HELP--My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me!!

ameers335i · 05-05-2011, 02:03 AM

Miami · 05-05-2011, 02:39 AM

cool story bro.

TT3 iN NyC · 05-05-2011, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by kryptonian21

That's a great post man. But don't sit in front of your computer, reading all the kudos and taking all the credit--ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU PLAGIARIZED MY WORK FROM EVOM

. You could have taken the idea of misleading the community with drama and made your own in a completely different way, not just copy, paste and change like three parts of the original

. With the number of posts you have, you must spend every waking moment in front of the computer, literally copying and pasting every original thought and claiming it for yourself. Get a life and drive that 335i once in a while.

http://forums.evolutionm.net/new-off...eating-me.html

This was actually sent by a friend of mine who is active on EVO forums. I suggested I post this up on e90post using PROcede and JB4 to see the responses I'd get and FYI, Javeir, on page 2 posted the original...

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197635

So you could say you "changed some words around too". It's only a joke, relax, I didn't plagarize your best selling novel or thesis statement...

It's funny how you attack me but yet you do the samething. And no, I don't sit in front of a computer all day plagiarizing. Lol...

Yes, my post count is relatively low. I post when I can answer a question, or have a question to ask. I don't go posting my life away sitting on e90post all day talking crap. People in the NY section know who I am and know I'm not just a troll.

Anyhows, I'm not going to argue with you over some bull crap. I apologize if I hurt your feelings.

Davin · 06-30-2011, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Forcefed3

Best way this question has ever been asked.

For the OP

waygnargnar · 07-01-2011, 02:11 AM

lol so epic, and i say jb4

venom3469 · 07-01-2011, 03:23 AM

This is the funniest tune post i have ever read LMAO!!

E92ML · 07-01-2011, 03:34 AM

hahahaha love it

dyezak · 07-01-2011, 10:23 AM

dyezak · 07-01-2011, 10:23 AM

John Tanglewood · 07-01-2011, 10:28 AM

hilarious, haha.

StatenEye · 07-01-2011, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by PiZauL

lulz. Some ATM would fix everything.

BAL278 · 07-01-2011, 11:23 AM

seetully · 07-01-2011, 03:19 PM

hahaha nice!

Jns2001 · 07-12-2011, 07:57 AM

You don't need a tune, you need balls, if you are fast enough to go back home, throw all her shit on the driveway, change the locks, and buy a Glock, in case that she has a giant boyfriend. It is over dude, you don't need any more proof.

TT3 iN NyC · 07-12-2011, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jns2001

You don't need a tune, you need balls, if you are fast enough to go back home, throw all her shit on the driveway, change the locks, and buy a Glock, in case that she has a giant boyfriend. It is over dude, you don't need any more proof.

SomeRandomer123 · 07-12-2011, 08:41 AM

Love that!!

flip4335 · 07-12-2011, 08:56 AM

Clever....very clever....and a great variation on a theme apparently used by many in other venues.

Clever, nonetheless...and impressive, sir.

Randomaccess335 · 07-12-2011, 01:46 PM

That was great I love the replies, it's funny no matter where it started.
Good luck with your tune

I have a JB4(and love it) and other bolt ons it's the only I have tried and it's all I'll ever need while I have this car

M340i Pride · 07-12-2011, 02:16 PM

lol if this is real than I am sorry about what happened... that sucks. cheating girlfriend needs to be dumped/punished so yes throw her stuff out and change locks.

so she has a s4... walk that thing with jb4!

you have my vote for "funniest post ive ever seen"

TT3 iN NyC · 07-12-2011, 02:23 PM

Thanks guys! =)

J3NGOe90 · 07-12-2011, 02:39 PM

VA757bmw · 07-12-2011, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

I shouldnt laugh..... I had the a very similar experience, only she didnt blow me away. She did lose her ring tho! Got that thing back sold it and put a deposit down on my 350Z!

haha ive been so close to taking my gfs pearl/diamond earrings and putting it down on some volk g2's lol

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Jns2001 Second Lieutenant 15 Rep 269 Posts Drives: BMW 325i Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sao Paulo iTrader: (0)	You don't need a tune, you need balls, if you are fast enough to go back home, throw all her shit on the driveway, change the locks, and buy a Glock, in case that she has a giant boyfriend. It is over dude, you don't need any more proof.
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Randomaccess335 Captain 70 Rep 868 Posts Drives: 07' 335I Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: boynton beach, Fl iTrader: (11)	That was great I love the replies, it's funny no matter where it started. Good luck with your tune I have a JB4(and love it) and other bolt ons it's the only I have tried and it's all I'll ever need while I have this car __________________ JB4 G5 ISO , AR DP's, DO Meth kit Trunk Mount, ETS 5" Intercooler, M6 Rims, ER Charge Pipe, Fordged DV's, MMp relocated inlets, Ebay 4" chrome Tips, Lux Angel Eyes ********11.910 @ 117.091.851 60'*********
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M340i Pride Lieutenant Colonel 221 Rep 1,714 Posts Drives: 2020 BMW M340i Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Los Angeles, CA iTrader: (1)	lol if this is real than I am sorry about what happened... that sucks. cheating girlfriend needs to be dumped/punished so yes throw her stuff out and change locks. so she has a s4... walk that thing with jb4! you have my vote for "funniest post ive ever seen"
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