Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#6)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-25-2010, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

OMFG!!!!!! u ahvent said this to me in SO fn long!! and omfg.. i just laughed like an asshole at work.. and OMG.. I JUST.. BAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

fuck you mother fucker.. lmao

if i had room for a quote in my sig that would be it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 10-25-2010, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

.......

morning sexy

my truck got sold on thursday and i was going to look at it on friday

find out the buyers info and lets go rape em!!!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

find out the buyers info and lets go rape em!!!!!

DAMN!!!! I wish i knew the info...

lets rape the midget, he wont fight back bc his dick hasnt been touched in a year

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hhaha bro!!! good times good times..

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAKE IT FUCKING STOP KEVIN!! ITS TOO EARLY!!

i need to stop viewing this site, i cant get laid anymore!

OH MY!!1

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

YOU CAN GO FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE LIT BY SEAGULL URINE YOU FUCKING JAGPRICK!!

EDIT! JUST SAW NINJA EDIT ON SECOND LINE!! FUCK YOU AGAIN!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

btw.. this girl i met through a friend.. 2010 alpine white 328 sedan.. not bad lol

is she as slow as her car??

SpmnE9zero · 10-25-2010, 09:00 AM

:middlefinger: !!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

:middlefinger: !!!

hes just mad hes short dont mind him...

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i hope not. LOL

oh god

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:07 AM

hey kev if you are around... ford ranger's -- only have jump seats in the back?? no bench seating? if so

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

this tall girl the other day said "You're a short guy, but u pull it off well cuz ur built and tan".. best compliment i got in a longggg time..

did you get her #?

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

its someone i know already LOL but not interested in

then fail................. and

how was jackass?

SpmnE9zero · 10-25-2010, 09:12 AM

my car is busted, black, and slow,
I gots notting in ma fridge, not even jumbo!
Take me out ma misery as I take a deep breath,
Kevin's not only Mexican, that crazy bitch must be on meth!
Stop makin jokes and pokin fun,
I am sorry I be the less fortunate son!
My car may be slow goin,
But when I flick da switch ma undercarriage be glowin!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

my car is busted, black, and slow,
I gots notting in ma fridge, not even jumbo!
Take me out ma misery as I take a deep breath,
Kevin's not only Mexican, that crazy bitch must be on meth!
Stop makin jokes and pokin fun,
I am sorry I be the less fortunate son!
My car may be slow goin,
But when I flick da switch ma undercarriage be glowin!

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude, saw it wit this chick amanda (ended up hooking up wit her too after i thought she wasnt interested) and it was FUNNY as fuck

VINTAGE rap time.. i was waiting for a michelle quote though

lets do this

hooking up as in made out??

SpmnE9zero · 10-25-2010, 09:19 AM

Kevin, I am sorry I had a beat that smacked you in da mouph,
Fact is Kevin, you make me so happy I cant contain myself! (try to make it sound close guys c'mon!!!)
You take all ma calls and help me out,
I got a tall one between ma legs bout to sprout!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

making out, a little touching.. ya know.. bc the girl pissed me the fuck off last time i hung out wit her, so i hadnt seen her in a while, just been ignoring her ass.. then she was like "im in the area, what r u doing" so i said im just relaxing and she asked to emet up. after movies she was like "you know i wanted to kiss u tn but u didnt get the hint"..

once again, stupid me was blind.. so i was like "dont give me this hint bs game stuff.. if u want to kiss me, im right here" and then we both just attacked each other.

so you touched her boobs and ur lil pee pee was left alone....... poor thing

congrats though you might be getting it wet soon haha

SpmnE9zero · 10-25-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

(reads a book)

Its no fair he cant even wead!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Kevin, I am sorry I had a beat that smacked you in da mouph,
Fact is Kevin, you make me so happy I cant contain myself! (try to make it sound close guys c'mon!!!)
You take all ma calls and help me out,
I got a tall one between ma legs bout to sprout!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im still a year.. FML... i might as well put my dick in holy water and call myself a virgin again

i just shit myself

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 09:49 AM

so i was right and your lil guy didnt get touched?

SpmnE9zero · 10-25-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

this week should be fun.. i need to go after someone that owes me $1500

how do people get in these positions?

My neck is killing me! I cant turn my head to the right!!!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i have bad luck..

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

this week should be fun.. i need to go after someone that owes me $1500

who dat??

SpmnE9zero · 10-25-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

a few people i worked wit were forming a business a year back and a few of us helped donate to get them start, but we all got signed contacts from them that they would pay us back in a year if we asked, and if we didnt ask, they'd give interest on top.. they're not returning any calls from us, they still work for the company so if we dont hear from em soon, theres gonna be threats

you got scammed!

LeMans335xiE90 · 10-25-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

you got scammed!

donald??

my boy owes me $700 but im not crazy about getting it back bc he got a dui and had to shell out like 10k so i gave him benefit of the doubt.. he will pay me back though...

and then bobby owes me $150 hahahaha

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10-25-2010, 09:12 AM	#102355
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	my car is busted, black, and slow, I gots notting in ma fridge, not even jumbo! Take me out ma misery as I take a deep breath, Kevin's not only Mexican, that crazy bitch must be on meth! Stop makin jokes and pokin fun, I am sorry I be the less fortunate son! My car may be slow goin, But when I flick da switch ma undercarriage be glowin! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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10-25-2010, 09:19 AM	#102357
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	Kevin, I am sorry I had a beat that smacked you in da mouph, Fact is Kevin, you make me so happy I cant contain myself! (try to make it sound close guys c'mon!!!) You take all ma calls and help me out, I got a tall one between ma legs bout to sprout!!! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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10-25-2010, 09:49 AM	#102362
LeMans335xiE90 +7,033 posts ;) 434 Rep 40,237 Posts Drives: 09 E90 LCI LeMans Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Nu Jersey iTrader: (12)	so i was right and your lil guy didnt get touched? __________________ E90 LCI ///OSS Angel Eyes GB
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