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      02-25-2011, 08:05 PM   #13003
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though one time I did go ice skating without socks on. Those blisters lasted a long time
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      02-25-2011, 08:23 PM   #13006
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One time I went ice skating and after I landed a triple salchow I started spinning around on my boner.
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      02-25-2011, 08:24 PM   #13007
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One time I went ice skating and after I landed a triple salchow I started spinning around on my boner.

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      02-25-2011, 08:44 PM   #13009
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As soon as we get these pics of CubanJJ09's gf's sister I might be able to do a reenactment of that tonight.
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      02-25-2011, 09:34 PM   #13010
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whoa whoa whoa, when did this go from al getting buttsecks from los' gf's sister to a bmw circle jerk sausage fest followed by a week geeky attempt at a blowbang with her?
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      02-25-2011, 09:35 PM   #13011
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though one time I did go ice skating without socks on. Those blisters lasted a long time
If they weren't all crispy with your own spooge, you'd have socks to wear.
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One time I went ice skating and after I landed a triple salchow I started spinning around on my boner.
Sadly, this may actually be the gayest statement ever made on this thread. That's saying quite a bit.
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      02-25-2011, 09:37 PM   #13013
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bri...had celbrated the wifes b-day at Pete Miller's tonite....had some cakebread cuz they were out of Caymus....good shit.
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      02-25-2011, 09:38 PM   #13014
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      02-25-2011, 09:43 PM   #13015
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nice you get the lobster?
nah...always get the kansas city medium

started oysters on the half
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I had the kc w veg/wife had the bone in ribeye w potato
finished with creme brulee' and banana's foster, I had port.
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Al, no one can be as gay as you, you own that award
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It appears I have put more than the acceptable amount of clothes in the washing machine
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      02-25-2011, 10:03 PM   #13018
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Al, no one can be as gay as you, you own that award
says the guy driving the 1'er

Even if I were and not saying I'm not, that is a different statement than the gayest thing ever said.
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It appears I have put more than the acceptable amount of clothes in the washing machine
not possible. just run the cycle twice.
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      02-25-2011, 10:07 PM   #13020
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not possible. just run the cycle twice.
already on it
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      02-25-2011, 10:08 PM   #13021
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not possible. just run the cycle twice.
again, another reason why your socks were still too crunchy to wear...
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