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      01-28-2010, 01:56 PM   #12827
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Jerry Loves to make shit up, he makes shit funny like "GUUUUUUU",
I know Jared acts tough sometimes, truth be told, I know his ass is in the shower singing W.H. "I will always love youououououo"!
Marcello tries acting like he is under the radar,
Fact of the matter is I hear lots of chirping when I bust out my gaydar!
Kevin sits at home and plays Xbox all day long,
While Marcello plays his Xbox he's alsohitting his bong!
Im not too sure what stunted Jerry's growth spurt,
I just know When Ender sees Craigs ass, his winky is gonna squirt!
When Sarah comes around you guys all get hormone crazed,
Marcello, your parents know you sit in the basement and get blazed?
bahaha! another good one!
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that was my favorite line too !!!!!
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      01-28-2010, 01:58 PM   #12829
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only thing is long and bong are different sounded... just a heads up... and no my parents have no clue that i get blazed in my bedroom...

and just a fyi i pay for all my own shit.. and even bought my mom a 37' flat screen (actually i handed it down to her and bought myself a 46', but i paid for both tvs)so she can watch tv... so eat me shane-o-mac
ok now dude take everythign you just said and put it into words that rhyme, that shit would been great in a rap!
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It's funny that something stunted by growth spurt,
but not nearly as funny as the visual of Sal wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Sara will always come and go
don't call her a ho, it's not her problem she can't say NO!
In April our favorite sheep fucker Shane is coming to town
since when did Godzilla get down with the brown?
It may be a mystery where Craig got all his mod money
we don't need no detective to find out why Jared has no Hunny.
I have the Montego that can fly
Nick has the Leman's that goes off the road when he's high.
haha!! these are all good!
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It's funny that something stunted by growth spurt,
but not nearly as funny as the visual of Sal wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Sara will always come and go
don't call her a ho, it's not her problem she can't say NO!
In April our favorite sheep fucker Shane is coming to town
since when did Godzilla get down with the brown?
It may be a mystery where Craig got all his mod money
we don't need no detective to find out why Jared has no Hunny.
I have the Montego that can fly
Nick has the Leman's that goes off the road when he's high.


nice job
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      01-28-2010, 01:58 PM   #12832
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what da fuck, i dont own hawian shirts
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      01-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #12833
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ok now dude take everythign you just said and put it into words that rhyme, that shit would been great in a rap!
lol maybe ill play along a lil later
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      01-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #12834
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bahaha! another good one!
Thansks Bradda!

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It's funny that something stunted by growth spurt,
but not nearly as funny as the visual of Sal wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Sara will always come and go
don't call her a ho, it's not her problem she can't say NO!
In April our favorite sheep fucker Shane is coming to town
since when did Godzilla get down with the brown?
It may be a mystery where Craig got all his mod money
we don't need no detective to find out why Jared has no Hunny.
I have the Montego that can fly
Nick has the Leman's that goes off the road when he's high.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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      01-28-2010, 02:00 PM   #12835
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im fucking crying right now.. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was waitnig for u to notice that hahaahahha
classic. Good shit
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i think me and shane need to write an e90post song together at this point.. you know how fn sick that would be
haha if you guys do it to a beat i can have one of my friends spit it and record it hahah
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      01-28-2010, 02:07 PM   #12837
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Marcello has made up a new nick name for me - Shane-o-mac,
I think you need to lay off the pot son, and hit the crack cause your shit is wack!
Sarah may come and go, but you will still entertain her trolling issues,
Much like all the famous quotes around here including "night foos"!
I love getting to work in the morning knowing damn well you all be here,
I love everything everyone has to say and how we bust on Jared for being Queer!
Some may say Jerry has Green Ninja Stars,
But well know my car (in the spring) will be the sickest of all our cars!
Yours may be faster in the long run,
Yes Marcello even yours with the harpoon gun!
But mine will be sleek looking as it is Jet Black,
I know Jerry will try and do better but lets face it, he is just a hack!
You will always succomb to me as Iam your hero,
No matter how hard you lift and what you eat your height will always be 5 foot zero!
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another memeber of the 2k club.. there's only 2 people so far.. i think.. lololol
yess i passed that asshole nick!!!! craig i am coming for you now!!!

and damn... id be in 3rd
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i think me and shane need to write an e90post song together at this point.. you know how fn sick that would be
and i would sing it!
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all i gotta say is.. are you ready?
I gotta go to a meeting! back in a bit!
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Marcello has made up a new nick name for me - Shane-o-mac,
I think you need to lay off the pot son, and hit the crack cause your shit is wack!
Sarah may come and go, but you will still entertain her trolling issues,
Much like all the famous quotes around here including "night foos"!
I love getting to work in the morning knowing damn well you all be here,
I love everything everyone has to say and how we bust on Jared for being Queer!
Some may say Jerry has Green Ninja Stars,
But well know my car (in the spring) will be the sickest of all our cars!
Yours may be faster in the long run,
Yes Marcello even yours with the harpoon gun!
But mine will be sleek looking as it is Jet Black,
I know Jerry will try and do better but lets face it, he is just a hack!
You will always succomb to me as Iam your hero,
No matter how hard you lift and what you eat your height will always be 5 foot zero!
hahahah this is awesome!!!

and by april i hope my rims are on and everything... if thats the case ill have the hottest looking car :P
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Marcello has made up a new nick name for me - Shane-o-mac,
I think you need to lay off the pot son, and hit the crack cause your shit is wack!
Sarah may come and go, but you will still entertain her trolling issues,
Much like all the famous quotes around here including "night foos"!
I love getting to work in the morning knowing damn well you all be here,
I love everything everyone has to say and how we bust on Jared for being Queer!
Some may say Jerry has Green Ninja Stars,
But well know my car (in the spring) will be the sickest of all our cars!
Yours may be faster in the long run,
Yes Marcello even yours with the harpoon gun!
But mine will be sleek looking as it is Jet Black,
I know Jerry will try and do better but lets face it, he is just a hack!
You will always succomb to me as Iam your hero,
No matter how hard you lift and what you eat your height will always be 5 foot zero!
nice way to end it
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all i gotta say is.. are you ready?
ARE....

YOU...

READY..............?
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where is me?
bobby imma PM you the address of the dudes house lemme know if your gunna come by
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gotta rememeber to stop @ Pg 747 for the rest of this gay Shanigans!
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hahah i had a good ending wit the kevin dick joke..
thats funnier to you since you've seen it
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