[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

jerrys butt plug taste funny

You must be doing it wrong, do not use ky for lube, use maple syrup!

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I hope to God my wife finally buys me something for my car this year for my Birthday!
The first year we dated and my birthday rolled around she bought me the Stillen rear spoiler for my 350Z, I was like DAMN! I am marrying this one! I havent received a "car" gift since! She says it is a waste of money because I sold the car and she didnt get to keep her spoiler! So my birthday is this weekend and I will keep you posted as to what I get, but I can almost guarandamntee you I will not get the blacklines, or the gift card for window tint I asked for! Shit will hit the fan!

i know that situation all too well bro lol, before i got married i got a pro circuit pipe and reeds for my 250, got all types of fishing gear another year, after i said i do, it started being shoes, clothes, gift cards, all misc shit that had nothing to do with my hobbies

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

You must be doing it wrong, do not use ky for lube, use maple syrup!

ky is for hospitals, use astro glyde!!!!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i know that situation all too well bro lol, before i got married i got a pro circuit pipe and reeds for my 250, got all types of fishing gear another year, after i said i do, it started being shoes, clothes, gift cards, all misc shit that had nothing to do with my hobbies

HAHAHAHAHA, they just dont want us having any fun!

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

ky is for hospitals, use astro glyde!!!!

WTF is Astro Glyde! hahahaha I was thinking like Transmission fluid or some shit!

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

HAHAHAHAHA, they just dont want us having any fun!



WTF is Astro Glyde! hahahaha I was thinking like Transmission fluid or some shit!

you never heard of astro glyde? oh yea thats right, you didnt get laid til after high school when your ex girl decided to lose her viginity without you lol

astro glyde is a far superior lube to ky, it dont get sticky or wear off as fast lol.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Woke up in the morning feeling like Kevin
got a beer in my hand and it aint even Eleven.
Before I post I load a can of redbull in my belly
bc when I leave this chat thread I'll need a bottle of KY Jelly

i dont care for you

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Woke up in the morning feeling like Kevin
got a beer in my hand and it aint even Eleven.
Before I post I load a can of redbull in my belly
bc when I leave this chat thread I'll need a bottle of KY Jelly

Im talkin bout getten Drunk Drunk!
Kevin's looken at me ass thinkin hump hump, trying to touch my junk junk!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

you never heard of astro glyde? oh yea thats right, you didnt get laid til after high school when your ex girl decided to lose her viginity without you lol

astro glyde is a far superior lube to ky, it dont get sticky or wear off as fast lol.

um.....















:finger:

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i just spit out my spicy peanut.. LMFAO!!! my goat herding, baby laughing, sheep raping, styling, profiling, horse n buggy ridin' girl

What up holmes?

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i dont care for you

I care for you!

[SpmnE9zero]

Kev's feeling like P Ditty!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

poor auora got fired from the islanders thing lol

So now what is she doing?

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

modeling and some paperwork at a dr's office

Gosh how do people survive not working real jobs in this world? She lives at home huh?

Hey do you guys think you will really get together for Rev's B-day? If so I may wait til then to come out there, so we can all chill, but if not then it doesnt matter.

[harpoondude]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i'm sure you punished him for it, i can see it now, the poor goat sitting there with a gag ball in his mouth and tail handcuffed

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

we should celebrate both our b-days the bc me and rev are both april boys..

Cool, then you guys better plan on celebrating mine too then, it is this weekend but I will be damned if we are celebrating yours and not mine!

[harpoondude]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Gosh how do people survive not working real jobs in this world? She lives at home huh?

Hey do you guys think you will really get together for Rev's B-day? If so I may wait til then to come out there, so we can all chill, but if not then it doesnt matter.

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

we should celebrate both our b-days the bc me and rev are both april boys..

id be down for a nice AC meet or something

[harpoondude]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Cool, then you guys better plan on celebrating mine too then, it is this weekend but I will be damned if we are celebrating yours and not mine!

YEAH mine too!!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by harpoondude

id be down for a nice AC meet or something

Yah I think it would be fun, we can all meet somewhere, eat and then cruise to AC!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by harpoondude

YEAH mine too!!

Dude are you serious what day? mine is the 30th, I know so many people with my birthday!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

No. That is not the plan, nor will it ever be the plan. May god have mercy on your farm fucking soul. May the gods from above send revengeful pigeons to fly over your house and leave a shit storm of poop.

Shut yo mouph bitch!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showth...11#post6606611


so tempted..

Yah, with all the problems you have with your car I wouldnt take it to a track to beat on it anymore!

[harpoondude]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Engleheart, how far away from AC are you?

haha very far... 2.5 hours