*OFFICIAL Chicagoland Chat Thread* (#3)

gary88 · 03-01-2011, 07:56 PM

no

BTM · 03-01-2011, 07:56 PM

yea you're right

gary88 · 03-01-2011, 07:59 PM

xDrive35i · 03-01-2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by gary88

Definition of my past 32 minutes?

BTM · 03-01-2011, 08:03 PM

LOL...I have a few like that but most of my old papers actually confuse the shit out of me now...I gotta go refamiliarize myself with the background info and re-read (like that Jehovah's witness paper I quoted yesterday...)

mithiral67 · 03-01-2011, 08:03 PM

I like the new guy.

Ricer X · 03-01-2011, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by juddholland

Well, not really scared, just humbled. I've just finished reading what I wrote last night. I'm embarrassed...let's just say it was a rough night.

I was under the impression that you guys were personally attacking me for being misinformed, rather than the traditional, highly entertaining banter with which you communicate with one another. I got annoyed because I'm just an annoyed person. I read your responses to what I said and I realized what an idiot I was being. I made it personal, I started it with an overreaction, an ill-conceived predisposition, and now I'm putting an end, hopefully, to this stupid irrational argument, especially if not completely on my part. I apologize.

So, now this being my second, second chance (please?), let me start over. I'm Judd and I live in Lakeview. I drive a new X3 xDrive35i (I know I know it's not really a 3-series but you guys are the only ones who show some love to Chicago on this whole forum). I'm an existentialist moron, cynical and sarcastic at the worst of times, and I'm a condescending prick sometimes, so you'll just have to bear with me. I'm not always that way.

Now I'm sick of clogging up your forum with MY useless banter, so I hope you all are as willing to move on as I am willing to embrace your ambiguously light-hearted jokes at my expense.

Friends for the sake of Bayerische Motoren Werke?

I think we've all been there. In case you missed it:

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1. You have entered what is essentially a non-exclusive e-fraternity (in the worst possible sense) held together by the commonality of owning a bimmer.
2. All are welcome (except lying braggarts).
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Learn it, know it, live it and you will be fine.

gary88 · 03-01-2011, 08:14 PM

Here's my proudest achievement

Ricer X · 03-01-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mithiral67

I like the new guy.

Yes, self-deprication goes a long way with me....

xDrive35i · 03-01-2011, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mithiral67

I like the new guy.

UdubBadger · 03-01-2011, 08:22 PM

wait so there's 2 Jews now?

I don't know if I can handle that.

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 08:24 PM

FML.. just got back from the gym and my roommate made steak and potato haa

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mithiral67

I miss the convo. Brian did you post a picture of your sister . . . you brave man.

Mark, hook me up with some black 3.5in tips . . . edit at your leasure.

....

gary88 · 03-01-2011, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mkPOTO

FML.. just got back from the gym and my roommate made steak and potato haa

I had steak and potatoes this weekend, shit was so cash

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

lol mark

pretty good huh.. enjoy broa

xDrive35i · 03-01-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by UdubBadger

wait so there's 2 Jews now?

I don't know if I can handle that.

I only go to synagogue for close relatives' bar/bat mitzvahs, and then for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. I don't keep kosher, I can speak little hebrew, and I never grew accustomed to the jewish calendar they pushed on me in grade school.

I'm not really that much of a Jew. Trying to keep it that way. I would only go to Israel for the great driving roads in the north and the photographic opportunities countrywide.

mkPOTO · 03-01-2011, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by gary88

I had steak and potatoes this weekend, shit was so cash

its good to have a chef haha, he doesnt like to eat out much so he cooks all the time, i guess its cuban steak and spanish rice.. awesome

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Black Sheep · 03-01-2011, 08:34 PM

I just ate my goldfish... ran out of food...

xDrive35i · 03-01-2011, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Budz135i

I just ate my goldfish... ran out of food...

I have a house spider as big as the letter "o" in my kitchen. Should I ship overnight express?

jstraw · 03-01-2011, 08:40 PM

Are expats allowed in here?

