Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

few years ago i was banging this married chick, she told her husband she was going to a/c with friends, the next day i went out riding with alex and i came home and the bitch shampoo'd my carpets in the house while i was gone lol

did you bang her on the said shampoo'd carpet?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she told me right as it was going "dont put it in my ass".. but the greatest thing is when a girl whispers in ur ear "i want u inside me"... lol.. sorry for all this, but its been a long time since i had action so im all crazed up

thats creepy and even worse that you had to wisper back " i already am"

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

did you bang her on the said shampoo'd carpet?

no sir, i didnt want to ruin the job well done lol. i was at her house bout to bang her a few weeks after that and her husband pulled up, i was like well you want to to just hang out or leave? lol she was like you have to get out of here so he dont catch us

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

haha dick.. u had to go there didnt u..

hey man you threw a perfect opportunity at me, i gotta swing at it!

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 12:00 PM

omg my fart just smelled like death

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

thats creepy and even worse that you had to wisper back " i already am"

LMAO that just made me LOL

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Hey little moma let me whisper in your ear, tell you something you might like to hear.. wait til you see mah DICK hey girl..

can anyone really see your dick?

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 12:23 PM

brb going to drop this sucker

Lowcruzr · 08-12-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

thats creepy and even worse that you had to wisper back " i already am"

I just laughed milk out my nose on that one...

Lowcruzr · 08-12-2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i'm a fucking tripod LOL

Short legs, short... yeah, you get the idea.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who the hell r u?

im the guy that makes your mom smile

Lowcruzr · 08-12-2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who the hell r u?

nothing but darkness to be found there

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and im the guy that makes ur mom cry from being let down and unsatisfied

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

well said donkey.. well said

you sound like you're mom when you say that, i miss her so much

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

who done it? be back lata.. im gonna relax for a bit

RELAX? what do you call posting on here? lol what do you do while posting that you need to relax

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 02:29 PM

im back. lunch poop and targe

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

im back. lunch poop and targe

good for you man! glad it all came out nicely

fizzle · 08-12-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

good for you man! glad it all came out nicely

my fav feature of the iPhone is recording the poop sound and sending it out to friends...ah lifes simple pleasures.

ultimateendz · 08-12-2009, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

im back. lunch poop and targe

did you remember to flush your Jerry when you were done?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-12-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ultimateendz

did you remember to flush your Jerry when you were done?

that would have been a tiny shit

SpmnE9zero · 08-12-2009, 02:40 PM

Traffic sucked at lunch do to a head on collision, however I was driving next to a GT-R so it was all good.

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