The "Movie Quote" Thread!!

cycler · 09-02-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dleo

Be Cool

dim i see I cant stump you LOL

cycler · 09-02-2008, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danniexi

shawshank redemption.

one of my favorites

Ive seen it 10 times. Amazing movie

JBiddy · 09-02-2008, 02:29 PM

ask me about my weiner........

Accepted(great movie)

dreamk · 09-02-2008, 04:07 PM

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mholmes205 · 09-02-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cycler

Ive seen it 10 times. Amazing movie

Best line ever from any movie is towards the end of Shawshank Redemption, in the letter that Andy wrote to Red...

Andy: "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

Trelos · 09-03-2008, 12:40 AM

You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

Project3 · 09-03-2008, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trelos

You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Jesus.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Eight-year-olds, Dude.

haha. great movie!!!

Trelos · 09-03-2008, 01:04 AM

No more shines, Billy.

What?

I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.

Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya...

Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...

I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and right away you're getting fucking fresh!........ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem.

Okay, salud.
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!

Trelos · 09-03-2008, 01:08 AM

"And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.

No, no, go away, I hate you! I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.

Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!

No, no, leave me alone!

No, kiss me!

No! Stop!

Yes, yes!

Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!"

Trelos · 09-03-2008, 01:14 AM

I got something to stop him.

They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum.

It shoots through schools.

-Same movie

You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!

Trelos · 09-03-2008, 01:29 AM

Last one.

Put. That coffee. Down...........Coffee's for closers only.
You think I'm fucking with you......I am Not fucking with you

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Dleo · 09-03-2008, 03:13 AM

GREG: Now there's two rules you need to know as a trainee. The rest will come later. Number one, we do not pitch the bitch here.

SETH: What?

GREG: We don't sell stock to women. I don't care who it is, we don't do it. I'm serious. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you're sorry. They're a constant pain in the ass and never worth the trouble. They will call you every fucking day asking you why the stock is dropping. And God forbid the stock should go up you'll hear from them every fifteen minutes. Is it a good time to sell? It's simply not worth the time or effort.

SETH: Okay, don't pitch the bitch.

d3l0n · 09-03-2008, 04:45 AM

actor: Jack Black
movie: TROPIC THUNDER
scene: 3/4 into the movie towards the end before they invaded the tribe or whatever they were... as he was tied to the tree having a crack attack!( lmao)

quote: "....(etc..etc..).......please let me go, i will cradle your balls and swallow the gravy"

lmaaaaaaoo i couldn't believe he said that!

Dleo · 09-03-2008, 08:48 AM

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!

Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Gig103 · 09-03-2008, 09:48 AM

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis"

~Clemenza, The Godfather

Trelos · 09-03-2008, 10:12 AM

"He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time!"

-Moe Greene

Jet335i · 09-04-2008, 09:28 AM

extra credit:

"Whatcha been feeding this thing?"

"Blondes."

Trelos · 09-04-2008, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jet335i

extra credit:

"Whatcha been feeding this thing?"

"Blondes."

Totall Recall

Project3 · 09-05-2008, 08:21 PM

Superbad

Seth: I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.

-----------------

Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!

-----------------

Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?

Project3 · 09-05-2008, 08:27 PM

Superbad

Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best.

----------------

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

----------------
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.

----------------

Evan: I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all.

----------------

Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

Project3 · 09-05-2008, 08:37 PM

Superbad

Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.

M.A.C.K. · 09-05-2008, 08:42 PM

Get to the choooppppeerrrr.............

Who is your daddy and what does he do.........

I am a COP you iiiddiot........

My name is John Kimble...........

Is that sooo Rambo...........

shake it before you bake it, SHAKE AND BAKE!!!........

I am going to throw you in my Delorean and gun it to 88......

Where we are going we don't need rrroooaaaaddssss..........

If i tell you to burry the body in the mmaarsssshhhh, YOU BURY IT IN THE F*CKIN MAAARSSSHHHHHH.........

Sweeeeet heaaaaart, your giving a f*ckin haaaard on............

Just a few off the top of my head in a minute..........

