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      01-05-2011, 11:59 PM   #1101
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Are you a lone wolfpack...speaking of that I almost ran a wolf down in my neighborhood streets dumb dog lol wtfzzzzzz
I don't recommend trying to run a wolf down bro. Must be the acid you are doing
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Seriously laughing my ass off right now picturing brian all tripped out trying to run after a wolf!
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no this one ran out in front of my car...and then like stopped and walked slowly all like "i'm a wolffffffff suck my dickkkkk" then seth appeared and obliged...it was weird
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Just taking my time for once
no...srry...too lazy to quote properly...meant it was a 23 y/o dude, not dude? wtf is wrong with you....I'm sure she's nice and we all liked it when you slow played us too.
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      01-06-2011, 12:02 AM   #1107
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Seriously laughing my ass off right now picturing brian all tripped out trying to run after a wolf!
Should I tell you about being all drunk in zona chasing a javelina with my machete?
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no this one ran out in front of my car...and then like stopped and walked slowly all like "i'm a wolffffffff suck my dickkkkk" then seth appeared and obliged...it was weird
funny how guys prefer wolf cock to yours huh?

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      01-06-2011, 12:03 AM   #1110
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no this one ran out in front of my car...and then like stopped and walked slowly all like "i'm a wolffffffff suck my dickkkkk" then seth appeared and obliged...it was weird

you should have slanted your eyes and started making chinese sounds and said kung pow beef or some shit...that woulda scared the piss outta him...
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no...srry...too lazy to quote properly...meant it was a 23 y/o dude, not dude? wtf is wrong with you....I'm sure she's nice and we all liked it when you slow played us too.
Just trying a different approach with the young guys around here
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you should have slanted your eyes and started making chinese sounds and said kung pow beef or some shit...that woulda scared the piss outta him...
who me or the wolf?
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jews love chinese food so the wolf
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He is usually dead on with that stuff. He just waits for the right time to post
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