[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by ryan stewart

LOL that life story wall of text you posted back, you are fucking INVESTED in us. I love it actually, its fun.

See, there’s a nice guy! Thank you. Although, as far as investment goes, it might be the other way around. It is kinda fun. One of my many faults is, I just love it when people get pissed at me, but have no right to be pissed. For some sick reason, it just makes me smile. I think I developed that on the racetrack, where people become completely different. Some day I’ll tell you all about the woman MX pro, Mercedes Gonzalez. Maybe I’ll share my Heather Locklear Incident, one day. But, I have to go now. Don’t you all get your panties in a bind now!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by ///d

Ho.lee.fuck

It all makes sense now!

I thought the same....but why waste time here. Surely Dan has other things to do. Dan is 16 years his younger though.

[nyalpine90]

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by nyalpine90

Did I miss titties?

[Finn Germai-Yaz]

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by nawfoo

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

Your arms aren't long enough to measure my e-penor, so better get the tape and start walking, I'll let you know when to stop.

But just like online dating, results IRL may vary by 30-50 lbs.

See? See how I managed to bring this thread back on topic? *pats self on back in a self congratulatory manner*

[wtwo3]

Originally Posted by nawfoo

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

Welcome to Bimmerpost

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by nawfoo

So we're measuring each others dicks now?

I thought the game was played by measuring our own, then bragging about the lie we post. I mean, this is the internet isn't it? Are the past few pages not an indicator of this?

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I thought the game was played by measuring our own, then bragging about the lie we post. I mean, this is the internet isn't it? Are the past few pages not an indicator of this?

No one lies here, remember? On that note, I am 17 inches with the girth of an adult Elephant. Honest.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

No one lies here, remember? On that note, I am 17 inches with the girth of an adult Elephant. Honest.

Shit, I forgot we aren't supposed to lie on here. Guess I'll have to admit to being eunuch then.

[Tambohamilton]

Fucking hell. What are people's problems with Cyn?? You don't have to like him, but for feck's sake, you can all stop filling up the dating thread with either trying to prove he's a dickhead or that he doesn't live the life he says he does. Dull AF.


Now.
A couple of weeks ago I said the words "we're done" to my partner. And I was referring to our relationship. That was a gnarly day. In the evening she started messaging me on WhatsApp... "Is this really what you want?" and stuff. Well, that chat culminated in her telling me she wants to die. While that's never ever where I wanted it to go, or what I wanted to hear, it gave me a shred of comfort; we're both on the same level, somewhere. The next few days were a lot better, as we seemed to be just a lot better aligned...but since then we've slipped back to give or take where we were before. And for various reasons this really shows no sign of changing.

I love her dearly. We have 2 young kids. We live together in the house we own together. I work and she's full time parent. Staying sucks but how could I leave? What gives?

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Fucking hell. What are people's problems with Cyn?? You don't have to like him, but for feck's sake, you can all stop filling up the dating thread with either trying to prove he's a dickhead or that he doesn't live the life he says he does. Dull AF.


Now.
A couple of weeks ago I said the words "we're done" to my partner. And I was referring to our relationship. That was a gnarly day. In the evening she started messaging me on WhatsApp... "Is this really what you want?" and stuff. Well, that chat culminated in her telling me she wants to die. While that's never ever where I wanted it to go, or what I wanted to hear, it gave me a shred of comfort; we're both on the same level, somewhere. The next few days were a lot better, as we seemed to be just a lot better aligned...but since then we've slipped back to give or take where we were before. And for various reasons this really shows no sign of changing.

I love her dearly. We have 2 young kids. We live together in the house we own together. I work and she's full time parent. Staying sucks but how could I leave? What gives?

Don't stay in an unhappy situation. You're not doing yourself or your children any favors. Life is short.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by ryan stewart

We got the most interesting and wealthy man in the world over here repping and 10 year old 3 series and spending his time writing 3000 words on the internet.



Id guess, optimistically, only about 5% of the bikes on the road here in the states even have the sag set, and even I think that number is likely way off. More bikes have color changing leds on them than are setup for the riders weight. Its usually the best $80 someone can spend on a bike (getting baseline set).

