Help yourself Software part II

kjehag · 11-11-2021, 07:34 AM

Hello Jok3er

could you please share link with me ? been using youur link to install software on my computer since 2018 :P could you please share ??

vennids · 11-11-2021, 09:36 AM

Read the first page!

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

Don't ask me for download links + password,
if you are not an active member and below 50 posts

* Invite only for active members

* Torrent downloads for everyone else and there will be a limit on what I share.

* PM me for the INVITE, remember over 50 posts to be considered.

* I will check your posts to make share you didn't just spam the website.

* Anyone who pm's me below the stated posts, will be ignored.

You can use torrents on the second post.

J0K3R5 · 11-13-2021, 08:17 AM

ISTA+ 4.32.30 Update Files

v.4.32.33_PSdZData_Lite

Unspec · 11-23-2021, 10:59 AM

Hey maybe a dumb question, but which BMW standard tools should I install? BG, BMW, or the Joker one? Need to help a friend fix his E60 M5 SMG and need INPA

J0K3R5 · 12-05-2021, 05:38 AM

v.4.33.11_PSdZData_Lite
ISTA+ 4.33.12 Update Files

sub150 · 12-06-2021, 10:54 PM

Will this software work on a VM (Mac running Parallels)? Just finished bringing an E91 back to life and have a few codes to work on.

Unspec · 12-08-2021, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sub150

Will this software work on a VM (Mac running Parallels)? Just finished bringing an E91 back to life and have a few codes to work on.

Yes, but VM's are always a bit funky in terms of the adapter being detected properly. I've ran ISTA in VMWare before.

sub150 · 12-10-2021, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unspec

Yes, but VM's are always a bit funky in terms of the adapter being detected properly. I've ran ISTA in VMWare before.

Thank you. I have an extra PC but it's probably goin on the electronic bay soon and would like to just keep it on the Mac.

J0K3R5 · 12-10-2021, 06:39 PM

v.4.33.12_PSdZData_Lite
[MGU] Road_Map_EUROPE_Live_2021-4

ISTA+ 4.33.12 Update Files - missing file has been fixed

J0K3R5 · 12-11-2021, 06:06 PM

ISTA+ 4.33.20 Update Files
v.4.33.21_PSdZData_Lite

PhatKat · 12-11-2021, 08:17 PM

Subbed! Thanks for posting this. You're the man!!!

Huskypsyd · 12-19-2021, 06:23 AM

Thank you!

tomjonesBT33 · 01-09-2022, 08:06 PM

I'm an active member on the Z4 section of the forum. Would like to update my SatNav firmware and maps on my e85. PM sent. Thanks

J0K3R5 · 01-16-2022, 05:44 PM

IstaLauncherConsole added

timnkoo · 01-17-2022, 07:17 PM

Subscribed. Amazing effort keeping a repository going despite the drama with deletions etc

Benniese90 · 01-19-2022, 11:28 AM

I was hoping you could send me a link. I would appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

happiest · 02-03-2022, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

Don't ask me for download links + password,
if you are not an active member and below 50 posts

* I don't offer technical support, you are welcome to create a thread to ask for help.

* Invite only for active members

* Torrent downloads for everyone else and there will be a limit on what I share.

* PM me for the INVITE, remember over 50 posts to be considered.

* I will check your posts to make share you didn't just spam the website.

* Anyone who pm's me below the stated posts, will be ignored.

* What is this invite?
I will send you a link to a host, which will give 500GB storage for free for 30 days.
Thereafter the 30 days, it's your choice if wish to continue to pay for the 500GB storage.

* Download Link
A link to my hosted files will be sent to you

* Select Files
Select the files you want and copy them to your account and download them from your account
Don't download straight from my account, as it uses up my allocated data

This has been put in place, as it was abused by leechers and selling on the software

If you like or found this useful and want to show some appreciation, you can consider a paypal donation.
buy.me.a.coffee.if.i.helped.u@gmail.com

.

thank you so mutch

happiest · 02-03-2022, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

Don't ask me for download links + password,
if you are not an active member and below 50 posts

* I don't offer technical support, you are welcome to create a thread to ask for help.

* Invite only for active members

* Torrent downloads for everyone else and there will be a limit on what I share.

* PM me for the INVITE, remember over 50 posts to be considered.

* I will check your posts to make share you didn't just spam the website.

* Anyone who pm's me below the stated posts, will be ignored.

* What is this invite?
I will send you a link to a host, which will give 500GB storage for free for 30 days.
Thereafter the 30 days, it's your choice if wish to continue to pay for the 500GB storage.

* Download Link
A link to my hosted files will be sent to you

* Select Files
Select the files you want and copy them to your account and download them from your account
Don't download straight from my account, as it uses up my allocated data

This has been put in place, as it was abused by leechers and selling on the software

If you like or found this useful and want to show some appreciation, you can consider a paypal donation.
buy.me.a.coffee.if.i.helped.u@gmail.com

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

BMW Tools v2.12.2

I searched for this version and couldn't find it in the your share file on Google Drive

happiest · 02-03-2022, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

Don't ask me for download links + password,
if you are not an active member and below 50 posts

* I don't offer technical support, you are welcome to create a thread to ask for help.

* Invite only for active members

* Torrent downloads for everyone else and there will be a limit on what I share.

* PM me for the INVITE, remember over 50 posts to be considered.

