill keep her around until i nut!
skeet skeet! bang bang!
haha i have heard of that tho, chicks in high school with me were starting to do that, they would let dudes bang em in the butt so they still put out, but can still say they are a virgin! unfortunately for me, i never came across those chicks
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quik eye candy enjoy while is up! different girl
quoted now she never leaving hahahah
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wanna come over tonight?
why would i want to come to your house? are you doing haunted hay rides at your farm?

[QUOTE=KyLu II;8009455]quik eye candy enjoy while is up! different girl

i wanna falcon punch that bitch
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i swapped rear springs and revalved the forks a hole!!!

i am implying that your mouth is like a dogs with their mouth closed and the two fangs hanging out under the upper lip and resting on the bottom lip
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i had the YZF edition the yz FAT
I got double quoted!
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this wont last long
i normally dont either


oh wait
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I got double quoted!
one for each oversized fang in your mouffffff

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nice undies.. victoria secret, summer catalog, page 38.. girl's got class!

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nice undies.. victoria secret, summer catalog, page 38.. girl's got class!
wtf???
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quoted now she never leaving hahahah
orly?
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wtf???
lmao, of course we can count on jerry to know that one.
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one for each oversized fang in your mouffffff
you werent complaining when I drug them down your back the other night!
I just got a visual and threw up a little in ma mouph!
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you werent complaining when I drug them down your back the other night!
I just got a visual and threw up a little in ma mouph!
i prefer a nice scruffy beard on my shoulder blade just like good ole uncle bill
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lmao, of course we can count on jerry to know that one.
better than knowing play girl volume 12 third guy down on the right on pg 69, as you were telling your ex about!
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i prefer a nice scruffy beard on my shoulder blade just like good ole uncle bill
good thing I dont shave then, just trim! Always gots da scruff!
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good thing I dont shave then, just trim! Always gots da scruff!
haha me too! gotta condition it every once in a while so the girls (or guys) dont complain
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orly?
fine next time you post them im saving them to my computer and uploading them wherever i want... (i got some good ones on my home laptop )
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