Happy Birthday Thread

1MOREMOD · 07-10-2016, 03:11 PM

Don't matter how you ask, bitches better be honest or pimp hand in effect.

smoosh · 07-10-2016, 03:11 PM

Nope. Don't give a fuck if it's "oh my gawd, I was drunk, and blah blah blah."

A lack of situational awareness should be grounds for breakup, if she doesn't think about the situation she's in (alone with 6 penises surrounding her) while getting drunk as fuck

Too sketchy. Get out now

1MOREMOD · 07-10-2016, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Stfu lolol... If you are old and out of shape, I hope we can all age as terribly as you...

Hashtag modisworsethanagirlsometimes

Seen any current pictures, I'm 240 and got shorter also.

shoei · 07-10-2016, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Stfu lolol... If you are old and out of shape, I hope we can all age as terribly as you...

Hashtag modisworsethanagirlsometimes

Seen any current pictures, I'm 240 and got shorter also.

Age gracefully, damnit !!! Look at ASBSECU E93 , about to collect social security but you'd never know... He still acts like he's in his 50's...

1MOREMOD · 07-10-2016, 03:19 PM

Right and looks 75

shoei · 07-10-2016, 03:20 PM

Bwah hahahaha !!!

///M Power-Belgium · 07-10-2016, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Just texted me

"Hi sorry about last night"
"I was really drunk"
"How's your day been"

Lebron is right, it's really hard to take the high road when you're disrespected

The big question is what happend while she was...You know where ..

cprx7 · 07-10-2016, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Nope. Don't give a fuck if it's "oh my gawd, I was drunk, and blah blah blah."

A lack of situational awareness should be grounds for breakup, if she doesn't think about the situation she's in (alone with 6 penises surrounding her) while getting drunk as fuck

Too sketchy. Get out now

+1

08njSTEP · 07-10-2016, 05:14 PM

I would say "I trust you, not the 6 swinging dicks in your drunken proximity." But that's me.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-10-2016, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

I would say "I trust you, not the 6 swinging dicks in your drunken proximity." But that's me.

Something like this ?

PoorLurker · 07-10-2016, 10:56 PM

bimmette

Happy Belated birthday!

How old are you now?

How many candles on your cake?

What year were you born?

Show me your ID? I will show you mine.

What year did you graduate high school?

How old is your dad?

How old was your dad when you were born?

If I am 41, how does your age relate to mine?

bimmette · 07-10-2016, 11:09 PM

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bimmette

Happy Belated birthday!

How old are you now?

How many candles on your cake?

What year were you born?

Show me your ID? I will show you mine.

What year did you graduate high school?

How old is your dad?

How old was your dad when you were born?

If I am 41, how does your age relate to mine?

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Fundguy1 · 07-11-2016, 06:42 AM

Happy 29th, again lol.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-11-2016, 06:47 AM

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bimmette

Happy Belated birthday!

How old are you now?

How many candles on your cake?

What year were you born?

Show me your ID? I will show you mine.

What year did you graduate high school?

How old is your dad?

How old was your dad when you were born?

If I am 41, how does your age relate to mine?

After reading your questions ...I feel like a OT teacher !

Good luck with the answers!

1LRM3 · 07-11-2016, 07:21 AM

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you have class... love it!!!!

nyalpine90 · 07-11-2016, 07:37 AM

Happy Birthday!!

PoorLurker · 07-11-2016, 11:19 AM

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bimmette · 07-11-2016, 11:24 AM

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I did, which is not easy on a phone

UncleWede · 07-11-2016, 11:57 AM

Happy BDay "the" bimmette. Did they let you take an unchallenged shot at goal this weekend?

bimmette · 07-11-2016, 11:59 AM

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Happy BDay "the" bimmette. Did they let you take an unchallenged shot at goal this weekend?

Haha no, I'm on vacay. My soccer is done for the season but I'm gonna try a co-ed drop-in when I'm back. Hopefully the guys don't kill me.

UncleWede · 07-11-2016, 12:35 PM

Not until after about 5 steals and hooting from the sidelines do the guys (at least in my league) run any girls over.

07-10-2016, 03:11 PM	#1211
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Don't matter how you ask, bitches better be honest or pimp hand in effect.
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07-10-2016, 03:11 PM	#1212
smoosh fight me bro 2215 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	Nope. Don't give a fuck if it's "oh my gawd, I was drunk, and blah blah blah." A lack of situational awareness should be grounds for breakup, if she doesn't think about the situation she's in (alone with 6 penises surrounding her) while getting drunk as fuck Too sketchy. Get out now
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07-10-2016, 03:19 PM	#1215
1MOREMOD - 11829 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Right and looks 75
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07-10-2016, 03:20 PM	#1216
shoei Banned 7747 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Bwah hahahaha !!!
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07-10-2016, 05:14 PM	#1219
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	I would say "I trust you, not the 6 swinging dicks in your drunken proximity." But that's me.
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07-10-2016, 10:56 PM	#1221
PoorLurker Custom User Title 1137 Rep 675 Posts Drives: a bicycle Join Date: May 2015 Location: Orange County, CA iTrader: (0)	bimmette Happy Belated birthday! How old are you now? How many candles on your cake? What year were you born? Show me your ID? I will show you mine. What year did you graduate high school? How old is your dad? How old was your dad when you were born? If I am 41, how does your age relate to mine?
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07-11-2016, 06:42 AM	#1223
Fundguy1 Major General 2051 Rep 8,339 Posts Drives: 335 e93 Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Orlando, fl iTrader: (0)	Happy 29th, again lol.
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07-11-2016, 07:37 AM	#1226
nyalpine90 Lieutenant General 7789 Rep 12,091 Posts Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: L.I. NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X4 [9.25]	Happy Birthday!!
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07-11-2016, 11:57 AM	#1229
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18691 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Happy BDay "the" bimmette. Did they let you take an unchallenged shot at goal this weekend?
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07-11-2016, 12:35 PM	#1231
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18691 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Not until after about 5 steals and hooting from the sidelines do the guys (at least in my league) run any girls over.
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