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12-01-2015, 08:51 PM | #991 | |
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You know Phil, because you taught us how to be perverts, my phone as of now has 33 but shots, 5 frontals and lets not even mention my email that is quite full of mail unopened.
So thanks. Seriously. At this rate I can start publishing a magazine for the ladies and I probably would only have to pay the sponsor fee of bimmerpost to make it.
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12-01-2015, 08:56 PM | #994 |
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Your comment of Axius pic was..."Is that a vagina in the center of your chest" ? So I said to you that "I fought for less" => of what you said of Axius chest . Of course I'm only kidding and I'm sorry for my screwing English . Need to meet C5driver in the Tokyo elevator to teach me better Englisch...
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12-01-2015, 09:02 PM | #996 |
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Above my friend ...
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12-01-2015, 09:03 PM | #997 | |
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He means a beaver is a beaver and he loves his rodents enough to slap anything with his tail.
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12-01-2015, 09:08 PM | #998 | |
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12-01-2015, 09:11 PM | #999 | ||
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I thought you meant you'd totally hit that, and nobody better come in your way!
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12-01-2015, 09:13 PM | #1000 | |
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But I'm sure my ass would win this contest because I have muscles on my ass ,yep a muscleass ! And a front pic of my transparent underpants would give the girls on here the idea to throw their vibrators in the trash can ..
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Spot on my friend !
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12-01-2015, 09:18 PM | #1003 |
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Of course we do .
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12-01-2015, 09:24 PM | #1004 |
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Ok, I have to say that Tonka currently has the title of best frontal shot which unfortunately can't be posted on here
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12-01-2015, 09:53 PM | #1006 |
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Am I the only one questioning why my fellow testicle wearing brothers have caved into what can only be considered terrorist demands or conned by succubus(s) ??!! It's reverse gender discrimination and I refuse to be a victim !!! Stand up for yourselves and stop being degraded by these perverts !!!
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12-01-2015, 10:22 PM | #1009 |
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I think we should see pics from this noob. And also please join the secret Santa. Deadline is today! Sara just joined!
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