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      09-23-2016, 02:16 PM   #111
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I suppose I could, but a pen just exploded that was in my pocket protector, so have to clean that off first, and my glasses are a little dirty so I'm afraid I might not be able to see the tree till its too late.

But if I get there...and an apple drops on my head...just imagine what I'll come up with! The possibilities are...few.
Hahaha, oh a real wise guy over here. Well maybe if you hadn't jumped over that candle stick your wooden teeth wouldn't have chipped leading you to want to cut down said apple tree to make a new set.

Are you sure they're just dirty and you don't need to upgrade to a heavier magnification? Maybe you could invent some type of eyewear that has TWO different levels of magnification..., now THAT would be an idea for you to embark on!

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Dude I already told everyone your arthritis is the cause of my pool being green.
Well, I already told everyone that you were cheating on me..., with your prostate physician.
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Hahaha, oh a real wise guy over here. Well maybe if you hadn't jumped over that candle stick your wooden teeth wouldn't have chipped leading you to want to cut down said apple tree to make a new set.

Are you sure they're just dirty and you don't need to upgrade to a heavier magnification? Maybe you could invent some type of eyewear that has TWO different levels of magnification..., now THAT would be an idea for you to embark on!



Well, I already told everyone that you were cheating on me..., with your prostate physician.
I'm getting anal from a doctor and you think that makes me look bad?
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I'm getting anal from a doctor and you think that makes me look bad?
I'm not even going to touch this. I mean, normally I would, but I'm not even sure where to start.

Plus, Lups and I are on a tentative ceasefire that ought to last as long as the one brokered by "Murica and the Russkies relating to Syria.
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I'm not even going to touch this. I mean, normally I would, but I'm not even sure where to start.

Plus, Lups and I are on a tentative ceasefire that ought to last as long as the one brokered by "Murica and the Russkies relating to Syria.
Hey you like Mexican food?

Meh, I think we two have over the years reached an understanding. Our views differ but neither of us start acting like bitches just because we can.

As for that one... I think we are more solid, I hope? Even with Russia's history with my views, I hardly can be seen as someone Putin would represent.

But hey, tell the missus you got asked to go steady tonight and you too can experience a round of angry sex.
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      09-23-2016, 02:52 PM   #115
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I'm getting anal from a doctor and you think that makes me look bad?
Well yeah, you turned me down when I requested to be your pool boy and doctor. How the hell is that supposed to make me feel? Now everyone knows your running around town getting down with that fat hairy troll Doctor Tobogan.


Ugh, now I'm depressed. I'm gonna blow up the pool with C4.
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Well yeah, you turned me down when I requested to be your pool boy and doctor. How the hell is that supposed to make me feel? Now everyone knows your running around town getting down with that fat hairy troll Doctor Tobogan.


Ugh, now I'm depressed. I'm gonna blow up the pool with C4.
When I joined this forum, you quickly became my second least favorite member. The fact that from that we've become friends outside the internet too, is a miracle.

Billie, once again you made me laugh. Our remarkably monogamous affair here and our WhatsApp conversations truly are just too hilarious to hide from the world.

All is well, until you tell these folks here he wasn't just doing a prostate examination, but he also wanted a microscope full of my micro penis. They don't need to know here I'm all balls and zero action.
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When I joined this forum, you quickly became my second least favorite member. The fact that from that we've become friends outside the internet too, is a miracle.

Billie, once again you made me laugh. Our remarkably monogamous affair here and our WhatsApp conversations truly are just too hilarious to hide from the world.

All is well, until you tell these folks here he wasn't just doing a prostate examination, but he also wanted a microscope full of my micro penis. They don't need to know here I'm all balls and zero action.
To be fair, I didn't like you because you didn't like me so it was mutual. However, I am glad that we had been able to make an accord and press forward in this..., whatever you wanna call it thing we got going on.

Wait, I have the micropenis around these parts, you have the glorious large saggy balls, and Biorin has an epic mustache. That's how this works, damnit!

It's time to fly, heading home for the day and picking up foster dog for the weekend.
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To be fair, I didn't like you because you didn't like me so it was mutual. However, I am glad that we had been able to make an accord and press forward in this..., whatever you wanna call it thing we got going on.

Wait, I have the micropenis around these parts, you have the glorious large saggy balls, and Biorin has an epic mustache. That's how this works, damnit!

It's time to fly, heading home for the day and picking up foster dog for the weekend.
I taught my dog a few cool tricks last week. I kid you not, she now has real skills. Ill make a clip of those tomorrow and send them to you.

