Fighting over a girl

EALm4 · 10-09-2015, 11:04 AM

tl;dr

Axius · 10-09-2015, 11:27 AM

OP is a fake. M4 is a fictional car. Girl doesn't exist. Neither does OP's "friend".

TLDR; Conspiracy theory

Mr.SugarSkulls · 10-09-2015, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

OP is a fake. M4 is a fictional car. Girl doesn't exist. Neither does OP's "friend".

TLDR; Conspiracy theory

I had to google what that meant...

ASBSECU E93 I'm getting old, too!

EALm4 · 10-09-2015, 11:30 AM

need pic of alleged female to see if she even worth the time.

Axius · 10-09-2015, 11:31 AM

How can you have a picture of someone that doesn't exist?

F30lolz · 10-09-2015, 11:33 AM

At least its Friday

EALm4 · 10-09-2015, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How can you have a picture of someone that doesn't exist?

True

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

At least its Friday

ksa · 10-09-2015, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

True

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:49 AM

Hey...grass is green!

John 070 · 10-09-2015, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by RedlinePSI

This is not the right way to look at things. You are generalizing way to much. You really don't think girls are persuaded every day all over the place to leave with a guy they might not have immediately been attracted to on a physical level from across the room? Happens all the time. I'm not saying they will always marry the guy, but Im sure OP would prefer that she not end up sleeping with this dude either.

Then there is the other possibility. Maybe it's possible she could be attracted, on some level, to more than one person!?

Strategic aggression is what this situation calls for. Can't be overly obvious, but definitely gotta get in there and make yourself noticed. I'm not saying he's gotta act like an animal. You can play it cool but still take an aggressive approach.

LOL my buddy said his own dad always told him, beauty is skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.

What I've found in my travels is I've never been able to hold on to that "trophy" quality g/f. Every time you're not there or turn your back, someone is on her like white on rice. Then again, there's a reason why they're a trophy--looks. At the same time, we're men, it matters to us. Every single person ought to experience their maleness, and go after someone who just does that thing to them that satisfies their desire. It's a thrill you cannot buy with money. Da** it's so much fun to be 25 and single.

This thread made me think of another girl who was the orthodontist's hygienist. Man was she fun, she was 23 and I was 20, and I felt like I was with an older woman.

Needbmwpartzz · 10-09-2015, 11:51 AM

This thread is pure jokes.....msg to op..... put up at least a fake picture of said girl to keep the boyz here in full creative mode.

F30lolz · 10-09-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

This thread is pure jokes.....msg to op..... put up at least a fake picture of said girl to keep the boyz here in full creative mode.

I'll put a pic - enjoy

Mr.SugarSkulls · 10-09-2015, 11:56 AM

Fear not, guys!

I found OPs girl

Needbmwpartzz · 10-09-2015, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz

This thread is pure jokes.....msg to op..... put up at least a fake picture of said girl to keep the boyz here in full creative mode.

I'll put a pic - enjoy

Hey that's my girl.....where did you get her pic from?

csu87 · 10-09-2015, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Fear not, guys!

I found OPs girl

If this is the case, OP, do what ever you can to get your hotdog in her mouth. And from the looks of it, your roommate can join too.

F30lolz · 10-09-2015, 12:02 PM

Believe it or not a coworker of mine looks like that pic I posted and she is such a tool

EALm4 · 10-09-2015, 12:02 PM

HAHAHA i'm dying here with those pics hahaha

ksa · 10-09-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by csu87

If this is the case, OP, do what ever you can to get your hotdog in her mouth. And from the looks of it, your roommate can join too.

I think I called it in the second post when I suggest double team her.

Axius · 10-09-2015, 12:05 PM

She really mangled those poor hot dogs. She is probably terrible at giving beejays. My girl can fit 10 unmolested hot dogs in her mouth all day, no probs.

jgoens · 10-09-2015, 12:30 PM

The other pic is not the girl..this is the real girl..maybe worth a fight over, I'd say. Name: buck-teeth-girl.jpg
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gtron · 10-09-2015, 12:33 PM

this thread...

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 12:35 PM

This thread gave me AIDS

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