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      08-13-2009, 02:01 PM   #11529
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he's on vacation, i text him yesterday
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lmao, i had a customer come in and goes "my internet doesnt work"

"do u have an account with cablevision"

"nope.."

fucking idiots..
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lmao, i had a customer come in and goes "my internet doesnt work"

"do u have an account with cablevision"

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fucking idiots..
reminds me of in 40yr old virgin when he calls the viagra hotline and he never even took it lol
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so jerry does your spanish girl say ay papy while your bangin her? i love that lol
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i dont remember that part.. i remember when the chris rock in "i think i love my wife" called them up cuz he couldnt get it down and the guy on the phone was like "did u try jerking off"
never seen it, i hate chris rock as an actor, everything he says sounds the same lol
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      08-13-2009, 02:09 PM   #11535
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reminds me of in 40yr old virgin when he calls the viagra hotline and he never even took it lol
oh yeah...
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so jerry does your spanish girl say ay papy while your bangin her? i love that lol
i love when foreign girls say things in languages i dont understand they could be say "stuff me with your small dick" for all i care. its hot....
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      08-13-2009, 02:11 PM   #11539
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never seen it, i hate chris rock as an actor, everything he says sounds the same lol
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im getting server time out messages and finding myself clicking on reply over and over to get the fucking page to move.. its not just u bro
Yah pissing me off!
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this isnt random
and your not a midget
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i love when foreign girls say things in languages i dont understand they could be say "stuff me with your small dick" for all i care. its hot....
hell i dont care if they say that in perfect english, im still gonna finish all over her stomach and leave anyway lol
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lol chris rock... w0w
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when i hooked up wit that 34 year old chick from panama last year, i asked her wtf she said and she went "i want you to come in me young boy".. lololol
your sex stories creep me out
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hell i dont care if they say that in perfect english, im still gonna finish all over her stomach and leave anyway lol
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you creep me out in general
i hope so, i thrive on that reaction. i like to start at chicks like im a rapist and lick my lips to creep em out
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and then whisper in their ears "Hello Candy Cane"
no i get up in their face and lick their nose and make them guess what i ate for breakfast
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stop it, you would love it, you would propose to me if i did it to you, its so sexual and violient
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stop it, you would love it, you would propose to me if i did it to you, its so sexual and violient
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