* I will check your posts to make share you didn't just spam the website.

* Anyone who pm's me below the stated posts, will be ignored.

* What is this invite?
I will send you a link to a host, which will give 500GB storage for free for 30 days.
Thereafter the 30 days, it's your choice if wish to continue to pay for the 500GB storage.

* Download Link
A link to my hosted files will be sent to you

* Select Files
Select the files you want and copy them to your account and download them from your account
Don't download straight from my account, as it uses up my allocated data

This has been put in place, as it was abused by leechers and selling on the software

If you like or found this useful and want to show some appreciation, you can consider a paypal donation.
buy.me.a.coffee.if.i.helped.u@gmail.com

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

BMW Tools v2.12.2

I searched for this version and couldn't find it in the your share file on Google Drive

I just found the previous version with the patch with some tools

J0K3R5 · 02-04-2022, 04:05 AM

new backup host running with latest files

pm for info

J0K3R5 · 02-04-2022, 08:54 AM

v.4.33.31_PSdZData_Lite

ISTA 4.33.30 updates

KawBoy · 02-04-2022, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0K3R5

new backup host running with latest files

pm for info

Can't thank you enough!

11-11-2021, 07:34 AM	#111
kjehag Registered 1 Rep 3 Posts Drives: F20 120D Join Date: Mar 2018 Location: Norway iTrader: (0)	Hello Jok3er could you please share link with me ? been using youur link to install software on my computer since 2018 :P could you please share ??
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11-13-2021, 08:17 AM	#113
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	ISTA+ 4.32.30 Update Files v.4.32.33_PSdZData_Lite __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067
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11-23-2021, 10:59 AM	#114
Unspec Colonel 1382 Rep 2,642 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW 535xi Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: DMV iTrader: (1)	Hey maybe a dumb question, but which BMW standard tools should I install? BG, BMW, or the Joker one? Need to help a friend fix his E60 M5 SMG and need INPA __________________ 2015 BMW 535xi Bootmod3 Stage 2 \| ER charge pipe \| ER Catted DP \| Remus Exhaust \| Gplus FMIC \| KW V3 \| Turner Monoball thrust arm bushings \| Wallet regrets ISTA VM Setup/Tutorial
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12-05-2021, 05:38 AM	#115
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	v.4.33.11_PSdZData_Lite ISTA+ 4.33.12 Update Files __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067 Last edited by J0K3R5; 12-05-2021 at 07:43 AM..
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12-06-2021, 10:54 PM	#116
sub150 Private 23 Rep 57 Posts Drives: E91 6-speed Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Phx iTrader: (0)	Will this software work on a VM (Mac running Parallels)? Just finished bringing an E91 back to life and have a few codes to work on.
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12-10-2021, 06:39 PM	#119
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	v.4.33.12_PSdZData_Lite [MGU] Road_Map_EUROPE_Live_2021-4 ISTA+ 4.33.12 Update Files - missing file has been fixed __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067 Last edited by J0K3R5; 12-10-2021 at 07:13 PM..
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12-11-2021, 06:06 PM	#120
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	ISTA+ 4.33.20 Update Files v.4.33.21_PSdZData_Lite __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067 Last edited by J0K3R5; 12-12-2021 at 03:19 AM..
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12-11-2021, 08:17 PM	#121
PhatKat Private 5 Rep 55 Posts Drives: 2017 740i G12 / 2011 335i E93 Join Date: Feb 2020 Location: Peachtree City, GA iTrader: (0)	Subbed! Thanks for posting this. You're the man!!!
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12-19-2021, 06:23 AM	#122
Huskypsyd New Member 0 Rep 9 Posts Drives: 2011 135i 6spd. Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Westlake Village, CA iTrader: (0)	Thank you!
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01-09-2022, 08:06 PM	#123
tomjonesBT33 Second Lieutenant 186 Rep 271 Posts Drives: 2006 Z4 M Roadster Join Date: Oct 2019 Location: VA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2012 BMW X5M [0.00] 2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster [0.00]	I'm an active member on the Z4 section of the forum. Would like to update my SatNav firmware and maps on my e85. PM sent. Thanks __________________ 2006 Z4 M Roadster - Silver Grey Metallic 2011 X3 xDrive28i - Deep Sea Blue Metallic 2012 X5 M - Monte Carlo Blue Metallic 2017 X1 xDrive28i - Alpine White
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01-16-2022, 05:44 PM	#124
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	IstaLauncherConsole added __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067
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01-17-2022, 07:17 PM	#125
timnkoo Private 17 Rep 52 Posts Drives: MY10.5 320D Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Townsville, Australia iTrader: (0)	Subscribed. Amazing effort keeping a repository going despite the drama with deletions etc
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01-19-2022, 11:28 AM	#126
Benniese90 Private 19 Rep 59 Posts Drives: 2006 BMW 325i e90 modded Join Date: Apr 2021 Location: San Antonio, Texas iTrader: (0)	I was hoping you could send me a link. I would appreciate it. Thanks in advance.
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02-04-2022, 04:05 AM	#130
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	new backup host running with latest files pm for info __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067
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02-04-2022, 08:54 AM	#131
J0K3R5 Lieutenant 418 Rep 411 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: In a deep hole iTrader: (0)	v.4.33.31_PSdZData_Lite ISTA 4.33.30 updates __________________ Help yourself Software part II, read post 1 : https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...7#post27890067
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