Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

....sea turtles?

i dont like sea turtles! they think they are better then the regular turtles and thats just racist!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

OHHHHMG that did make coffee come out the nose! Wholly shit!

haha nice!

SpmnE9zero · 08-20-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

i dont like sea turtles! they think they are better then the regular turtles and thats just racist!

I swam with sea turtles in Barbados just this past October and unless things have changed, they didnt seem to think they were any better!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ill make that bitch cry when i tell her.. "bitch.. your cunt is old news.."

why would you do that? i keep all good pussy around as long as possible, dont burn bridges unless you are in a relationship, pussy may seem like old news til you dont get it for a week and you had a few beers and you have no one to call to come over lol

m3pare · 08-20-2009, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

OHHHHMG that did make coffee come out the nose! Wholly shit!

wholly = holy?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

my god.. pages are coming faster than kevin in bed

hey i may be quick but....well i got nothing, im quick and i like it!

SpmnE9zero · 08-20-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

wholly = holy?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I swam with sea turtles in Barbados just this past October and unless things have changed, they didnt seem to think they were any better!

thats the sick part! they make you believe they dont think so, thats what makes them so dangerous, them damn sea turtles play mind games!

m3pare · 08-20-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

thats the sick part! they make you believe they dont think so, thats what makes them so dangerous, them damn sea turtles play mind games!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah.. that's why im keeping both girls around.. i got them both sick this week.. i told them i had a cold, and neither cared... fucking airheads

you have a cold, they got sick at the thought of banging you, it was a low time in their life

m3pare · 08-20-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

sometimes quickies are good if the girl makes it worth it.. dude, i wish i could of recorded the shit that girl michelle said when i fucked her.. holy crap bro..

wut about gilat

Lowcruzr · 08-20-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

you have a cold, they got sick at the thought of banging you, it was a low time in their life

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

sometimes quickies are good if the girl makes it worth it.. dude, i wish i could of recorded the shit that girl michelle said when i fucked her.. holy crap bro..

she screamed my name again didnt she?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jBryan

wut about gilat

gilat will mark him up with a knife!

m3pare · 08-20-2009, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

you have a cold, they got sick at the thought of banging you, it was a low time in their life

can i get a BANG!! ?

SpmnE9zero · 08-20-2009, 08:29 AM

Listen we all pick Jerry, but I dated a very good Christian girl since 9th grade in h.s. and we never had sex for ten years! I was proud at the time awaiting our wedding day, and then - 3 months before the wedding she tells me she cheated on me, who was feeling like the dumbest F in the world at that point, let me answer that for you, SpmnE9zero was!

m3pare · 08-20-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

gilat will mark him up with a knife!

lmao then throw him in the pool

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

low? DICK!!! i just threw another one out there for you, didnt i?

haha of couse you did! every time you speak it gives me material!

god ruined a perfectly good asshole by putting teeth in your mouth!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-20-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

Listen we all pick Jerry, but I dated a very good Christian girl since 9th grade in h.s. and we never had sex for ten years! I was proud at the time awaiting our wedding day, and then - 3 months before the wedding she tells me she cheated on me, who was feeling like the dumbest F in the world at that point, let me answer that for you, SpmnE9zero was!

damn that rough bro! that chick would have been on milk cartons!

SpmnE9zero · 08-20-2009, 08:31 AM

No reply yet this is gonna be really bad - let me put the flame suit on!

m3pare · 08-20-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

no, you're too young

Lowcruzr · 08-20-2009, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

sometimes quickies are good if the girl makes it worth it.. dude, i wish i could of recorded the shit that girl michelle said when i fucked her.. holy crap bro..

Jerry needs one of these:

HD video the size of a pack of cigarettes... FTW!!

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