HELP--My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me!!

MRVBC · 04-26-2011, 10:07 PM

This is some good ish!! lmao!!

ArizSun21 · 04-26-2011, 10:08 PM

Kinda Awesome

d8rknight · 04-27-2011, 09:51 PM

lmao

PandaBear · 04-28-2011, 12:42 AM

For you Nomie, I will give you my services for free.

NaTuReB0Y · 04-28-2011, 12:53 AM

cliff notes please......picture of gf posted or not?

Potty_Pants · 04-28-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TT3 iN NyC

Thanks guys! lol.. I think I have my <3 set on the PROcede and no longer on the gf...

just a question....

wonder if she ever kissed you after providing oral pleasures to the other guy

ppp

p.s. no it doesnt make you gay but unfortunately your now bi.

V1.47fan · 04-28-2011, 02:42 PM

funniest thing I've read on the internet in long time.

Trout · 04-28-2011, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

funniest thing I've read on the internet in long time.

+1

Craig@SupremePower · 04-29-2011, 02:36 AM

lol nice nomie..

xxx_mina · 04-29-2011, 03:46 AM

Very funny and creepy because I am messing around with this chick and she's doing the same shit to her bf ....

Anyway.... he drives a fast 400+ HP car not to be named ....and I've destroyed it on the highway with my Jb4.....

Ps: any V5 in South Florida wanna race?

FedeM · 04-29-2011, 04:31 AM

LOL

Wife epic win.

TT3 iN NyC · 04-29-2011, 08:18 AM

haha thanks guys! lol..

FedeM · 04-29-2011, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TT3 iN NyC

haha thanks guys! lol..

LOL I can't stop reading your story.

You're very cool, bro!

Really, that's one of the funniest topic I've ever read.

PiZauL · 04-29-2011, 10:34 AM

As Wayne Brady would say.. sometimes you gotta choke a bitch

Q4P · 04-29-2011, 10:46 AM

Haha, this is epic...

Buy an M3 because since that B8 is AWD, it'll be tough in a 335i when they start to take turns and run from you even with the extra power of a chip (no LSD and all, slightly crappier suspension)...

TT3 iN NyC · 04-29-2011, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuCcIo

LOL I can't stop reading your story.

You're very cool, bro!

Really, that's one of the funniest topic I've ever read.

haha, thanks, you're cool too!

lol

E90MIA · 04-29-2011, 02:37 PM

hahaha lmao

z4nhy3uz · 04-29-2011, 03:57 PM

LOL

HifiSyd · 04-29-2011, 04:08 PM

While I have not comapred it to any other tunes, I bought a JB4 and have not regretted it one bit. Bang for the buck, it's got to be hard to beat. Good luck.

335hype · 04-29-2011, 08:57 PM

classic

Tyetiger · 04-29-2011, 10:16 PM

LOL!

This the best yet! The first question you should of asked was "what am i doing with a girl that drives an Audi?!"

lol

Get the JB4, It is one wicked tune and it is very versitile. I put it in my stock 07 335 and I was speechless.

kryptonian21 · 05-05-2011, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TT3 iN NyC

I don’t know where to begin so here goes. I’ve been living with my girlfriend for about a year now and I love her to death. She’s into cars too. In fact, one of the things that attracted me to her was her badass B8 Audi S4.

However, these passed few months have been challenging. We hardly see each other anymore at home. She comes home late at night. We don’t go out as much anymore. And, it seems like she’s starting a bunch of fights, often for meaningless reasons. Last month, I saw her on the computer giggling and typing away. I casually walked behind her to look over her shoulder. She slammed her laptop closed and we had the worst fight about privacy. Well, last week I got a little nosey and checked out her last text messages. She has been getting a lot of flirty texts from some number I don’t even recognize.

Well, last Saturday we were supposed to go to dinner with some friends. She bailed, saying she was not feeling well and told me to go without her. So I got into the 335i, pretended to go to the dinner but in fact only went down the block, just on a suspicion. 15 minutes later she comes out and starts to drive off, so I followed her. She only went a few miles and stopped at an apartment complex. 10 minutes later, she and some bastard walk out and get into her car.

I followed them as they got onto the freeway onramp. She decided to punch it and was hitting triple digits in no time. I tried to keep up with them but she just kept pulling away. I was so pissed I couldn’t see straight. So here’s my dilemma. I sure could use everyone’s advice. Which tune should I upgrade to—PROcede V5 or JB4?

That's a great post man. But don't sit in front of your computer, reading all the kudos and taking all the credit--ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU PLAGIARIZED MY WORK FROM EVOM

. You could have taken the idea of misleading the community with drama and made your own in a completely different way, not just copy, paste and change like three parts of the original

. With the number of posts you have, you must spend every waking moment in front of the computer, literally copying and pasting every original thought and claiming it for yourself. Get a life and drive that 335i once in a while.

http://forums.evolutionm.net/new-off...eating-me.html

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04-29-2011, 02:36 AM	#97
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04-29-2011, 03:46 AM	#98
xxx_mina Outlaw 92 Rep 250 Posts Drives: 2015 M4 JB4 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Miami iTrader: (3) Garage List 2015 BMW M4 [9.34] 2010 135I [0.00] 2007 335i [0.00]	Very funny and creepy because I am messing around with this chick and she's doing the same shit to her bf .... Anyway.... he drives a fast 400+ HP car not to be named ....and I've destroyed it on the highway with my Jb4..... Ps: any V5 in South Florida wanna race?
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04-29-2011, 04:31 AM	#99
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04-29-2011, 08:18 AM	#100
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04-29-2011, 10:46 AM	#103
Q4P Colonel 86 Rep 2,291 Posts Drives: Too Much Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: World iTrader: (0)	Haha, this is epic... Buy an M3 because since that B8 is AWD, it'll be tough in a 335i when they start to take turns and run from you even with the extra power of a chip (no LSD and all, slightly crappier suspension)...
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04-29-2011, 04:08 PM	#107
HifiSyd Enlisted Member 17 Rep 93 Posts Drives: 2007 335i Sedan Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Edmond, Ok. iTrader: (0)	While I have not comapred it to any other tunes, I bought a JB4 and have not regretted it one bit. Bang for the buck, it's got to be hard to beat. Good luck.
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04-29-2011, 08:57 PM	#108
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04-29-2011, 10:16 PM	#109
Tyetiger Private First Class 34 Rep 141 Posts Drives: 07 335xi MperorTuning Stage 2 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Hartford, CT iTrader: (1)	LOL! This the best yet! The first question you should of asked was "what am i doing with a girl that drives an Audi?!" lol Get the JB4, It is one wicked tune and it is very versitile. I put it in my stock 07 335 and I was speechless.
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