Fuel protests this Wednesday...

Steve A · 12-12-2007, 03:53 PM

Wow what a great thread!! its the first ive ever read from start to finish.

Now then in the land of 'Stevie A' EVERYONE hates taxes, and i do my upmost to pay as little as possible but unfortunatley i NEED fuel, so i pay for it. If it was £5 per litre id still buy it because i need it to do my business and my business affords me a lovly lifestyle.

I think simons argument about fuels being cheaper, will lead to more people driving is plausable. When i havent given the mrs her allowance she says " i havent done any shopping cause i couldnt get to the supermarket as i couldnt buy petrol"

now then i thought she was just being a lazy twat!!!

Come on guys lets not argue about whos right and whos wrong becasue we all are.

Love Steve.

PS Carlos you are the thickest bloke i know by a fucking mile

Steve A · 12-12-2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Evil pays your wages?

this is so funny you thick cunt

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

this is so funny you thick cunt

Steve, I think you need to stop bottling things up and just say what you mean.

Anyway, it seems to me that I pay the entire fucking wage bill of the civilservice.

beemerbird · 12-12-2007, 04:30 PM

Sort out my f.....g pay rise then please. And yes, I DO deserve one as working for an agency that year on year has made considerable profits.

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 04:34 PM

'profits' - must be a state run monopoly then.

I suppose that 1.9% will be the order of the day then. Proper shite if you think (like I do) that inflation is running at 6 - 10%.

vivekk · 12-12-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

...PS Carlos you are the thickest bloke i know by a fucking mile

Steve- that would make a corking plate cover for the UK5 meet!

BTW- relax Carlos- it's just a joke, ok.

Viv

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 04:39 PM

Good job you didn't go for quote no. 2 Viv -seems to have a disproportionate upsetting effect on birds that one.

beemerbird · 12-12-2007, 04:40 PM

Yes Tony, Land Registry is just that. TBH not even sure of % on offer, possibly 2% & that's because we make a profit

Should be done in June, now December

I won't start ranting, it's boring. Just don't think it is too much in expecting to maintain one's standard of living.

Your car should be going even better now I reckon

vivekk · 12-12-2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

Good job you didn't go for quote no. 2 Viv -seems to have a disproportionate upsetting effect on birds that one.

I actually thought about putting that on the rear plate, Tony.

Viv

DaveC · 12-12-2007, 05:21 PM

Just an aside. I found these forums because I'd previously found useful information on the old timers E46 boards. I'm a little worried. It seems that:

a) If you have too much fun it'll offend people and create demands for an off topic forum

or

b) If you try to get serious people will assume a flame war and try to step in.

Maybe we should rename this forum the "UK my new penis substitute arrives in January woo hoo should I get electric seats or the vibrating butt plug attachment and would my wheels look better in lemon yellow or neon pink" forum.

Come on guys, a little fun is OK, a little heated discussion is OK too otherwise why bother.

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 05:33 PM

No-one told me that there was a butt plug option.

This must be at least a £650 + VAT factory option.

Is a retrofit available?

dxb335d · 12-12-2007, 05:38 PM

I dont agree with the thich thing. i am young a miss a few stupid joks etc. but far from thick, prob got more qualies than you.

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Yes Tony, Land Registry is just that. TBH not even sure of % on offer, possibly 2% & that's because we make a profit

Should be done in June, now December

I won't start ranting, it's boring. Just don't think it is too much in expecting to maintain one's standard of living.

Your car should be going even better now I reckon

So the 'profit' you talk about is as a result of the Land Registration Act and the reduction of thresholds for registrable interests?

OK - my definition of a profit is buy low sell high or to make something that sells for more that the sum of it's parts.

Oh well, its a symptom of the b/s service led / public sector economy.

No offence to you or what you do (the Land Registry are one of the better government agencies IMO) but it really is not a profit.

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

I dont agree with the thich thing. i am young a miss a few stupid joks etc. but far from thick, prob got more qualies than you.

I assume that you are having a go at my 'butt plug' remark.

If you were replying to Steve then 'fuck off' would probably be more appropriate.

RockIt · 12-12-2007, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Evil pays your wages?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve A

this is so funny you thick cunt

Strangely enough I was just sharing this classic comment of Master Fandango's with the 'Miswah' and was busy pissing myself. Couldn't summon the will to live in order to respond though. Wouldn't go quite as far or be quite as blunt as you Steve!

