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      01-28-2010, 02:31 PM   #12871
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Well callme a donkey and slap me in the face! Test results came back positive, now where the hell is my aplolgy bitch!
the only test results that came back positive was the test for pussywhippedlikeamothafucka disease lol
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whats up sweetie. how are you doing? did i wake you when i got out of bed this morning?
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      01-28-2010, 02:33 PM   #12874
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the only test results that came back positive was the test for pussywhippedlikeamothafucka disease lol
I just choked on my gum!!!!!!!!!!
Well at least I have a d.l. so nnnniiiiiiiaaaaaahhhhhh!
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      01-28-2010, 02:34 PM   #12875
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lets hear it you little prick, someting has to revive shanes sad excuse for a rap, it was like reading an instruction manual, farmer has no flow
kevipoo you just made me spit my orange soda out...
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      01-28-2010, 02:34 PM   #12876
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I just choked on my gum!!!!!!!!!!
Well at least I have a d.l. so nnnniiiiiiiaaaaaahhhhhh!
haha i knew just like you, that joke could have gone either way, either you appreciated the humor in it and laughed, or you take me too seriously and feel disrespected lol

but you enjoyed it, thats why you my girl, cuz you dont take shit seriously
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kevipoo you just made me spit my orange soda out...
you need some grape drink
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      01-28-2010, 02:36 PM   #12878
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the only test results that came back positive was the test for pussywhippedlikeamothafucka disease lol
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you need some grape drink
hahah it usually is... tonight ill be drinkin gin and grape juice
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haha i knew just like you, that joke could have gone either way, either you appreciated the humor in it and laughed, or you take me too seriously and feel disrespected lol

but you enjoyed it, thats why you my girl, cuz you dont take shit seriously
hahahahahaha, no prob! Hey hows your jaw, lips, teeth bitch! I am glad they were left in one place now i will get all the credit when I knockem out!
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hahahahahaha, no prob! Hey hows your jaw, lips, teeth bitch! I am glad they were left in one place now i will get all the credit when I knockem out!
please, you aint knocking shit out, lol, you went soft from watching alvin and the chip munks and all that shit lol. i knocked jerrys moms teeth out WITH MY DICK
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please, you aint knocking shit out, lol, you went soft from watching alvin and the chip munks and all that shit lol. i knocked jerrys moms teeth out WITH MY DICK
hahahahha, hammered that shit out like a jack hammer! (I like talking to you about construction shit cause it is funnier to you and me then these other guys!)
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I am a fan of all animals: the pigeon, the Shiv, and the Sea turtle
however I'm rather upset that Jared replaced his parachute with a girdle.
Shane can make all the short jokes to boost up his pride
that dude has slacked so long in the gym, its no wonder he keeps getting wide.
Kevin comes and goes as he pleases
I laugh each time one his ford engines ceases.
When it comes to our quoting Craig does it the best
he can't deny it anymore, he goes to the Blue Oyster to show off his breasts.
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he holds the records for most miles driven in a driveway.
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Shane is my problem, I just want to headbutt him in the balls.
He thinks at the next meet his car will be the best sight,
we'll all laugh seeing all the swirls in his black paint in the light.
Call me short, call me midget, call me a troll, and call me little,
i never juiced as long as you, so i dont suffer with a dick dribble.
I didnt finish reading this but I will hurry up and quote it so that certain name will stay there! Now I will finish reading it! hahahahha
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I am a fan of all animals: the pigeon, the Shiv, and the Sea turtle
however I'm rather upset that Jared replaced his parachute with a girdle.
Shane can make all the short jokes to boost up his pride
that dude has slacked so long in the gym, its no wonder he keeps getting wide.
Kevin comes and goes as he pleases
I laugh each time one his ford engines ceases.
When it comes to our quoting Craig does it the best
he can't deny it anymore, he goes to the Blue Oyster to show off his breasts.
Each one of his post is never straight but always gay
he holds the records for most miles driven in a driveway.
Sal has a problem, he's always backed up, then blows his load on the walls
Shane is my problem, I just want to headbutt him in the balls.
He thinks at the next meet his car will be the best sight,
we'll all laugh seeing all the swirls in his black paint in the light.
Call me short, call me midget, call me a troll, and call me little,
i never juiced as long as you, so i dont suffer with a dick dribble.
HAHAHHAHA this was great!!!! i pee'd with the shiv
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I am a fan of all animals: the pigeon, the Shiv, and the Sea turtle
however I'm rather upset that Jared replaced his parachute with a girdle.
Shane can make all the short jokes to boost up his pride
that dude has slacked so long in the gym, its no wonder he keeps getting wide.
Kevin comes and goes as he pleases
I laugh each time one his ford engines ceases.
When it comes to our quoting Craig does it the best
he can't deny it anymore, he goes to the Blue Oyster to show off his breasts.
Each one of his post is never straight but always gay
he holds the records for most miles driven in a driveway.
Sal has a problem, he's always backed up, then blows his load on the walls
Shane is my problem, I just want to headbutt him in the balls.
He thinks at the next meet his car will be the best sight,
we'll all laugh seeing all the swirls in his black paint in the light.
Call me short, call me midget, call me a troll, and call me little,
i never juiced as long as you, so i dont suffer with a dick dribble.


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hahahahha, hammered that shit out like a jack hammer! (I like talking to you about construction shit cause it is funnier to you and me then these other guys!)
yea but the hydraulic excavator mounted one, not the little ole ingersoll rand air hammers lol. I FUCK SHIT UP
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lmao.. im guessing this means you liked it LOL

Dude your ass now belongs to Craig! I made sure the things I said about him were either boosting to his esteem or were complimenting! You on the other hand have tried to destroy Craigers! He will get back at you Dawg! I am sure of it!
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yea but the hydraulic excavator mounted one, not the little ole ingersoll rand air hammers lol. I FUCK SHIT UP
hahahahhahaha, a hoe ram!
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Dude your ass now belongs to Craig! I made sure the things I said about him were either boosting to his esteem or were complimenting! You on the other hand have tried to destroy Craigers! He will get back at you Dawg! I am sure of it!
stop sucking up to craig... hes a big harmless teddy bear
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hahahahhahaha, a hoe ram!
how did you know what i call fucking jerrys mother?
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stop sucking up to craig... hes a big harmless teddy bear
I am not sucking up you fuck! I just know he is sensitive and I dont want to upset anyone!
Yousasquatchello I swear to God I will Donkey Dick Slap the Shit outa you if you sas me one more time!
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