*OFFICIAL Chicagoland Chat Thread* (#3)

Mr. Nice · 03-01-2011, 04:52 PM

Such a precious photo

BTM · 03-01-2011, 04:53 PM

Location: Pleasantville, IL

ghosthi32 · 03-01-2011, 04:54 PM

you are such a jew

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BTM

Don't make me regret this:

DIBS!

BTM · 03-01-2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkPOTO

DIBS!

I'm already taken

Ricer X · 03-01-2011, 05:04 PM

only spoiled children like mine would get a cave aged gruyere on home made bread grilled cheese sandwich

Ricer X · 03-01-2011, 05:06 PM

Brian...y? Nothing good can come of this....

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

I'm already taken

right al owns you.. im taking your sister then

UdubBadger · 03-01-2011, 05:09 PM

mcmuffin

Black Sheep · 03-01-2011, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UdubBadger

mcmuffin

Ricer X · 03-01-2011, 05:17 PM

bri - she has a vagina, right (friend not sister)? Then she is doable....although I do regret fucking my sisters friend after we all were in college and she was like I always had a thing for you....so.....then they never spoke again...

Mr. Nice · 03-01-2011, 05:23 PM

My dad gave me a great piece of advice when I was in fifth grade regarding girls, he said "Zach, you don't need to know her name to get to second base" and then followed it up with "two warm lips are two warm lips". I say nail the friend.

Ricer X · 03-01-2011, 05:24 PM

fock....daughter just jacked half the sandwich cuz she wasn't hungry.....grrrrrrr....like I wasn't hungry....spoiled little bitches

ghosthi32 · 03-01-2011, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UdubBadger

mcmuffin

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AFV335i

fock....daughter just jacked half the sandwich cuz she wasn't hungry.....grrrrrrr....like I wasn't hungry....spoiled little bitches

haha beat her

ghosthi32 · 03-01-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkPOTO

haha beat her

with a bat

CubanJJ09 · 03-01-2011, 05:50 PM

With z cheese sandwhich

CubanJJ09 · 03-01-2011, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nice

My dad gave me a great piece of advice when I was in fifth grade regarding girls, he said "Zach, you don't need to know her name to get to second base" and then followed it up with "two warm lips are two warm lips". I say nail the friend.

My dad gave me piece of advice as a youngster too. " don't stick your dick in a pussy without a condom" ok dad.

ghosthi32 · 03-01-2011, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CubanJJ09

My dad gave me piece of advice as a youngster too. " don't stick your dick in a pussy without a condom" ok dad.

good thing your dad wasn't mexican.

gary88 · 03-01-2011, 05:59 PM

Fuck I could really go for grilled cheese now

CubanJJ09 · 03-01-2011, 06:09 PM

Quite. One time he secretly handed me a plastic bag on my first day of college while my mom was busy helping to put my stuff away. He said in a whisper "hey I got you the essentials" I looked in at it was a mini tooth brush and travel toothpaste. then underneath it was a porn star pack of 40 trojans. I started to die of laugher and he cracked a smile and said "this is all you need, your welcomed" LOLOL goddamn that was funny.

BTM · 03-01-2011, 06:16 PM

lol mark

03-01-2011, 04:53 PM	#13730
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03-01-2011, 04:54 PM	#13731
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03-01-2011, 05:04 PM	#13734
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03-01-2011, 05:06 PM	#13735
Ricer X noted crusty old man 101 Rep 7,859 Posts Drives: like a man late for work Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: of what? iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 335i [6.76]	Brian...y? Nothing good can come of this.... __________________ Photoshoot: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=448667 Ihsanshaik - X/Vasillalov - X/Nood1es - X/Countless more I can't recall - X Nobama 2012
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03-01-2011, 05:17 PM	#13739
Ricer X noted crusty old man 101 Rep 7,859 Posts Drives: like a man late for work Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: of what? iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 335i [6.76]	bri - she has a vagina, right (friend not sister)? Then she is doable....although I do regret fucking my sisters friend after we all were in college and she was like I always had a thing for you....so.....then they never spoke again... __________________ Photoshoot: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=448667 Ihsanshaik - X/Vasillalov - X/Nood1es - X/Countless more I can't recall - X Nobama 2012
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03-01-2011, 05:24 PM	#13741
Ricer X noted crusty old man 101 Rep 7,859 Posts Drives: like a man late for work Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: of what? iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 335i [6.76]	fock....daughter just jacked half the sandwich cuz she wasn't hungry.....grrrrrrr....like I wasn't hungry....spoiled little bitches __________________ Photoshoot: http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=448667 Ihsanshaik - X/Vasillalov - X/Nood1es - X/Countless more I can't recall - X Nobama 2012
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03-01-2011, 05:50 PM	#13745
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03-01-2011, 05:59 PM	#13748
gary88 Ikea enthusiast 346 Rep 8,140 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [7.96]	Fuck I could really go for grilled cheese now __________________ garyhebdingjr.com \| flickr \| Instagram
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03-01-2011, 06:09 PM	#13749
CubanJJ09 Banned 172 Rep 12,680 Posts Drives: like an asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 BMW 335i [6.18]	Quite. One time he secretly handed me a plastic bag on my first day of college while my mom was busy helping to put my stuff away. He said in a whisper "hey I got you the essentials" I looked in at it was a mini tooth brush and travel toothpaste. then underneath it was a porn star pack of 40 trojans. I started to die of laugher and he cracked a smile and said "this is all you need, your welcomed" LOLOL goddamn that was funny.
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03-01-2011, 06:16 PM	#13750
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