The IOWA thread

WERND · 02-04-2011, 01:37 PM

So you can't buy procede or jb3 over the counter?

I'm so confused right now because of blacksheep.

This concert is good though.

blacksheep · 02-04-2011, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by WERND

So you can't buy procede or jb3 over the counter?

I'm so confused right now because of blacksheep.

This concert is good though.

Hey WERND - WTF? How the heck did I confuse you about where to buy a procede or JB3, man !?!

I am sure this forum has a section other than a cosmetic section to show off LED lights and angel eyes that allows you to order one.

JB3 and Procede are auto-tunes like T-Pain and can be purchased on itunes. Cobb is non auto-tune like some Wiz Khalifa (black and yellow, black and yellow - holler) that you have to buy in da hood, y0!

Does this help !?!

Also please don't buy Procede - You will "proceed" to make that douchebag Indian Vishnu rich. I can say that coz I am Indian. Its not racial. Whassup now, huh?

This forum has some great smilies to choose from. I love using them!

blacksheep · 02-04-2011, 06:07 PM

That's T-Pain in the E30, peeps. So, now the E30 has auto-tune as well....LOL

WERND · 02-05-2011, 09:45 AM

But I thought the bfr said I could

blacksheep · 02-05-2011, 10:09 AM

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But I thought the bfr said I could

Dude, really - He is all about corvettes and shit - cannot believe he mentions those disgusting vehicles in this elite forum.

Worse yet, he said he misses his STi -

roybfr · 02-06-2011, 11:39 AM

<--- not a fan of Vishnu either (feelings predate meeting blacksheep)

For the E9x N54 + JB3 I was wrong. You can add meth injection without getting a specific tune because it has maps/logic for that. But you can still get a custom tune done either on your own if you have the know how or by a turning house if you have the additional RS232/USB cable ($35) and software.

KC JB/Proceed is not the same a piggybacks of old, why more brains now then in our early barbaric days with WRX/EVO/DSM.

Still stand by other comments on what meth does and that it is the cats ass. Lastly all cars, especially Ferrari's are < corvettes. (That was just for you B-rye)

WERND · 02-06-2011, 11:46 PM

Am I retarded or is a JB a tune...........

roybfr · 02-07-2011, 02:59 PM

Yes you are, it is not a flash like a Cobb or others were in the WRX/STI world ;P

http://www.burgertuning.com/ See link for info, the JB4 is just coming out.

blacksheep · 02-07-2011, 06:39 PM

speaking of auto-tune...

roybfr · 02-07-2011, 10:11 PM

This is better

Prez · 02-07-2011, 11:22 PM

Troy wins, far more T&A

Nedim · 02-08-2011, 01:42 PM

has anyone upgraded their JB3 harness to a JB4? it looks like a bitch messing with the wires

blacksheep · 02-08-2011, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by roybfr

This is better

Welcome to 1998, Troy. This is why you are stuck with STi and Evo tuning. You need to be in 2011 which is all AUTO TUNE...

FU, Jer. I win!

Prez · 02-09-2011, 09:21 AM

Beeemer you turns out I might be yelling at another Dodge representative...

http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/09/c...-charger-srt8/

Unoriginal cock suckers!

blacksheep · 02-09-2011, 01:37 PM

That front end looks like an Evo X !?!

Actually, the lines on the door make it look more like a GT-R along with that front end. So, the bastards copied Nissan in addition.

blacksheep · 02-09-2011, 01:37 PM

2012 GT-R

Fugging aye - Small changes, but amazing results!

roybfr · 02-09-2011, 10:18 PM

The SRT-8 is hawt!

blacksheep · 02-10-2011, 09:22 AM

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The SRT-8 is hawt!

I assume thats beemer setting fire to your mullet, Troy!

Prez · 02-10-2011, 03:24 PM

Well at least dodge neutered it like usual... Auto stick aka automatic with 5 second gear change, adjusting soft suspension, 20" BLING, and a shitty interior. Good try dodge but you failed again.

blacksheep · 02-10-2011, 03:53 PM

So, I am sitting in a giant meeting room at 1:00 pm where we are kicking off UAT for one of my projects.

Across me sits this lady who looks very familiar. Off late, I have been running into her more than once and I feel like I know her, but cannot place her.

