[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Lol - feels like I never left this chat….

Accurate as fuck lol.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Well…..

We're gonna need a bigger bowl. (With apologies to the classic movie, Jaws.)

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel like not all of MK's synapses are firing at the moment. I mean, he starts out indicating the length of time he's toiled in the coal mines, finding these lumps of coal, describing them as weather girls, cocktail waitresses, etc and how crazy they are - AND THEN, he suddenly switches over to trying to market these lumps of coal for the astronomical price of $100K, thinking there will be extreme interest after the glowing endorsements he started out with?

Then too, there is the point that whoever took him up on that would be following the same path he took, doing the same thing he did, but expecting different results. And I think Albert Einstein had something to say about that kind of individual, just having trouble putting my finger on it at the moment...

Firstly, that quote is a miss-attribution credited to Mr. Einstein. Secondly, when you need heat do you want a diamond or coal. I'm providing a service for the members: Some of the best of the rest of the 1st and 2nd class of also-rans and losers. What could be better?!?!!

You're welcome!!

P.S. The price is up to $105,000 since there have been interest, such as yours, in the list.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Firstly, that quote is a miss-attribution credited to Mr. Einstein. Secondly, when you need heat do you want a diamond or coal. I'm providing a service for the members: Some of the best of the rest of the 1st and 2nd class of also-rans and losers. What could be better?!?!!

You're welcome!!

P.S. The price is up to $105,000 since there have been interest, such as yours, in the list.

This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Firstly, that quote is a miss-attribution credited to Mr. Einstein. Secondly, when you need heat do you want a diamond or coal. I'm providing a service for the members: Some of the best of the rest of the 1st and 2nd class of also-rans and losers. What could be better?!?!!

You're welcome!!

P.S. The price is up to $105,000 since there have been interest, such as yours, in the list.

Originally Posted by shoei

This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.

Pot, kettle; Kettle, pot. I believe that makes for sufficient introductions.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

This doesn't make any sense. These women were with you at one point or another. Tells me couple of things. They do not have the capability of processing sound decisions. That and? Damaged goods. The sheer amount of money that will have to be spent on present and future therapy isn't cost effective.

They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.

Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???


Asking for myself

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, is there a prancerciser number in there somewhere???


Asking for myself

Don't tip my hand!!!! We're negotiating!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Don't tip my hand!!!! We're negotiating!!

What, I'm excluded from bidding????

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

I wasnt looking forward to my date Wednesday night, but now I am.

Fuck these guys. Bitch mode activated.

Are you on some dating site or something?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

They are a bargain at any price! I accept all forms of payment and I will even carry half the paper for you. For an initial payment of $52,500 and a low monthly pay plan, you will get an exhaustive database of images that will delight the mind and stimulate the body. Much better than the blokes in your cell block.

Bid on your sloppy seconds? That’s creepy!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by shoei

This implies that you turn that mode off.

Absolutely not.

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

so ur sayin that you are under the " no fly zone" lol
with all this pilot talk, not one has been able to land

This time it wasn't my fault. If you antagonize someone, it ruins the fun for everyone.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

What, I'm excluded from bidding????

Of course not! I have you registered at $110,000. The same terms apply!!

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Bid on your sloppy seconds? That’s creepy!

Thank you for your interest! We have you at $115,000. The same terms apply.

Do I hear $120,000? Anyone for $120,000?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

What if I expand the age?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara

What if I expand the age?

That may help. What is your comfortable ceiling?

[Tambohamilton]

Floors can be comfortable too...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Floors can be comfortable too...

Oh boy...

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Oh no, ditch the dating sites and spend that money going out in the real world and meeting people. Dating sites are creepy AF!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Oh no, ditch the dating sites and spend that money going out in the real world and meeting people. Dating sites are creepy AF!

What? Lol. I don’t pay for dating apps Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.


Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

If sex is a stress relief for you, you should be able to find plenty of guys that don’t want to marry you.