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      10-27-2010, 09:26 AM   #102873
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bobby and i were playing last night... i need to get back into it my game slipped a lot from not playing
black ops coming out soon. Been playing halo lately but I want to play fable until black ops comes out....
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i cant play the game, ill get fat
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black ops coming out soon. Been playing halo lately but I want to play fable until black ops comes out....
i dont know if im gonna get black ops
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      10-27-2010, 09:34 AM   #102876
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      10-27-2010, 09:58 AM   #102879
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A guy is sun bathing naked in the beach. He sees a little girl running up to him, so immediately he covers himself with a Newspaper.

The little girl, all curious asks "What's under the newspaper that you're hiding".

He says, "My Birdie, go away".

So she runs off, and he falls asleep outside. Hours later he awakes in massive pain in the hospital, and he's getting questioned by the police and doctors if he can remember anything.

"Some girl was asking about my birdie, I told her to go away, fell asleep and now I'm here"

They all look at him strange and decide to go to the beach to find the girl and they do.

An officer goes "Young lady, the man with the 'birdie' is in incredible pain.. what did you do to him".

She goes "Well, he said he had a birdie, so when he fell asleep I removed the newspaper, played with his birdie a little bit.. then it SPIT something on me.. so I cracked it's eggs, broke its neck, and burnt its nest!"
your a wash cloth
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      10-27-2010, 10:09 AM   #102882
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uh oh!



DAMN!
whatd i say
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      10-27-2010, 10:17 AM   #102883
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      10-27-2010, 10:18 AM   #102884
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what DONT us ay
i dont say much, im a quiet guy

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      10-27-2010, 10:32 AM   #102885
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not in the bathroom
i when jerry goes in the bathroom...

jerry enters stall... nick wets paper towels... nick throws paper towels at jerry...
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      10-27-2010, 10:41 AM   #102886
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i thought it was gonne be

Jerry goes to stall
describes his shit in detail to nick's text
MAKE IT STOP
DAMN automatic flushers always ruin the real fun though!
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      10-27-2010, 11:04 AM   #102887
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theres been some tiems where im taking a shit, and the toilet flushes 5 times and my anus gets soaked
wtf HOW????
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      10-27-2010, 11:41 AM   #102888
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a really long shit..
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u forgot to do something mimsy
lol yea i know didnt feel like adding it up hahahahahhaha
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      10-27-2010, 01:02 PM   #102890
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      10-27-2010, 01:10 PM   #102892
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      10-27-2010, 01:14 PM   #102894
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