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      01-28-2010, 11:58 AM   #12695
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I can not tell you, it is a secret! lets just say I will harder to see!
aka tints and you just told me

i better get a bday present too then craig...
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Unless it is a tuba I dont want anything to do with it!
there fixed for you shane
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aka tints and you just told me

i better get a bday present too then craig...

What is tints? please do not take me serious and answer this!
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      01-28-2010, 11:59 AM   #12699
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      01-28-2010, 12:00 PM   #12700
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Craig?
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Tints help when you don't want drivers next to u seeing a cunt suck on the shaft of your penis.
Then I dont want them, I like when people watch!
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Then I dont want them, I like when people watch!
it adds some thrill to it doesnt it
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it adds some thrill to it doesnt it
uuuuummmmmmmmhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmm! I like when the person passing you is a women in her 40-50's and she is like licking her lips and wanting to bear her tits at you, you know what she is doing a mile up the road!
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i remember when i was wi tmy ex kristen in my old tiburon.. i was eating her out in the front seat parked somewhere.. she goes "jerry.. whats that next to us"

i lift my head up from between her legs and it was a cop parked next to us.. my mouth was wet and the cop looked at me, gave me the thumbs up and drove off..

it was a sparkling moment for sure
nice!
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uuuuummmmmmmmhhhhhuuuuuuummmmmmmm! I like when the sheep passing you is a female sheep in her 40-50's and she is like licking her lips and wanting to bear her utters at you, you know what she is doing a mile up the road!
sheep cant drive
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i remember when i was wi tmy ex kristen in my old tiburon.. i was eating her out in the front seat parked somewhere.. she goes "jerry.. whats that next to us"

i lift my head up from between her legs and it was a cop parked next to us.. my mouth was wet and the cop looked at me, gave me the thumbs up and drove off..

it was a sparkling moment for sure
i bet your mouth was like

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Like in that one movie what the hell was that called! She was an older actress now but still pretty hot, Blond and this dude was eating it! She was psychotic! I think they were in a Martin and she drives it intot he water!
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words could not describe my face
how about the bottom of the ocean!
Wet, crawling with crabs, and prolly some sea weed in there too!
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who me
There she is, I was just referencing you!
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Like in that one movie what the hell was that called! She was an older actress now but still pretty hot, Blond and this dude was eating it! She was psychotic! I think they were in a Martin and she drives it intot he water!
ninja edited yoo ass bitcch and you aint even notice
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ninja edited yoo ass bitcch and you aint even notice
just ignored it is all! hahahha that was pretty funny!
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There she is, I was just referencing you!
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JERRY!!
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JERRY!!
I was telling everyone that you were trying to rape me in your car when you picked me up from the airport!
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hahahahahah you are whiter than me jerry... i grew up in the hood
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