What'd everyone get for christmas?

Delta0311 · 12-28-2015, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

That's my work silly goose.

Your work? I had no idea that the unemployment office was doing grab bags.

V1.47fan · 12-28-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Laryngitis

What is it?

Sara · 12-28-2015, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Your work? I had no idea that the unemployment office was doing grab bags.

I've been working since I was 5 months pregnant.

Delta0311 · 12-28-2015, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I've been working since I was 5 months pregnant.

Working on.... what exactly?

V1.47fan · 12-28-2015, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I've been working since I was 5 months pregnant.

Fuck that, find you a rich husband who'll take care of you.

Sara · 12-28-2015, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Fuck that, find you a rich husband who'll take care of you.

I'm trying! lol

Delta0311 · 12-28-2015, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm trying! lol

Sara's first question when she meets a guy is, how much do you make a year? This is before they even exchange names.

V1.47fan · 12-28-2015, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Sara's first question when she meets a guy is, how much do you make a year? This is before they even exchange names.

She should be more subtle about it, instead she should ask what the guy does for a living then google how much he might be making ballpark.

PoorLurker · 12-28-2015, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

She should be more subtle about it, instead she should ask what the guy does for a living then google how much he might be making ballpark.

That's hard because if he says lawyer, he can make anywhere from like $50k/yr to millions.

Also hard because the guy may be leveraged up to his eye balls, cash strapped, but comes across doing well "just as long as this next business goes as planned"

Then again, for most jobs, it's easy to see that the guy at Costco or the person collecting toll payments isn't making all that much.

Delta0311 You're wrong. She has actually online stalked him and knows where he lives, how much he bought it for (don't want an original owner who got in before the market took off), any weird forums he's a member of, credit score, etc... before they have ever met. (for purely safety reasons, of course)

///M Power-Belgium · 12-28-2015, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

She should be more subtle about it, instead she should ask what the guy does for a living then google how much he might be making ballpark.

It doesn't matter because hot chicks suck the bank account out of it

zx10guy · 12-28-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

That's hard because if he says lawyer, he can make anywhere from like $50k/yr to millions.

Also hard because the guy may be leveraged up to his eye balls, cash strapped, but comes across doing well "just as long as this next business goes as planned"

Then again, for most jobs, it's easy to see that the guy at Costco or the person collecting toll payments isn't making all that much.

Delta0311 You're wrong. She has actually online stalked him and knows where he lives, how much he bought it for (don't want an original owner who got in before the market took off), any weird forums he's a member of, credit score, etc... before they have ever met. (for purely safety reasons, of course)

^This.

I had a recent meeting with my bank's private client rep. I just happened to ask her how I'm doing in relation to her other clients. She said way ahead. She said many of her clients are leveraged to the hilt and the amount of revolving debt they carried is usually in line with about how much they made a year. So the keeping up with the Jones' is alive and well.

V1.47fan · 12-28-2015, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

That's hard because if he says lawyer, he can make anywhere from like $50k/yr to millions.

Also hard because the guy may be leveraged up to his eye balls, cash strapped, but comes across doing well "just as long as this next business goes as planned"

Then again, for most jobs, it's easy to see that the guy at Costco or the person collecting toll payments isn't making all that much.

Delta0311 You're wrong. She has actually online stalked him and knows where he lives, how much he bought it for (don't want an original owner who got in before the market took off), any weird forums he's a member of, credit score, etc... before they have ever met. (for purely safety reasons, of course)

Guys lie about their net worth. she can fuck the guy hard at his house, when he falls asleep, go through his stuff, SS#, bank statements etc.

UglyBuzzard · 12-28-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by zx10guy

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

That's hard because if he says lawyer, he can make anywhere from like $50k/yr to millions.

Also hard because the guy may be leveraged up to his eye balls, cash strapped, but comes across doing well "just as long as this next business goes as planned"

Then again, for most jobs, it's easy to see that the guy at Costco or the person collecting toll payments isn't making all that much.

Delta0311 You're wrong. She has actually online stalked him and knows where he lives, how much he bought it for (don't want an original owner who got in before the market took off), any weird forums he's a member of, credit score, etc... before they have ever met. (for purely safety reasons, of course)

^This.

I had a recent meeting with my bank's private client rep. I just happened to ask her how I'm doing in relation to her other clients. She said way ahead. She said many of her clients are leveraged to the hilt and the amount of revolving debt they carried is usually in line with about how much they made a year. So the keeping up with the Jones' is alive and well.

Why would they have a private banker with that much debt to credit? Does not sound like a lot of assets with the bank or investment potential.

zx10guy · 12-28-2015, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Why would they have a private banker with that much debt to credit? Does not sound like a lot of assets with the bank or investment potential.

I was wondering this myself. I didn't ask her. But I can only assume, they would be targets for their loan products. I guess they figure if they're going to be in debt they might as well pay this bank interest rather than someone else. And they're bundling private banking services as an incentive. She did tell me she's had the stop spending discussion with them. Plus she said she's actively working with many of their clients to fix the mess their in by getting them to start saving to get their financial house in order.

PoorLurker · 12-28-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by zx10guy

^This.

I had a recent meeting with my bank's private client rep. I just happened to ask her how I'm doing in relation to her other clients. She said way ahead. She said many of her clients are leveraged to the hilt and the amount of revolving debt they carried is usually in line with about how much they made a year. So the keeping up with the Jones' is alive and well.

You're doing well? Ohhh! I understand now as I read DC as OC. I was like people in the OC have positive net worths?

UglyBuzzard They have a private banker at his bank and then also at