Also 200 rear? I thought all of the track focused bikes were running the 190 (unless you are talking about slick sizing, which is just a mess). My MV runs a 190 on the 6" rear and it handles fine. The 848 is the 5.5" rear but Id want to improve turn-in before I entertain the 190.

If you are referring to me. The BMW is one of, I think 20 cars that I own. I’d have to count. That number changes monthly. And, it’s been explained, why I own it. Most of my cars are in a big garage with a condo in Westlake Village. I hope it’s ok by you that I have a 10 year old BMW? It’s is the least expensive car that I own. If it really chaps your panties, I could sell it.

Oh, I am in that 5%. 701 Supermotos and my 690 SMCR are very preload sensitive. Even a half a turn on the rear preload adjuster makes a big difference.

I think what I’ll do, is revolve my avatar with cars that I own.

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Come to think of it, didn't he post the same Rotty-by-the-pool photo twice in an attempt to flex? He never substantiated any of the claims either (…not that he has to, but if he's going to take the time to type a lengthy diatribe that is probably part truth and part fictional James Bond novel, then why not?!?). No pro dirt bike photos, no car photos, etc. He uses the story of a debonaire mercenary for hire to substantiate his claim of endless riches - and makes no mention of pro motocross - only then to state that riding motocross is how he earned his money. So what's with the sniper story?!??

I’ve posted one of my motorcycles, I think three cars. And, I never stated how I’ve earned my money. You guys really need reading comprehension and reading retention classes. And no, I’m not going to be posting any personal information. No names, no girls, no license plates, no addresses or anything else person. Besides, it’s kinda fun chapping all your panties! As time goes on, I’ll post more cars and other things. But absolutely nothing personal. I never have and I never will. If you guys were smart enough, you could put 2 and 2 together. For fucks sake I’ve given you guys enough info!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Did I miss titties?

You might have. But, I didn’t. You should see what I did to a perky set of D’s when I got back from my ride. They were waiting in the garage for me!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Chihuahua

No one lies here, remember? On that note, I am 17 inches with the girth of an adult Elephant. Honest.

Mine dips into the water when I sit on the toilet to drop a number 2!

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

Fucking hell. What are people's problems with Cyn?? You don't have to like him, but for feck's sake, you can all stop filling up the dating thread with either trying to prove he's a dickhead or that he doesn't live the life he says he does. Dull AF.


Now.
A couple of weeks ago I said the words "we're done" to my partner. And I was referring to our relationship. That was a gnarly day. In the evening she started messaging me on WhatsApp... "Is this really what you want?" and stuff. Well, that chat culminated in her telling me she wants to die. While that's never ever where I wanted it to go, or what I wanted to hear, it gave me a shred of comfort; we're both on the same level, somewhere. The next few days were a lot better, as we seemed to be just a lot better aligned...but since then we've slipped back to give or take where we were before. And for various reasons this really shows no sign of changing.

I love her dearly. We have 2 young kids. We live together in the house we own together. I work and she's full time parent. Staying sucks but how could I leave? What gives?

Wow, that’s heavy. At least she didn’t shove a shotgun in your mouth. That’s what happened to one of my friends. She was a firefighter, till that happened. They’re still married though. I guess it was a shotgun anniversary!

[Cyn-BMW]

Shoot, I have to go. I have to help one of my girls with her stretching exercises. She does it naked too! Ciao friends!

[shoei]

Yeah I step away from a bit and gonna need another tldr. Paging fiveohwblow

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Shoot, I have to go. I have to help one of my girls with her stretching exercises. She does it naked too! Ciao friends!

Dang, now I need a nappy! Girlfriend number two, she just drains the a ivory liquid soap out of me. I’m old, you know!

[rebekahb]

I don't even know what to say anymore

[Cyn-BMW]

Oh for fucks sake. I have no time for a nappy. I have to go to the gym. But, I have a back door date coming up. I’ll tell you guys about it later. Omar, is very excited!