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      10-30-2015, 04:02 PM   #111
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Don't give him a complex over his weight. Fat pudgy puppies are cute as hell. He's pretty damn cool as most dogs are. I like bigger dogs cuz they are lazy and don't require as much attention. Had rott previously and thinking of a Dane next. Don't post my donkey I don't like to kiss and tell.
I'm more into active dogs otherwise this ass wouldnt rise from the bed ever.

Kissa is weighing now 66 lbs and her only skill is to stare at me looking dumb or hunting down the jack Russell, rabies.
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1MOREMOD - get an Irish Wolfhound

I had one and she was about 140 lbs, and AMAZING in the house.
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Don't care for longer haired dogs much, but will consider.
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Lups - Donkey's, Vultures, Sheep, Dogs, Cats, and a mated pair of Hawks...plus our shared experience during my epic trip to Utah and Ft. Hood TX....

I have a 'win any argument' free pass that I'm about to cash in on Mr Tonka
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Did i not mention that i built the track and that it was 1:32 scale? My bad. lol





I've only got about 15 hours or so of 1:1 track time and only at Sebring.


You guys are playing into my hands here. You know that Lups will love that a guy who's already super hot will only be hotter when she sees he has the ability to make a slot car race track like this. hahaha
That is cool sir but would suggest old age and convalescence
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1MOREMOD - they don't shed...not like a Mastiff or Lab. Hair is soft but with texture.

Incredibly good with family and children, loyal and protective.

Ours fought off a black bear in the yard when I was 14 or so...killed one of her cubs too.
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1MOREMOD - they don't shed...not like a Mastiff or Lab. Hair is soft but with texture.

Incredibly good with family and children, loyal and protective.

Ours fought off a black bear in the yard when I was 14 or so...killed one of her cubs too.
Aren't they rather oily so tend to stink?
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That is cool sir but would suggest old age and convalescence
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The bear of the dog..?

If you are referring to the dog - no.

The bear smelled AWFUL however...

another cool tidbit - she would dig in the woods after large prey. I have seen may times when she'd uncover a root about the size of a bicep - she snap it in half and keep digging...one of her favorite play toys was a basketball - she could pick it up fully inflated...
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Aren't they rather oily so tend to stink?
One of the nicest jewelry stores in the area had one in the shop every day. Never smelled bad and was a very cool dog. Freaked most people out when it came wandering out from behind the counter. Yours would to though!
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He can't proof he has one so you're in the clear.
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I meant the dog. Digging holes in my yard doesn't sound like a plus. Mine does tend to scare people at 163 lbs but if you knew him he's a real sissy. He would let robbers pet him if they tried I'm afraid.
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Irish wolf hounds tend to look ugly to me like they are dirty. The homeless of the dog world.
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I meant the dog. Digging holes in my yard doesn't sound like a plus. Mine does tend to scare people at 163 lbs but if you knew him he's a real sissy. He would let robbers pet him if they tried I'm afraid.
Wouldn't dig in the yard - only in the woods, and only after prey.

The females are about 140ish, the males are much larger and about 6' long.

Probably one of the best dogs we ever had when I was young.
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Irish wolf hounds tend to look ugly to me like they are dirty. The homeless of the dog world.
Agree.

When you'd walk into that jewelry store and it would be laying in the middle of the showroom you'd think someone accidentally dropped a shredded area rug on the floor as they were headed to the garbage.
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He can't proof he has one so you're in the clear.
Even if he does, I've got more for him.

I'm like an iceberg.


*left that door open, fire away*
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no and no...

"enthusiast" is only correctly defined as "abuser"
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Irish wolf hounds tend to look ugly to me like they are dirty. The homeless of the dog world.
Agree.

When you'd walk into that jewelry store and it would be laying in the middle of the showroom you'd think someone accidentally dropped a shredded area rug on the floor as they were headed to the garbage.
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What do you know about real dogs. You live in Florida, the toy poodle capital of the world
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What do you know about real dogs. You live in Florida, the toy poodle capital of the world
Bad ass dog, just looked like a well worn, half shredded, discarded area rug. lol
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"enthusiast" is only correctly defined as "abuser"
No, enthusiast means polisher.
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Depends in which Avenue your enthusiasm lays
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I thought about getting a dog once.
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