How quick is an E46 330i?

TK - 421 · 01-22-2010, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ElegantSpoon

Lets see the video then

FFS, don't start him off

NFS · 01-22-2010, 11:06 AM

I want to see the video as well.

I've always wondered if a 335d will beat a Seat Leon Cupra.

If anyone has a video of a Zebra racing a horse than would be good too.

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 11:34 AM

Good thinking NFS maybe a goat racing a mobility scooter aswell?

willhollin · 01-22-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by NFS

If anyone has a video of a Zebra shagging a zebra than that would be good too.

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NFS · 01-22-2010, 11:39 AM

That horse has a massive size advantage. I still reckon that the zebra would get the jump given time.

Where's the goat vs mobility scooter video?

There are so many things that I want to see racing. We could bring in semi-aquatic animals. Who wouldn't want to see an otter 'stuffing' an emperor penguin.

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 11:40 AM

You are wrong!

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NFS

That horse has a massive size advantage.

I still reckon that the zebra would get the jump given time.

Where's the goat vs mobility scooter video?

There are so many things that I want to see racing. We could bring in semi-aquatic animals. Who wouldn't want to see an otter 'stuffing' an emperor penguin.

Its been a life long dream of mine to see that! Great minds!

NFS · 01-22-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ElegantSpoon

You are wrong!

If the zebra and the horse were equally sized AND able to move then the zebra would DESTROY the horse.

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 11:51 AM

That was aimed @ willhollin I don't like watching videos of people children online.

NFS · 01-22-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ElegantSpoon

That was aimed @ willhollin I don't like watching videos of people children online.

Fair enough. It was quite a funny response by Will though.

Not sure why anyone would put vids of their kids on youtube??

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 12:30 PM

Me neither I find it a little odd but credit to the man for his quick reply!

willhollin · 01-22-2010, 12:34 PM

Post amended

NFS · 01-22-2010, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Post amended

Will - you've misunderstood me. I wanted to see zebra RACING a horse.

If I had wanted to watch zebra porn I would just have pm'd you to see if you could spare some from your extensive collection.

Em135eye · 01-22-2010, 02:27 PM

This is a classic thread!

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 02:47 PM

Thats more like it

NFS · 01-22-2010, 03:09 PM

Are all zebras black with white stripes? or are some white with black stripes?

ElegantSpoon · 01-22-2010, 03:10 PM

They are all white with black stripes!! Only Alex is black with white stripes

Swiller · 01-22-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by NFS

Are all zebras black with white stripes? or are some white with black stripes?

It all depends on which one you are looking at. If its the one on the left, that is a horse and has no stripes. if its the one on the right, that one is also the same.

MOB · 01-22-2010, 05:00 PM

330i vs 335d - case closed methinks

M3-FAST · 01-22-2010, 05:41 PM

http://www.funhorsegames.net/game/10...el-Racing.html

Especially for Simon

NFS · 01-23-2010, 04:47 AM

The zebra is the e46 330i in my analogy.

TK - 421 · 01-23-2010, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by NFS

The zebra is the e46 330i in my analogy.

Hey....I'm back....what did i miss? anything

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