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      12-01-2015, 08:51 PM   #991
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I fought over for less....
You know Phil, because you taught us how to be perverts, my phone as of now has 33 but shots, 5 frontals and lets not even mention my email that is quite full of mail unopened.

So thanks. Seriously. At this rate I can start publishing a magazine for the ladies and I probably would only have to pay the sponsor fee of bimmerpost to make it.
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I don't quite understand this... but i'm guessing i'll agree with it.

I have absolutely no idea what he meant here. I'm a little flattered though.
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I don't quite understand this... but i'm guessing i'll agree with it.

In other words...
Your comment of Axius pic was..."Is that a vagina in the center of your chest" ?

So I said to you that "I fought for less" => of what you said of Axius chest .
Of course I'm only kidding and I'm sorry for my screwing English .
Need to meet C5driver in the Tokyo elevator to teach me better Englisch...
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I have absolutely no idea what he meant here. I'm a little flattered though.
Above my friend ...
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I don't quite understand this... but i'm guessing i'll agree with it.

He means a beaver is a beaver and he loves his rodents enough to slap anything with his tail.
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In other words...
Your comment of Axius pic was..."Is that a vagina in the center of your chest" ?

So I said to you that "I fought for less" => of what you said of Axius chest .
Of course I'm only kidding and I'm sorry for my screwing English .
Need to meet C5driver in the Tokyo elevator to teach me better Englisch...
I see, kind of like, "i've fought someone for saying less than that". Right?
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I thought you meant you'd totally hit that, and nobody better come in your way!

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In other words...
Your comment of Axius pic was..."Is that a vagina in the center of your chest" ?

So I said to you that "I fought for less" => of what you said of Axius chest .
Of course I'm only kidding and I'm sorry for my screwing English .
Need to meet C5driver in the Tokyo elevator to teach me better Englisch...
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You know Phil, because you taught us how to be perverts, my phone as of now has 33 but shots, 5 frontals and lets not even mention my email that is quite full of mail unopened.

So thanks. Seriously. At this rate I can start publishing a magazine for the ladies and I probably would only have to pay the sponsor fee of bimmerpost to make it.
That's why I don't deare to post my ass because you guys think I'm creepy and pervert enough .
But I'm sure my ass would win this contest because I have muscles on my ass ,yep a muscleass !
And a front pic of my transparent underpants would give the girls on here the idea to throw their vibrators in the trash can ..
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I see, kind of like, "i've fought someone for saying less than that". Right?
Spot on my friend !
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That's why I don't deare to post my ass because you guys think I'm creepy and pervert enough .
But I'm sure my ass would win this contest because I have muscles on my ass ,yep a muscleass !
And a front pic of my transparent underpants would give the girls on here the idea to throw their vibrators in the trash can ..
Oh dear, if you only knew what you're up against...
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Oh dear, if you only knew what you're up against...
Of course we do .
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Ok, I have to say that Tonka currently has the title of best frontal shot which unfortunately can't be posted on here
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Ok, I have to say that Tonka currently has the title of best frontal shot which unfortunately can't be posted on here
I can one up him
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Am I the only one questioning why my fellow testicle wearing brothers have caved into what can only be considered terrorist demands or conned by succubus(s) ??!! It's reverse gender discrimination and I refuse to be a victim !!! Stand up for yourselves and stop being degraded by these perverts !!!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go stuff my face so I can really become a feminist... I mean, masculinist...
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Ok, I have to say that Tonka currently has the title of best frontal shot which unfortunately can't be posted on here
I can one up him
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Cheers Tara! I hope this isn't the only gratitude you get for your efforts. haha


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I think we should see pics from this noob. And also please join the secret Santa. Deadline is today! Sara just joined!
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Am I the only one questioning why my fellow testicle wearing brothers have caved into what can only be considered terrorist demands or conned by succubus(s) ??!! It's reverse gender discrimination and I refuse to be a victim !!! Stand up for yourselves and stop being degraded by these perverts !!!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go stuff my face so I can really become a feminist... I mean, masculinist...
Shush!
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