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      01-05-2011, 11:25 PM   #969
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but they don't swallow or at least Sari didn't...maybe too spicy?
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      01-05-2011, 11:26 PM   #972
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Just Wil and no I wouldn't put my penis near any man.
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LOL wish I could " " this quote
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So Sari no swallow
no...that and my desire to celebrate commercial aspects of christmas and we's no more...too bad, really dug her
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New guy, you must post this in your signature until you hit 500 posts or we will find you and let al stuff vodka filled cotton balls in your anus.
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...for the love of a Bimmer I might reconsider
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jewish chicks can fuck cuz their ankles are so thick


WUT?!?!?!?
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