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      10-06-2009, 01:56 PM   #11903
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OK, I know that this is picking nits, but is it me or is her mouth funky? (too much stretching?). That would bug me endlessly every time I looked down.

Not that my wife is a model but at least she is ridiculously smart and makes alot of $$ and lets me do what I want (mostly).
lol shes got some plump DSL
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      10-06-2009, 01:59 PM   #11904
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Hayley is basically a 19 yr old porn star. I'm not sure I'd date her but hell I'd bang the shit outta her a few times in a row. She's got a TIGHT body.

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      10-06-2009, 02:01 PM   #11905
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Haylee is basically a 19 yr old porn star. I'm not sure I'd date her but hell I'd bang the shit outta her a few times in a row. She's got a TIGHT body.
Wow, you know her name...when you name your daughter Haylee, you gotta expect her to be dancing on a pole at some point, don't you? Flesh or otherwise.
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      10-06-2009, 02:03 PM   #11906
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Wow, you know her name...when you name your daughter Haylee, you gotta expect her to be dancing on a pole at some point, don't you? Flesh or otherwise.
hahaha, yeah we're facebook friends (not that we ever talk or I ever do anything but stare at her pictures)

I totally agree.. name says it all. It's in her demeanor though... she just looks like she wants to be a porn star. Anyone got a video camera I can borrow?
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ha i think cassie is the best of three, shes got a smokin body. plus she has narcolepsie
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hahaha, yeah we're facebook friends (not that we ever talk or I ever do anything but stare at her pictures)

I totally agree.. name says it all. It's in her demeanor though... she just looks like she wants to be a porn star. Anyone got a video camera I can borrow?
3gs ftw!!!
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ha i think cassie is the best of three, shes got a smokin body. plus she has narcolepsie
haha im going to look for these girls now on fb ahah

cassie the one witht he big hair?
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no amatuer porn for you
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no amatuer porn for you
I just need someones Sony HD handy cam... then I'm in business.
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I just need someones Sony HD handy cam... then I'm in business.
got two cameras(we can do different angles ahha), you shoot it ill edit it and we can sell it
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and who ever said it'd be amature???

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got two cameras(we can do different angles ahha), you shoot it ill edit it and we can sell it
so you're saying you have no problem viewing my balls slamming against this girls ass for 45 min?
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ok fine,

... for 45 sec
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ok fine,

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so you're saying you have no problem viewing my balls slamming against this girls ass for 45 min?
whatever it takes to make a buck.. but i doubt anyone wants to see you naked
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oh no, I've been practicing for like 15 yrs, I can hold it for 45 sec... now when it hits 60 sec then I'm in trouble of losing it.
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haha.. wow im suprised Los is so quite lately..
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      10-06-2009, 02:23 PM   #11921
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this is true... hmmm

costumes maybe?
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this is true... hmmm

costumes maybe?
just blur out the face haha
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just blur out the face haha
problem is that my ass is undoubtedly amazing and thus very recognizable
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