09-02-2008, 02:29 PM	#91
JBiddy Brigadier General 201 Rep 3,840 Posts Drives: F82 ///M Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Northern/N.J iTrader: (9)	ask me about my weiner........ Accepted(great movie) __________________ ///M
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09-02-2008, 04:07 PM	#92
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09-03-2008, 12:40 AM	#94
Trelos Second Lieutenant 50 Rep 225 Posts Drives: 11 white 335xi & 89 white 325i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: northern NJ iTrader: (1)	You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.
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09-03-2008, 01:04 AM	#96
Trelos Second Lieutenant 50 Rep 225 Posts Drives: 11 white 335xi & 89 white 325i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: northern NJ iTrader: (1)	No more shines, Billy. What? I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore. Relax, will ya? Ya flip right out, what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with ya... Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around... I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and right away you're getting fucking fresh!........ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry too. It's okay. No problem. Okay, salud. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox. Mother fuckin' mutt! You, you fucking piece of shit!
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09-03-2008, 01:14 AM	#98
Trelos Second Lieutenant 50 Rep 225 Posts Drives: 11 white 335xi & 89 white 325i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: northern NJ iTrader: (1)	I got something to stop him. They made it for him special. It's an eighty-eight Magnum. It shoots through schools. -Same movie You fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches. My own club!
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09-03-2008, 01:29 AM	#99
Trelos Second Lieutenant 50 Rep 225 Posts Drives: 11 white 335xi & 89 white 325i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: northern NJ iTrader: (1)	Last one. Put. That coffee. Down...........Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you......I am Not fucking with you [u2b]object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TROhlThs9qY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TROhlThs9qY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b]
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09-03-2008, 03:13 AM	#100
Dleo Brigadier General 217 Rep 3,358 Posts Drives: 2010 X5 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (2)	GREG: Now there's two rules you need to know as a trainee. The rest will come later. Number one, we do not pitch the bitch here. SETH: What? GREG: We don't sell stock to women. I don't care who it is, we don't do it. I'm serious. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you're sorry. They're a constant pain in the ass and never worth the trouble. They will call you every fucking day asking you why the stock is dropping. And God forbid the stock should go up you'll hear from them every fifteen minutes. Is it a good time to sell? It's simply not worth the time or effort. SETH: Okay, don't pitch the bitch. __________________
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09-03-2008, 04:45 AM	#101
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09-03-2008, 08:48 AM	#102
Dleo Brigadier General 217 Rep 3,358 Posts Drives: 2010 X5 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (2)	Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum! Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it? Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone? __________________
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09-03-2008, 09:48 AM	#103
Gig103 Major 76 Rep 1,324 Posts Drives: 2014 Tesla P85D Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Gilbert, AZ iTrader: (1)	"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis" ~Clemenza, The Godfather __________________ Was: 2008 335xi sedan 6MT Black Sapphire Metallic Is: 2014 Tesla P85D (Blue Metallic) Wife's: 2013 Infiniti G37 S sedan 6MT, Black
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09-03-2008, 10:12 AM	#104
Trelos Second Lieutenant 50 Rep 225 Posts Drives: 11 white 335xi & 89 white 325i Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: northern NJ iTrader: (1)	"He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time!" -Moe Greene
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09-04-2008, 09:28 AM	#105
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09-05-2008, 08:21 PM	#107
Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	Superbad Seth: I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing. ----------------- Seth: Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth! ----------------- Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule? __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\**
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09-05-2008, 08:27 PM	#108
Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	Superbad Evan: Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. ---------------- Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. ---------------- Becca: Your cock is so smooth! Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man. Becca: I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth. ---------------- Evan: I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. ---------------- Seth: [referring to Evan's mother] I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby. Evan: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick. __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\**
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09-05-2008, 08:37 PM	#109
Project3 -:- P3PRO -:- 66 Rep 1,545 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 325i (6 Speed Manual) Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Jersey iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 E90 325i [0.00]	Superbad Seth: He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles. __________________ //BMFEAST-THE LARGEST BMW GATHERING IN THE NORTHEAST!!!-OFFICIAL PHOTO THREAD\\ *// "THE WEDNESDAY WEEKLY E90POST* SITDOWN" - Fords, NJ @ 9PM \\**
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09-05-2008, 08:42 PM	#110
M.A.C.K. Banned 41 Rep 2,907 Posts Drives: E90 335i Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: LI, NY iTrader: (0)	Get to the choooppppeerrrr............. Who is your daddy and what does he do......... I am a COP you iiiddiot........ My name is John Kimble........... Is that sooo Rambo........... shake it before you bake it, SHAKE AND BAKE!!!........ I am going to throw you in my Delorean and gun it to 88...... Where we are going we don't need rrroooaaaaddssss.......... If i tell you to burry the body in the mmaarsssshhhh, YOU BURY IT IN THE FCKIN MAAARSSSHHHHHH......... Sweeeeet heaaaaart, your giving a fckin haaaard on............ Just a few off the top of my head in a minute..........
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