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      02-28-2011, 11:46 PM   #13487
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seriously, how do you not shit for a couple of days....I know I eat a crap ton of granola, but still
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      02-28-2011, 11:46 PM   #13488
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. . . its subsidiaries....
That really made me LOL, just that part. I need to go out and have a drink soon.
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i am doing a bastardize south beach diet for my BS so I dont get fatter. When I stick to it, its great, but when I end of eating a tub of lunch meat, mustard, a jar of peanuts (god, so much unintentional gay in this sentence) 3 red bowls, and countless cups of coffee a day, the shit literally goes to shit.

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seriously, how do you not shit for a couple of days....I know I eat a crap ton of granola, but still
normally i am 1-2 times a day, its just all fucked up from my eating a very unbalanced diet.
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cuz the last shit had corn in it? or semen?...nvr mind
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Crap...Id be short like 6000 posts of where I am
And we'd have another active forum member
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2 months down, 1 to go . . . wwwwwweeeeeeeeeee bed time. Night window lickers.
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And we'd have another active forum member
oh like you miss him
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or as in blood potential
LOL. Been there after holding it for too long. I thought my ///m seat retrofit was gonna come early.
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2 months down, 1 to go . . . wwwwwweeeeeeeeeee bed time. Night window lickers.
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      02-28-2011, 11:55 PM   #13500
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yea last time I didn't shit for a few days I was in there for 20min and clogged it bad....shirt over nose = gasmask FTW
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      02-28-2011, 11:57 PM   #13501
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except when the factory issued a statement saying that their production weeks would be pushed back to facilitate for the slower production of the engines back in germany. they have to ship them to spartanburg, and then the drivetrain is fitted with the american made body.

i dont feel special, im just interested to hear feedback from other owners. the private school thing was simply a joke, and sure maybe they lied to me. i dont care, all i know is what ive seen (or havent) and the possible lie they told me. who the f*ck cares?

just because im happy that my dealer has been consistently up to par with giving me good deals. i've had a good experience, whether or not that's been yours or your friends', it's really not my problem.

and EXCUSE me for my possible little itty bitty tiny "bothers you so damn much" misuse of a pronoun.

i was trying to offer a piece of information, defending the source. i was not claiming it 100 percent true, rather i was claiming that based on my source--its integrity aside--this is how many are in this assumed area.

now if you would please back off, i'm not trying to be rude, but i dont have the patience to be badgered and cornered into answering questions that will only make me sound like an idiot.
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haven't shit in a couple of days?

does that shit work?
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      02-28-2011, 11:59 PM   #13505
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maybe we all just have such an aversion to pompous assholes and self proclaimed know-it-alls....
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does that shit work?

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Is/was she a herm.?
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Hermaphrodite confirmation....Gary?
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