First World Problems

M_Six · 11-13-2014, 09:20 PM

Aberlour 12. Double Cask. I like it.

UncleWede · 11-14-2014, 10:18 AM

I have that same bottle, and it's just not getting smaller since I am spoiled by the A'bunadh (I just can't get my lips around that name, so I always go with cask-strength) I always end up saying albondigas (meatball soup)

Sara · 11-14-2014, 11:41 AM

I just spend $496 on a tire this AM. Would have rather spent that on sunglasses. HMPH.

Billup · 11-14-2014, 11:52 AM

These onion rings I'm eating for lunch are making a mess of my desk, and I can't find anyone from house keeping to come clean up all these crumbs.

M_Six · 11-14-2014, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I have that same bottle, and it's just not getting smaller since I am spoiled by the A'bunadh (I just can't get my lips around that name, so I always go with cask-strength) I always end up saying albondigas (meatball soup)

Noted for a future buy.

M_Six · 11-14-2014, 02:04 PM

The Harris Tweed jacket I picked up in the UK is not playing well with the Scottish wool sweater I bought over there to go with the jacket. The rough jacket is causing severe pilling on the sweater. Serious FWP.

Dammit.

(I know, I know, "How Preppy" right? But I do work at a university, so I'm allowed.)

Billup · 11-17-2014, 07:53 AM

They are moving me into an office half the size of my current, today.

Fuckin' Monday, never fails.

Joekerr · 11-17-2014, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

They are moving me into an office half the size of my current, today.

Fuckin' Monday, never fails.

Just keep a close eye on your stapler buddy. If that disappears...well....

MidwestGolfBum · 11-17-2014, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

They are moving me into an office half the size of my current, today.

Fuckin' Monday, never fails.

I assume you are asking for a raise and extra bacon for your troubles?

2011CrazE89 · 11-17-2014, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

They are moving me into an office half the size of my current, today.

Fuckin' Monday, never fails.

Just be glad you don't have to share an office with a chain smoking, smokers cough, smelly coworker.

MidwestGolfBum · 11-17-2014, 11:22 AM

I gave my assistant a couple of personal days this week and I now have to do everything on my own. I may have to just go home because I can't completely remember where anything in the office kitchen is since I don't normally have to make myself any coffee once I'm here.

upstatedoc · 11-17-2014, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

I gave my assistant a couple of personal days this week and I now have to do everything on my own. I may have to just go home because I can't completely remember where anything in the office kitchen is since I don't normally have to make myself any coffee once I'm here.

How does one go about getting an assistant? How much do they cost? Can they do your banking and stuff like that?

squishy · 11-17-2014, 11:50 AM

I hired an assistant once. But I thought they were supposed to give happy endings after each work day?? Apparently not the case...

Now, I have no assistant

Billup · 11-17-2014, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Just keep a close eye on your stapler buddy. If that disappears...well....

There will be hell to pay if someone touches my stapler...., I'll burn this...., well nevermind.... LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by MidwestGolfBum

I assume you are asking for a raise and extra bacon for your troubles?

Hell yeah I did...., it was denied though.

UncleWede · 11-17-2014, 01:08 PM

Who moved our bacon thread?

I received a package of bison that I ordered. It included bison bacon, and bacon-wrapped stuffed chicken breasts. I had the bison rib-eye on Saturday night, but over-cooked it.

Joekerr · 11-17-2014, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Who moved our bacon thread?

I received a package of bison that I ordered. It included bison bacon, and bacon-wrapped stuffed chicken breasts. I had the bison rib-eye on Saturday night, but over-cooked it.

Mmmkay...I'm gonna need you to give me your man card mmmkay?

And I shall return it promptly upon receiving a properly cooked ribeye from you. Or bacon.

954Stealth · 11-17-2014, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Who moved our bacon thread?

I think that's the sequel to "Who moved my cheese?"

grimlock · 11-18-2014, 12:11 AM

who moved UncleWede's bacon ?

upstatedoc · 11-18-2014, 08:17 AM

Where are my paaaaants?

UncleWede · 11-18-2014, 06:03 PM

I found the bacon thread no thanks to the damn search button

My Tickle hat with the LEDA in the brim failed me on the ribeye plus since it wasn't completely thawed I thought I had more time to watch my beer disappear

NEFARIOUS · 12-29-2014, 11:26 PM

I ordered a latte ristretto and got a regular latte this morning.

FFM · 12-30-2014, 12:24 AM

I bought a useless iPhone case that didn't protect my screen from cracking. So now I get to buy a new 6 after only two months of having it lol.

Thanks Spigen.

11-13-2014, 09:20 PM	#1277
M_Six Free Thinker 19320 Rep 7,550 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	Aberlour 12. Double Cask. I like it. __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede
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11-14-2014, 10:18 AM	#1278
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18460 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I have that same bottle, and it's just not getting smaller since I am spoiled by the A'bunadh (I just can't get my lips around that name, so I always go with cask-strength) I always end up saying albondigas (meatball soup)
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11-14-2014, 11:41 AM	#1279
Sara Lieutenant General 5885 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	I just spend $496 on a tire this AM. Would have rather spent that on sunglasses. HMPH.
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11-14-2014, 11:52 AM	#1280
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	These onion rings I'm eating for lunch are making a mess of my desk, and I can't find anyone from house keeping to come clean up all these crumbs.
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11-14-2014, 02:04 PM	#1282
M_Six Free Thinker 19320 Rep 7,550 Posts Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Foothills of Mt Level iTrader: (0)	The Harris Tweed jacket I picked up in the UK is not playing well with the Scottish wool sweater I bought over there to go with the jacket. The rough jacket is causing severe pilling on the sweater. Serious FWP. Dammit. (I know, I know, "How Preppy" right? But I do work at a university, so I'm allowed.) __________________ Mark markj.pics "Life is uncertain, eat bacon now." -UncleWede
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11-17-2014, 07:53 AM	#1283
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	They are moving me into an office half the size of my current, today. Fuckin' Monday, never fails.
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11-17-2014, 11:50 AM	#1289
squishy Banned 155 Rep 388 Posts Drives: 2014 Ford Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	I hired an assistant once. But I thought they were supposed to give happy endings after each work day?? Apparently not the case... Now, I have no assistant
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11-17-2014, 01:08 PM	#1291
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18460 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Who moved our bacon thread? I received a package of bison that I ordered. It included bison bacon, and bacon-wrapped stuffed chicken breasts. I had the bison rib-eye on Saturday night, but over-cooked it.
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11-18-2014, 12:11 AM	#1294
grimlock Colonel 723 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	who moved UncleWede's bacon ?
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11-18-2014, 08:17 AM	#1295
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7535 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	Where are my paaaaants? __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
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11-18-2014, 06:03 PM	#1296
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18460 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I found the bacon thread no thanks to the damn search button My Tickle hat with the LEDA in the brim failed me on the ribeye plus since it wasn't completely thawed I thought I had more time to watch my beer disappear
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12-30-2014, 12:24 AM	#1298
FFM PLEB R8 62 Rep 288 Posts Drives: B9 SQ5 \| R8 V8 6MT Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Bellingham, WA iTrader: (0)	I bought a useless iPhone case that didn't protect my screen from cracking. So now I get to buy a new 6 after only two months of having it lol. Thanks Spigen. __________________ Current: R8 V8 6MT \| B9 SQ5
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