NFS · 12-12-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveC

Just an aside. I found these forums because I'd previously found useful information on the old timers E46 boards. I'm a little worried. It seems that:

a) If you have too much fun it'll offend people and create demands for an off topic forum

or

b) If you try to get serious people will assume a flame war and try to step in.

Maybe we should rename this forum the "UK my new penis substitute arrives in January woo hoo should I get electric seats or the vibrating butt plug attachment and would my wheels look better in lemon yellow or neon pink" forum.

Come on guys, a little fun is OK, a little heated discussion is OK too otherwise why bother.

I love a good argument I do.

You can all relax. My sensitive phase is now over.

dxb335d · 12-12-2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

I assume that you are having a go at my 'butt plug' remark.

If you were replying to Steve then 'fuck off' would probably be more appropriate.

Nah mate, didnt even see any ''butt plug'' comment?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockIt

Strangely enough I was just sharing this classic comment of Master Fandango's with the 'Miswah' and was busy pissing myself. Couldn't summon the will to live in order to respond though. Wouldn't go quite as far or be quite as blunt as you Steve!

Nah im pissed off now, dont laugh at my expense

I am annoyed, dont think im thick because i cant be arsed to read everything, as proved by evils comment which i didnt even read. mY prob is i dont read everything, missed something them commented which to Steve made me look thick?! i Would not say i was the thick one, i aint fucked ma car

Evil Diesel · 12-12-2007, 05:47 PM

NFS - Time to rush off to the chemist for the pads me thinks!

NFS · 12-12-2007, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

NFS - Time to rush off to the chemist for the pads me thinks!

I think I just needed to get pissed.

beemerbird · 12-12-2007, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

So the 'profit' you talk about is as a result of the Land Registration Act and the reduction of thresholds for registrable interests?

No offence to you or what you do (the Land Registry are one of the better government agencies IMO) but it really is not a profit.

Yes , you're right & there are more reductions on the way but are not public knowledge as yet. We are currently focusing on an alarming increase in fraud re. property/land transactions. One of many reasons the general public should not be encouraged to do their own conveyancing, but solicitors should not charge such ridiculous fees for what is often basic conveyancing on registered titles. E conveyancing is on it's way as well!!

Again Tony, you are strictly correct, the 'profit' is not a profit as such,
although we conveniently choose to call it one when receiving an annual corporate bonus.

jwbmw · 12-12-2007, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by needforspeed

I think I just needed to get pissed.

i hope that is pissed as in drunk rather than annoyed/

NFS · 12-12-2007, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

i hope that is pissed as in drunk rather than annoyed/

Yes .. definitely the drunk kind.

I'll never be annoyed again.

I've achieved an advanced state of zen like calm.

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Steve A Brigadier General 104 Rep 3,465 Posts Drives: too much Join Date: May 2007 Location: Manchester UK iTrader: (0)	Wow what a great thread!! its the first ive ever read from start to finish. Now then in the land of 'Stevie A' EVERYONE hates taxes, and i do my upmost to pay as little as possible but unfortunatley i NEED fuel, so i pay for it. If it was £5 per litre id still buy it because i need it to do my business and my business affords me a lovly lifestyle. I think simons argument about fuels being cheaper, will lead to more people driving is plausable. When i havent given the mrs her allowance she says " i havent done any shopping cause i couldnt get to the supermarket as i couldnt buy petrol" now then i thought she was just being a lazy twat!!! Come on guys lets not argue about whos right and whos wrong becasue we all are. Love Steve. PS Carlos you are the thickest bloke i know by a fucking mile __________________ C350 cdi sport estate facelift 457lbft 130i M SportMercedes C350 CDI Sport Estate AutoMini Cooper Auto.Mercedes E250 CGI,Lexus IS-F,R36, RS4 Saloon,ML 420 CDI SPORT,M6, 335d, C55, C32, M3, M5, S3, ALL SOLD but fondly remembered
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Evil Diesel Captain 33 Rep 817 Posts Drives: E92 335d M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London iTrader: (0)	'profits' - must be a state run monopoly then. I suppose that 1.9% will be the order of the day then. Proper shite if you think (like I do) that inflation is running at 6 - 10%.
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Evil Diesel Captain 33 Rep 817 Posts Drives: E92 335d M Sport Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Good job you didn't go for quote no. 2 Viv -seems to have a disproportionate upsetting effect on birds that one.
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