Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Sara · 08-09-2021, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.

He ain’t lying!

Though my appetite has completely changed.

shoei · 08-09-2021, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

What if I expand the age?

Just put the eggplant emoji and then the spraying emoji. That's it. And some photo showing a bit of skin.

That's all you put. Those two emojis. No words.

Thank me later.

upstatedoc · 08-09-2021, 08:27 PM

I ran out of popcorn

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

What? Lol. I don’t pay for dating apps

Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.

I don’t know, I’ve never been on one. But seriously, ditch the dating sites. If I met a girl who was on dating sites, I would refuse to go out with her. It’s creepy and it’s a last resort. Spend your free time out in the real world doing things that you like. And you’ll find someone like minded.

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 08:28 PM

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You would think! This is problem I’m having with A-Z. One letter of the alphabet just fucked it up royally

I’m not sure what you mean here.

shoei · 08-09-2021, 08:30 PM

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You would think! This is problem I’m having with A-Z. One letter of the alphabet just fucked it up royally

I’m not sure what you mean here.

I highly doubt this is the first female you didn't understand.

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

What? Lol. I don’t pay for dating apps

Do they make guys pay? I thought it was free for both sexes.

That says a lot right there. Free dating apps are kinda like going to Walmart instead of Gelsons or even Costco, where people have to pay to walk in the door. Compare the clientele of each, and you’ll see what I mean.

Cyn-BMW · 08-09-2021, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I highly doubt this is the first female you didn't understand.

Do any of us understand any of them?

Sara · 08-09-2021, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

I’m not sure what you mean here.

Sorry it’s the pecking order of my friends.

Sara · 08-09-2021, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Floors can be comfortable too...

For what???

shoei · 08-09-2021, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

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Originally Posted by shoei

I highly doubt this is the first female you didn't understand.

Do any of us understand any of them?

They're simple creatures to understand. Feed them. Compliment them. Don't be pushy or demanding. Don't expect them to be your mother. "Yes" means yes. "Maybe" means no. "Nothing" means you're fucked. Watch out for shark week once a month.

About rounds it up.

ASBSECU E93 · 08-09-2021, 09:23 PM

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Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

There is wisdom and there is knowledge. This is both.

UncleWede · 08-09-2021, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I ran out of popcorn

Margarita?

Sara · 08-09-2021, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Margarita?

He’s going to need something stronger for what’s planned at the end of the week

shoei · 08-09-2021, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Margarita?

He’s going to need something stronger for what’s planned at the end of the week

Enema or prostate exam?

Sedan_Clan · 08-09-2021, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.

Typically the issue becomes the search parameters if the search has been that lengthy with little success. User error?!?!

UncleWede · 08-09-2021, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Margarita?

He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week

Enema or prostate exam?

"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"

Sedan_Clan · 08-09-2021, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Margarita?

He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week

Well I'm calling 3 rounds max (…7 minute intervals)……

….and I'm being generous. Prove me wrong.

shoei · 08-09-2021, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Sara

Yes, but the two from last night have been around since March.

Maybe I should show you my profile and let you guys make edits. I've clearly written or posted something wrong. I currently attract guys who want to get married and guys that stress me out. I am seeking someone who doesn't want to get married and doesn't stress me out. Does that exist anymore?

Yes. This place called fantasy land, my dear. Seriously, though...that is a tough combination. Searching on the Isle of Broken Toys is a tough slog.

From stalkers, to ex-stalkers, to sociopaths, and the basically insane, it's really difficult to find what you are looking for on dating sites.

Expand your search radius. It really helps.

Bonne chance!

Expand her search radius? From outside of planet Earth?! The one thing that's never changed on these forums is since the e9x era, Sara has been on the hunt.

Typically the issue becomes the search parameters if the search has been that lengthy with little success. User error?!?!

Basically this

shoei · 08-09-2021, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Sara

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Margarita?

He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week

Enema or prostate exam?

"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"

Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

Cyn-BMW · 08-10-2021, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara

Free time = equine time

Oh nice. I grew up on a 1,500 acre ranch near Los Angeles and I broke/trained horses. I think I have more pictures on my cell phone. I’ll post them sometime.

upstatedoc · 08-10-2021, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Margarita?

He's going to need something stronger for what's planned at the end of the week

Enema or prostate exam?

"Teenage enema nurse
In bond-age!!"

Can his ticker handle this?!

Well, sounds like Sara finally got her PhD she's been after.

Phat D?

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