First World Problems

PINeely · 10-04-2014, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

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Originally Posted by PINeely

Wine in the rain is fantastic. Better than drinking beer in the shower in college.

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Originally Posted by Billup

Nothing is better than drinking a beer in the shower. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a beer while I scrubbed my sexy body. What else would I use as a microphone?

Wow I thought I was the only one that did that. There's something about drinking an ice cold beer while taking a hot shower that makes my monkey wiggle

It's pretty nice. I haven't done it in a while but it's an amazing hangover cure especially when you have class at 8 after a weekend of partying. Also highly recommended after yard work.

Billup · 10-05-2014, 10:14 AM

What is class? Like...., school?

Yard work?

You keep bringing these foreign words into this. I dun understand.

Billup · 10-08-2014, 01:54 PM

FWP of the day;

I normally don't shit here at the plant. For one, the bathrooms have signs "No toilet paper or paper towel in the urinals". Seriously...., wtf? Stupid people.

Anyways, I couldn't hold it today, and to my demise, the wonderful rolls of TP made me feel like I was wiping my ass with the equivalent of 320 grit sand paper.

2011CrazE89 · 10-08-2014, 02:13 PM

I told Siri that I loved her. She responds with " I value you"

Bitch

M_Six · 10-08-2014, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I told Siri that I loved her. She responds with " I value you"

Bitch

That's what they tell you when they want something from you and give little in return.

Not that I have any personal experience with that.

UncleWede · 10-08-2014, 05:27 PM

Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.

Am I being Grimlock?

Revartr · 10-08-2014, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.

Am I being Grimlock?

You're being Grimlock. Stop it.

grimlock · 10-09-2014, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.

Am I being Grimlock?

More bitchy.

OWN it.

danniexi · 10-09-2014, 02:05 PM

fwp for the day:

1. my commute into NYC is only 30 minutes... not enough time to nap in the morning.
2. I'm having ribeye steak for dinner... again. getting sick of it.

NEFARIOUS · 10-09-2014, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I told Siri that I loved her. She responds with " I value you"

Bitch

Oh please... Google just brushes it off and says "here are some matching pictures."

RingMeister01 · 10-14-2014, 05:06 AM

FWP of the day. I submitted plans to town hall to expand my garage. I currently have a comfortable 2 car but I need a 3 wide with one lift for my toys. No go, it was denied.

Now I may have to stop buying shit or find a garage near by for rent. WTF

turd · 10-14-2014, 07:13 AM

My sleep number bed only goes to 93......I need at least a 94 for a good nights sleep.

M_Six · 10-14-2014, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by RingMeister01

FWP of the day. I submitted plans to town hall to expand my garage. I currently have a comfortable 2 car but I need a 3 wide with one lift for my toys. No go, it was denied.

Now I may have to stop buying shit or find a garage near by for rent. WTF

What ridiculous excuse did they give you? It might change the complexion of the neighborhood or something?

When I lived in MA I wanted to add a 2 car garage, but the smallest they could make it was still 6" too big to fall within the setbacks from the property line, which were 15' if I recall.

2011CrazE89 · 10-14-2014, 09:51 AM

That reminds me of when I was looking to install a window in my garage for some natural light. I went back and fourth with the city for 5 months before I was finally able to get the permit.

Billup · 10-14-2014, 02:07 PM

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

Revartr · 10-14-2014, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

I almost spit my drink onto my keyboard at work. Buy another seat on a completely different airline. It's worth the $$$ to save face.

upstatedoc · 10-14-2014, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

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Originally Posted by Billup

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

I almost spit my drink onto my keyboard at work. Buy another seat on a completely different airline. It's worth the $$$ to save face.

+1 dude

Joekerr · 10-14-2014, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

I feel like the fact that you still share an apartment with her makes for probably a bigger problem than sitting next to her on the plane. Albeit it, the fact that you share an apartment is not a first world problem...it is a third world problem because you are so dirt poor you can't get your own place. So I suppose it doesn't really belong in this thread.

M_Six · 10-14-2014, 08:49 PM

She's going to think you read her emails or something.

Billup · 10-14-2014, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I feel like the fact that you still share an apartment with her makes for probably a bigger problem than sitting next to her on the plane. Albeit it, the fact that you share an apartment is not a first world problem...it is a third world problem because you are so dirt poor you can't get your own place. So I suppose it doesn't really belong in this thread.

She has moved out into her own apartment about a week after I broke up with her months ago.

Alas, I paid for 150% of everything we did, which made me dirt poor, leaving me with a shitty 128i rather than an M3. I do suppose that would belong in the financials thread, however.

BimmerPod · 11-08-2014, 06:44 PM

Got selected for random inspection flying from MAD to JFK, wasted my time getting searched instead of getting wasted on pre-flight drinks in business class

upstatedoc · 11-09-2014, 02:28 PM

Shower curtain liner is so moldy rather than try to clean it I threw it out and bought a new one. 'Murica.

10-05-2014, 10:14 AM	#1234
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	What is class? Like...., school? Yard work? You keep bringing these foreign words into this. I dun understand.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	FWP of the day; I normally don't shit here at the plant. For one, the bathrooms have signs "No toilet paper or paper towel in the urinals". Seriously...., wtf? Stupid people. Anyways, I couldn't hold it today, and to my demise, the wonderful rolls of TP made me feel like I was wiping my ass with the equivalent of 320 grit sand paper.
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10-08-2014, 02:13 PM	#1236
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2011CrazE89 Moved on 130 Rep 166 Posts Drives: 2011 Z430i & 2015 MB C300 Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0)	That reminds me of when I was looking to install a window in my garage for some natural light. I went back and fourth with the city for 5 months before I was finally able to get the permit.
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Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	My FWP: So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits. So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat. Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.
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