[Craig@SupremePower]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

i got some work for you

ohhhh my...

back in a bit fooo's!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

ohhhh my...

back in a bit fooo's!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ive been told that for years.. very few people will say that.. i need more of that serious sarcastic dick shit to work

being funny works once in a while if u can find a chick that has a great sense of humor and you can make them laugh/smile all the time but like i said most girls think its cute and throws u in the friend zone... worst place to bee

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

its funny bc all girls say they want someone that can make them laugh, then when u make them laugh, u make them dry

yea they wanna laugh but gotta have seriousness too and you gotta know the right balance in order to not be in the friends zone

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah u guys all see me at the meets.. in deff one of the most fun peopel to be around bc i keep people entertained in stupid humor from beginning to end, but people get a laugh outa that and find no attraction

yea i love it but im a dude... seriously balance funny with sweetness and add in your shortness = golden

[LeMans335xiE90]

ok seriously........ jbspeed's business must be really fucking shitty.... i posted in a roof spoiler thread and dude is harassing me to buy one from jbspeed and he messaged me 8 times since 8am

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

oy vey.. lol thanks

hahah you can get it going bro.. just turn ur charm on

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

DAMN!

hahah for real

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

if only it was that easy.. but yes, three and a half weeks to go.. if i do get laid before that, ill throw a party

if u dont im getting u a $5 huker

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

speaking of the devil

"i just had a hard exam in class.. took a break, got a yager bomb and long island ice tea and bout to take another test" -- aurora


no hi, how are you or nething.. just jumpin right into something..

write back, ignore, write back ignore.. im thinking ignore

if i answer her, she'll just be looking me as a friened to randomly send somethign to.. if i ignore, shes gonna wonder what im doing

text her back and tell her shes a fucking moron for drinking before another test .... and then ignore

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ya think?

lol id maybe be like that was a great idea to drink before ur test good luck ! lmao shes a moron... kid - stripper - drinks before college exam as a PA... yep i def want her to be my dr's PA...

[LeMans335xiE90]

pm box went from 165 to 175

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ill just write. "good luck moron"

i hope she spells shit wrong and the teacher is like were u drunk?

is she a light weight???

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

haha what now

jb sped trying to sell me ish....... im like im not paying $150 for a part i know costs u $30 per piece

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

wtf is this!?

chinchilla??

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she can and cannot be, being a stripper makes her more tolerant.. she has phases

Relaxed drunk
few more drinks
off the wall (making out or neck kissing, ass shaknig)
more drinks
Angry, hullicinating, crying -- u dont want to be around her for this

took me 20 mins to get her outa my car and we both got into a physical fight, had to carr yher upstaris to my room to sleep

she was like crying and next minute she fallas asleep on top of my ass lol

i wouldve farted in her face and been like payback from ur smelly pits

[Bobby_LeMans]

nick...
what games u have for the 360 and ps3?

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

true that, look at last page.. kinda looks like half a guinee pig, half rabbit LOL.. half manbear pig>?

BAHAHAHAHAHAH chinchilla is pretty much half guinee pig half rabbit

lemme see if i can get pics of my ex' roommates chinch's

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Bobby_LeMans

nick...
what games u have for the 360 and ps3?

ummm too many for 360 and whatever came with ps3 hahaha...
ill get u a list when i get home...

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

rofl

http://rajah.com/base/node/20310

JOHN REPORT!!

no john report... i didnt watch yet!!!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

roflamo..


hahaha u never posted a pic of that girl that wanted a dance btw.. oh yea.. no response from whoraya yet.. thank god

omg haha video to ur phone coming... spanish looking chick

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

"i wanna kill myself now.. i think i failed" - aurora.. heres where i stop responding

She deserves to fail for drinking before the test

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im scared

Lol internet went out at work on phone now

[Bobby_LeMans]

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...2&postcount=53

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showpo...4&postcount=55

HAHAHAA

[Bobby_LeMans]

im feeling so black rite now...cuz someone thinks im black..

I feel like fiftey cent @ a strip joint

[Bobby_LeMans]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ok fify, wanna buy my cheap jewish ass a dance?

dude...read that thread again...im fkin dying!