Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

If you do that - I'm warning you, right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, in the neck, with a knife!

i going to rub my fucking nutsack on your drumset

ultimateendz · 08-10-2009, 10:20 AM

what up

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:21 AM

everytime i cum, i produce a quart!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ultimateendz

what up

whats up bro. jerry got laid this weekend!!!!!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lol! at my last job, this girl shameka got pissed off at this really ugly closly motto looking dude and said "say another word, and im gonna smack u pretty'

nice try, but we all know she was talking to you

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

lmao, announce it to the whole world why dont u LOL

its a great achievement that non of us thought was gonna happen anytime soon

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

no, she said "ill smack u tall" to me

she is a smart woman!

ultimateendz · 08-10-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

danny boy!

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Originally Posted by sexye92

whats up bro. jerry got laid this weekend!!!!!!

he did?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

I appreciate the recognition.. it's like a lunar eclipse.. doesn't happen very often but when it does, its magical

it was magical for YOU, i would like to ask the girl how it was for her lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ultimateendz

he did?

yea, i mean i have no proof, but im taking his word for it, he is pretty open with his failures so i am guessing he isnt lying bout his achievements

ultimateendz · 08-10-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

yea, i mean i have no proof, but im taking his word for it, he is pretty open with his failures so i am guessing he isnt lying bout his achievements

lol...guess your right...congrats bro

...hope u have many more

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she got my number afterwards and still talks to me.. that should be a good sign

she is probably waiting for the rest lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ultimateendz

lol...guess your right...congrats bro

...hope u have many more

thats mean dan, think of the poor girls your wish may possibly leave unsatisfied

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah.. i got nothing to lie about here.. some stuff i shouldn't say, but w/e.. this place is fun to vent

most of what you say you shouldnt say lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

thanks! im pissed i didnt get to roll wit u and leo.. me leo and john made it to queens from bear mountain in like 20 minutes.. we were going stupid fast on the way back.. i dont know hwo their girls weren't scared for life.. thank god i went by myself, most girls im friends wit get all scared anything past 60

hahahaha.. she told me "encore" yesterday

im sure it was a memorable 40seconds in her life

ultimateendz · 08-10-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

thanks! im pissed i didnt get to roll wit u and leo.. me leo and john made it to queens from bear mountain in like 20 minutes.. we were going stupid fast on the way back.. i dont know hwo their girls weren't scared for life.. thank god i went by myself, most girls im friends wit get all scared anything past 60

lol...yea me and leo damn near pinned our speedos weaving in and outta traffic...

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

very true..

yeah.. i told myself i would break kevin's usual 30 second time trials and smack it in his face

same here after we left

my record is 1 minute fucker, get it right, and it was cuz i rubbed the easy one out before hand

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

1 minute? that's enough time for you to take a breather in the middle of it to post up here lol

exactly, theres nothing to prove anymore, lol. as long as i finish and dont break a sweat, its a good night lol

fizzle · 08-10-2009, 10:37 AM

damn you guys are wasting no time today

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

quickies aren't always that bad..

quickies are never bad for guys

fizzle · 08-10-2009, 10:41 AM

i love a nice quickie...he he he

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-10-2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

today is idiot day.. every customer is like "i cant log in"

they give me their ID and Password, i connect to their computer and log in..

they give me the whole "this hasnt worked for me"

i tell them "make sure you dont type your id and password wrong.. is there anything else i can assist you with"

lol..

wow people are completely stupid lol, must be hangover day

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