And hey you were a total bitch towards me! The only good thing you did was to support my manly image!
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      09-23-2016, 03:29 PM   #119
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My vote is for Biorin, MKSixer, and C5driver as the cutest chicks on the forum.
Wait what?!?!!

I am devilishly handsome. Not a chick. This is NOT the stuff.
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Wait what?!?!!

I am devilishly handsome. Not a chick. This is NOT the stuff.
Hey later on you were classified as a bad example. Trust me, get mad later, not yet.

Gotta say, there is a tiny group of posters here with my sort of style in humor. You sir (mam) classify as such. We need to be internet friends.

Edit. We are already, so fuck off or something.
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Hey later on you were classified as a bad example. Trust me, get mad later, not yet.

Gotta say, there is a tiny group of posters here with my sort of style in humor. You sir (mam) classify as such. We need to be internet friends.
Care to share who precisely is in this group so I can judge them? I'm talking like, Southern Baptist type of judgement intensity. Just silent, glaring, judgement.
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Care to share who precisely is in this group so I can judge them? I'm talking like, Southern Baptist type of judgement intensity. Just silent, glaring, judgement.
For just glaring? No. Wanna go all out, then yes. And you're totally in the list just so you'll be extra pissed.
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My vote is for Biorin, MKSixer, and C5driver as the cutest chicks on the forum.
Wait what?!?!!

I am devilishly handsome. Not a chick. This is NOT the stuff.
Sounds like it may be "shark week" for MKSixer ...

I always knew there was something feminine about you...

*waits for Belgie to lock on target

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For just glaring? No. Wanna go all out, then yes. And you're totally in the list just so you'll be extra pissed.
You have obviously never experienced a good Southern Baptist glare. Shame, because I don't think they are over in Finland, so you won't have an opportunity.

And lastly, screw you.
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Sounds like it may be "shark week" for MKSixer ...

I always knew there was something feminine about you...

*waits for Belgie to lock on target

I have no idea whether MKSixer is a woman...I always thought he was a guy. But I guess the ruse we played on Belgie is out and now he knows he was right all along about C5Driver being the same girl that is in her avatar.

I'm sure we are going to see some leg humping from our own fearless Ambidextrous (or whatever that warrior is called that he likes so much).
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You have obviously never experienced a good Southern Baptist glare. Shame, because I don't think they are over in Finland, so you won't have an opportunity.

And lastly, screw you.
Hey, south of what I ask? You think Texas is south but man that's just dissing and a mild glare!

And talk about being dismissed and frowned upon... Finland does this well! Since everyone here where we live know me, they see us living in a flat as us being broke, I didn't help with that by telling our neighbor that my hubby is a male prostitute.

Also, everyone here seems to know my family lines, so I keep telling everyone who wants to know that my family loves me very much and I never was disowned.

To translate that to you, my family (the one I was born in to from my mothers side) is as right wing as they can be here. I've never bothered to have a normal job since I do well while I can be home with the kids, let alone my spouse supporting the family too very well.

The worst part for the folks around here is that they don't believe me, but they want to. They can't figure out why anyone would move into a flat if they can buy a house. My kids had too much stuff and they didn't bother to contain it even after they were told to do so thats a lame excuse or a reason.

But anyway, sure, I doubt I would have to work this hard to be glared at there but man I love this shit.

And lastly: My dogs likes bones so a boner to you screwer too!
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I have an M6 and it's beautiful!!
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I have an M6 and it's beautiful!!
So am I! Everything looks epic in the right lighting. Any M6 and me needs the same settings.
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Yeah, and since I look like shit, it's better to hide! I don't even have legs, and my face is worse than what an M6 looks like.

I have an M6 and it's beautiful!!
Hey girl... how you doing today??

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So am I! Everything looks epic in the right lighting. Any M6 and me needs the same settings.
Ok...good clean-up.

I'm just glad you don't look anything like shoei and doubly happy that you don't have his mental challenges.
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Hey girl... how you doing today??

Im fine! Yes, fine!!!

Seven birthday parties tomorrow. I don't give a fuck about my aging friend but apparently I need to be nice towards the other moms...

So ask that again and I will kill you.

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I'm just glad you don't look anything like shoei and doubly happy that you don't have his mental challenges.
Those he has. The man trusted me with his secret santa gift delivery and for a year now, he's like the only person I talk to.

A man like him who has no filters is a find. He doesn't actually like me but he's epic at tolerating me.
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