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      07-23-2015, 08:09 PM   #12387
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Ok, "hate" is a strong word. I dislike cats. I'm allergic to them. They make me sneeze and I get itchy, red, watery eyes. But I also think they are dumb and their pee stinks Sorry!
Tara - how can you not like a soft, purring cuddle buddy??? She's a Rag-doll cat, about 20 lbs who believes she is a dog...
Yup, still don't care for them.
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Tara - how can you not like a soft, purring cuddle buddy??? She's a Rag-doll cat, about 20 lbs who believes she is a dog...
If we're doing horrible trousers next, I would win with my pair!

I'm nowadays cool with cats. Treat them like other moms on a school run and all will be well.
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      07-23-2015, 08:42 PM   #12389
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If we're doing horrible trousers next, I would win with my pair!

I'm nowadays cool with cats. Treat them like other moms on a school run and all will be well.
Lups - that was the day I came home after back surgery....Kitten was welcoming me home....

Now onto the pants...I conceded now
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Lups - that was the day I came home after back surgery....Kitten was welcoming me home....

Now onto the pants...I conceded now
Hahaha. He is just using you as a warmer. My dog does the same. I would've posted a photo but the only one I have was from normal jeans.
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Hahaha. He is just using you as a warmer. My dog does the same. I would've posted a photo but the only one I have was from normal jeans.
LOL - You should google or youtube 'Ragdoll cat plays fetch'

She'll play fetch every once in a while with large rubber bands. I'll shoot them down the hall and she'll leap off the bed, tackle the band, then bring it back and drop it in my lap

I have never been able to get it on film though...so I guess it never happened!
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You got a lot of miles out of that picture.
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LOL - You should google or youtube 'Ragdoll cat plays fetch'

She'll play fetch every once in a while with large rubber bands. I'll shoot them down the hall and she'll leap off the bed, tackle the band, then bring it back and drop it in my lap

I have never been able to get it on film though...so I guess it never happened!
Hahaaha.

I trained two dog owners today. In one hour their dogs were behaving and swimming ("oh they don't swim."). I bet I could train your cat get the mail.
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...ok, so...I am a fan of people that have a great sense of humor. Especially when the humor is at their expense...

'Mean Tweets' is pretty damn funny, but the last celebrity in the clip below is TOO FUNNY!!!

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You got a lot of miles out of that picture.
How about these...got a couple more if these are not to your liking...
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...ok, so...I am a fan of people that have a great sense of humor. Especially when the humor is at their expense...

'Mean Tweets' is pretty damn funny, but the last celebrity in the clip below is TOO FUNNY!!!
I've seen a commercial for that talk show years ago. That was hilarious, and apparently the show too has some merits
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...ok, so...I am a fan of people that have a great sense of humor. Especially when the humor is at their expense...

'Mean Tweets' is pretty damn funny, but the last celebrity in the clip below is TOO FUNNY!!!
Haha, I love celebrity mean tweets!!!
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I'm writing my 17th attempt to update the fucking blog.
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I'm writing my 17th attempt to update the fucking blog.
Oooh what's to update?
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Oooh what's to update?
The last two months.

I promised Prenna to write up how much extra fun I've been having but every draft I've made has been just murder plans I didn't use.
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who the fuck took my bail money out off the tags?
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LOL I drive a sissy car?

My Yaris will own whatever shit said person drives.

The m6 won't even be fair, she's got a lottttt of mods coming her way

And even if it loses, it'll still look better losing than you winning
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Oops...fixed that
Now I know it was you who wrote the sissy car comment, btw
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Damn...some explicit tags now...

Mr.SugarSkulls - I tagged the sissy car Ha Ha!! I'll race you in my Jetta...
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Damn...some explicit tags now...

Mr.SugarSkulls - I tagged the sissy car Ha Ha!! I'll race you in my Jetta...
Has to be fair- either stock vs stock or tune vs tune.

I know that Jetta has some power on it + it's on a diet compared to the m6, so tuned Jetta vs stock m6 I can see being too close for comfort (for me) lol
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