Black Sheep · 03-01-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by juddholland

I have a house spider as big as the letter "o" in my kitchen. Should I ship overnight express?

Only if its a wolf spider, I want to get fucked up

mithiral67 · 03-01-2011, 08:48 PM

Mark dimisa. Go

03-01-2011, 07:56 PM	#13773
gary88 Ikea enthusiast 346 Rep 8,140 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [7.96]	no __________________ garyhebdingjr.com \| flickr \| Instagram
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03-01-2011, 07:56 PM	#13774
BTM Banned 510 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	yea you're right
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03-01-2011, 07:59 PM	#13775
gary88 Ikea enthusiast 346 Rep 8,140 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [7.96]	__________________ garyhebdingjr.com \| flickr \| Instagram
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03-01-2011, 08:03 PM	#13777
BTM Banned 510 Rep 10,309 Posts Drives: A///MERICAN!!! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: A///MERICA!!! iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 BMW Z4 M Coupe [7.20]	LOL...I have a few like that but most of my old papers actually confuse the shit out of me now...I gotta go refamiliarize myself with the background info and re-read (like that Jehovah's witness paper I quoted yesterday...)
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03-01-2011, 08:03 PM	#13778
mithiral67 That guy 122 Rep 5,740 Posts Drives: 2015 Cayman GTS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (4) Garage List 2015 Porsche Cayman ... [0.00]	I like the new guy. __________________ 2015 - Cayman GTS - Stock 2011 - 335is e92 - Cobb PTF E40/Rob - Beck/AR/Helix (458 rwtq and 479 rwhp) - Retired 2007 - 911 Turbo - EP1/AMS (617 awtq and 500 awhp) - Retired 2008 - 335i e92 - Cobb/AR/Helix/OSS (384 rwtq and 356 rwhp) - Retired
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03-01-2011, 08:14 PM	#13780
gary88 Ikea enthusiast 346 Rep 8,140 Posts Drives: '07 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 E92 335i [7.96]	Here's my proudest achievement __________________ garyhebdingjr.com \| flickr \| Instagram
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03-01-2011, 08:22 PM	#13783
UdubBadger Banned 672 Rep 24,685 Posts Drives: '04 330i ZHP Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (22) Garage List 2004 BMW 330i ZHP [9.50] 2011 135i [7.46] 2008 328xi [8.76]	wait so there's 2 Jews now? I don't know if I can handle that.
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03-01-2011, 08:24 PM	#13784
mkPOTO Mr. Nice Says Hello 659 Rep 16,661 Posts Drives: BMW M3 \| X5 xdrive 35i MSport Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (25) Garage List 2002 Lexus GS300 [0.00] 2008 BMW E92 M3 [5.58]	FML.. just got back from the gym and my roommate made steak and potato haa
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03-01-2011, 08:34 PM	#13790
Black Sheep A Zip an a Double Cup 80 Rep 4,462 Posts Drives: 2009 BMW 135i Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: McHenry, IL iTrader: (5)	I just ate my goldfish... ran out of food... __________________ PTF Tuned \| RB's \| AMS FMIC \| AR DP's \| HPF Exhaust \| CP-E DCI \| Apex Arc 8's \| 235/275 Star Specs \|
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03-01-2011, 08:40 PM	#13792
jstraw Enlisted Member 0 Rep 31 Posts Drives: It exists in my mind. Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Topeka, KS iTrader: (0)	Are expats allowed in here?
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03-01-2011, 08:48 PM	#13794
mithiral67 That guy 122 Rep 5,740 Posts Drives: 2015 Cayman GTS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Chicago Burbs iTrader: (4) Garage List 2015 Porsche Cayman ... [0.00]	Mark dimisa. Go __________________ 2015 - Cayman GTS - Stock 2011 - 335is e92 - Cobb PTF E40/Rob - Beck/AR/Helix (458 rwtq and 479 rwhp) - Retired 2007 - 911 Turbo - EP1/AMS (617 awtq and 500 awhp) - Retired 2008 - 335i e92 - Cobb/AR/Helix/OSS (384 rwtq and 356 rwhp) - Retired
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