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      10-22-2013, 01:21 PM   #111
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I think you should have them laying more at a 45° to each other instead of a 180°. My shit don't bend that way. But it is good for starters...
I am open to some new suggestions. I really enjoyed the OP's post, I was allowed to show a multi-stage process. Please await while I work on my next piece as an example.
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I like Sara's thinking! Gotta love New Orleans women...
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Not bad. Can you do a shower scene at the SLS when hes behind her?
Not sure what a SLS is, so I drew the guy holding a sword for an empowerment factor.
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Not sure what a SLS is, so I drew the guy holding a sword for an empowerment factor.
Oh youre not from Los Angeles...I dont know why I was thinking you were.

The SLS is a nice hotel. Lived there for two weeks in December last year. That shower I will never forget.
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Not sure what a SLS is, so I drew the guy holding a sword for an empowerment factor.
Why does she have pancake nipples?
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Why does she have pancake nipples?
2 kids?
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2 kids?
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Those 6 pointed stars in her eyes in the bunny scene are just ... pure, evil madness. That explains the utter shock of the gentleman's expression. Even the bunny sits motionless atop his chest. You can tell a lot about a woman's crazy factor by looking at her eyes. The excellent detail of these illustrations conveys this fact exquisitely.
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Oh youre not from Los Angeles...I dont know why I was thinking you were.

The SLS is a nice hotel. Lived there for two weeks in December last year. That shower I will never forget.
I looked it up, but didn't want to look like foolish for not knowing. An unforgettable shower is always a good thing. My partner and I broke the shower head off on our cruise ship and ended up getting a free parasailing excursion for the "inconvenience".

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Why does she have pancake nipples?
Tonka got it. Just a little abused, trying to capture some diversity.

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Since Sara has been sharing all the tips; I would like to extend a new move that some of you may have heard of....
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Since Sara has been sharing all the tips; I would like to extend a new move that some of you may have heard of....
Reminds me of The Lion King
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Alas, this is a good tip if you are like myself and prefer two instead of one. This way, the women do all the work. AKA the lazyboy.
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Not sure what a SLS is, so I drew the guy holding a sword for an empowerment factor.
Shave the balls. Hair is gross.
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      10-22-2013, 02:38 PM   #124
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Shave the balls. Hair is gross.
While I'm 125% on the same page, I wanted to make sure I didn't leave out any of the hairy Barry's in here. Me...., no hair keep it bare, if I see some there, back on goes the underwear.
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While I'm 125% on the same page, I wanted to make sure I didn't leave out any of the hairy Barry's in here. Me...., no hair keep it bare, if I see some there, back on goes the underwear.
Exactly. A little trail is okay from the belly button to where the wanderlear starts but NOTHING below there.
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Laying on your backs. Kinda like scissoring. One leg up in the air and grabbing and massing his balls.
Hmmm....one of my favorites is similar to this. I have her lay on her side, stradle one of her legs, lift her other leg in the air and slide on in. Feels great and gives a wide variety of sexy views, from eye contact to a super hot view of the penetration if she gets that leg high enough.

Since this thread started about a way to transition positions, this is actually the mid point of my favorite way to go between doggie and missionary while staying inside. From doggie, just move one of her legs between yours and have her lay on her side. From that scissioring position, just put her leg down and have her roll onto her back and you're in missionary.
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Artistic rendition. I'm going for a 1st person perspective here.
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      10-22-2013, 06:33 PM   #128
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LOL, you know, all these stipulations are really starting to challenge my excessive amount of artistic ability.

Maybe this would be better? I figured since women have no interference down below, ankles tucked behind the head should be easily attainable.

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Either that's a bunny, or she pulled a half cleveland steamer on *him*. Judging by the look on his face, I'm going to have to say it is the latter.
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Think about reverse cowgirl but instead of her sitting up, she's laying against your chest with her head upside down. Thats my fav
Tried last night! Winning!
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Tried last night! Winning!
You never tried that before? How after do you have sex?
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      10-22-2013, 07:49 PM   #131
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I thought it was considered standard practice to put NSFW in the title if a thread contains such graphic photos....

Just had a pretty close call, but I think I got away with it...
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You never tried that before? How after do you have sex?
I'll take that as 'how often.'
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