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      09-28-2010, 12:47 PM   #99705
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ORLFAMFOAAFOAFMOAFOAFMOFAMOAFMOOFAFMOAJAJAJAAJAJAJ AAJAJAJAJAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ



MY GIRL!!!!
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dude i cant help it.. i taught her how to give dances but she wa sok.. but now she can do the whole shit when she was laying on top of me of moving her hips up and down mad crazy without movign her back.. thats my fucking favorite thing.. its like "i need to fucking fuck her"..
dude... SHES A FUCKING STRIPPER (strike 1).... AND HAS A KID(strike 2)... SHE SMELLS(strike 3)...... be done with her already...... fucking LI pussies... i could strike her out a couple more times if ud like jus lemme know
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craigers!!!!!!!!!!!



dude u shouldve fucking just been like kiss me now and make her jealous.. worst case you get some tongue in ur mouth....... i still think ur handling of the situation is piss poor
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You know where to come for some lovin
my girls.... ... whats goin on??
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      09-28-2010, 12:49 PM   #99707
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this is all I could focus on!

omfg hahahaha i was like wtf is he talking about and then i see that and i just fucking died hahahahahah a
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      09-28-2010, 12:49 PM   #99708
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i seriously dont know what to do.. if i talk to her too much, she vents and brags.. once in a while shes asking me how im doing and how the book is..


if i IGNORE her or talk to another girl. she gets flirty



u just fucking answered ur own question................
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      09-28-2010, 12:50 PM   #99709
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      09-28-2010, 12:51 PM   #99710
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my girls.... ... whats goin on??
my craigers not much havent driven my car in almost 3 weeks! you must be so proud i am following in ur footsteps

hows my main e90post squeeze (even if he doesnt come around anymore )
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sorry, when u havent had sex in ALMOST a year (dont even say how many weeks), u just cant think straight..

i swear, once im back on these "magic pills" ill be a testosterone freak and have more confident then anythign
DUDE u dont need pills to fucking hit on chicks....... im fat and hit on chicks 10000 times outta my league... whats the worst that happens they say no??? WHO CARES

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      09-28-2010, 12:54 PM   #99712
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HAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAH!@!



I know.. like yesterday.. didnt say one word.. few missed calls from herthen im talking to ayesha on AIM last night invisible, shes like "DAMN YOU!.. shes talking to me now cuz ur not online"

then i post up a pic on ayesha wall liek 12 am
within 20 seconds i get a wall comment from aurora "thanks for calling me"

stalker status!!
put ur penis in her
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lol i've heard shape up's can add a inch or two to your height...
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      09-28-2010, 12:54 PM   #99714
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i dont know why, but when im juiced up and jacked, i get laid.. i cant explain it..
it has nothing to do with the juice...... u should see a therapist if u think juice makes u get laid
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      09-28-2010, 12:55 PM   #99715
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gtg big meeting. l8er on homies!
later brudda...

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my craigers not much havent driven my car in almost 3 weeks! you must be so proud i am following in ur footsteps

hows my main e90post squeeze (even if he doesnt come around anymore )
... still no get together plans?
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lol i've heard shape up's can add a inch or two to your height...
BANG
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later brudda...


... still no get together plans?
i thought jerry was gonna set up a union meet or something
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i saw therapists for years as a kid.. im not going back to one.. thats not a story we're going to fucking get into
talk 2 me girl...
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      09-28-2010, 12:58 PM   #99719
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i saw therapists for years as a kid.. im not going back to one.. thats not a story we're going to fucking get into
what we are going to get into is aurora (or another girls) pussy
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      09-28-2010, 01:00 PM   #99720
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that can be setup soon.. ill give craig a call on that
lets do it kid...
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      09-28-2010, 01:03 PM   #99721
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lets do it kid...
3some??

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Point of the day.. the only way to get over it is to fuck her (which is just about as hard as finding a 335 that doens't have engine problems) or find someone else ASAP which im not having luck at, at this time
but thats because u dont got game
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      09-28-2010, 01:04 PM   #99722
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but thats because u dont got game
lets do it...
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      09-28-2010, 01:06 PM   #99723
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lets do it...
how u been man? you been working or anything recently?

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i honestly dont.. been trying to work on it for years.. one of my frends prolly gets like 2-3 girls a week, dont know wtf he's doing, but i aint got shit going on
not something u can work on.. just comes naturally... cmon use the same moves on those guys that hit on u!!!
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      09-28-2010, 01:10 PM   #99724
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u just turned a good converastion gay. good job.. so basically ur saying im fucked if im not picking it up now.
lol no but what do you do different when you are juiced??

just do that without the juice bro! ur better looking than i am so it shouldnt be impossible for you... stop being the "funny" guy... chicks make funny guys their friends
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hangin in girl... lookin for work!
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