So, I start going thru the attendees on the agenda I have checking off people, I know - then all of a sudden I stumble across a last name thats very familar. It all comes to me then. I look up surprised and she looks at me and I say rather loudly "Wait, Troy's wife!?!"

LOL

Troy - I did not know Kathy worked at Aviva, mang! DSM is such a small world.

BTW Nehru - Does Karissa still work here? I have not seen her around much anymore.

blacksheep · 02-10-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Prez

Well at least dodge neutered it like usual... Auto stick aka automatic with 5 second gear change, adjusting soft suspension, 20" BLING, and a shitty interior. Good try dodge but you failed again.

Is that 5 speed auto in it. I think even a Honda Oddyssey has a 6 spd auto in it...lulz

WERND · 02-11-2011, 05:12 AM

Happy to see the 1M in Chicago is Orange, the exact car I want!!!! Hope it's a good orange.......

02-04-2011, 01:37 PM	#1365
WERND Captain 77 Rep 659 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Polk City iTrader: (0)	So you can't buy procede or jb3 over the counter? I'm so confused right now because of blacksheep. This concert is good though.
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02-04-2011, 06:07 PM	#1367
blacksheep Lieutenant 4 Rep 423 Posts Drives: POS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Grimes, Iowa iTrader: (0)	That's T-Pain in the E30, peeps. So, now the E30 has auto-tune as well....LOL
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02-05-2011, 09:45 AM	#1368
WERND Captain 77 Rep 659 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Polk City iTrader: (0)	But I thought the bfr said I could
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02-06-2011, 11:39 AM	#1370
roybfr Private First Class 1 Rep 185 Posts Drives: 09 335i Sedan BSR approved Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DM Iowa iTrader: (0)	<--- not a fan of Vishnu either (feelings predate meeting blacksheep) For the E9x N54 + JB3 I was wrong. You can add meth injection without getting a specific tune because it has maps/logic for that. But you can still get a custom tune done either on your own if you have the know how or by a turning house if you have the additional RS232/USB cable ($35) and software. KC JB/Proceed is not the same a piggybacks of old, why more brains now then in our early barbaric days with WRX/EVO/DSM. Still stand by other comments on what meth does and that it is the cats ass. Lastly all cars, especially Ferrari's are < corvettes. (That was just for you B-rye)
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02-06-2011, 11:46 PM	#1371
WERND Captain 77 Rep 659 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Polk City iTrader: (0)	Am I retarded or is a JB a tune...........
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02-07-2011, 02:59 PM	#1372
roybfr Private First Class 1 Rep 185 Posts Drives: 09 335i Sedan BSR approved Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DM Iowa iTrader: (0)	Yes you are, it is not a flash like a Cobb or others were in the WRX/STI world ;P http://www.burgertuning.com/ See link for info, the JB4 is just coming out.
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02-07-2011, 06:39 PM	#1373
blacksheep Lieutenant 4 Rep 423 Posts Drives: POS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Grimes, Iowa iTrader: (0)	speaking of auto-tune...
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02-07-2011, 10:11 PM	#1374
roybfr Private First Class 1 Rep 185 Posts Drives: 09 335i Sedan BSR approved Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DM Iowa iTrader: (0)	This is better
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02-07-2011, 11:22 PM	#1375
Prez Second Lieutenant 2 Rep 261 Posts Drives: a few Join Date: May 2008 Location: Iowa iTrader: (0)	Troy wins, far more T&A
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02-08-2011, 01:42 PM	#1376
Nedim Captain 72 Rep 716 Posts Drives: 2007 BMW 335i Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Des Moines, IA iTrader: (4)	has anyone upgraded their JB3 harness to a JB4? it looks like a bitch messing with the wires
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02-09-2011, 09:21 AM	#1378
Prez Second Lieutenant 2 Rep 261 Posts Drives: a few Join Date: May 2008 Location: Iowa iTrader: (0)	Beeemer you turns out I might be yelling at another Dodge representative... http://www.autoblog.com/2011/02/09/c...-charger-srt8/ Unoriginal cock suckers!
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02-09-2011, 01:37 PM	#1379
blacksheep Lieutenant 4 Rep 423 Posts Drives: POS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Grimes, Iowa iTrader: (0)	That front end looks like an Evo X !?! Actually, the lines on the door make it look more like a GT-R along with that front end. So, the bastards copied Nissan in addition. Last edited by blacksheep; 02-09-2011 at 01:47 PM..
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blacksheep Lieutenant 4 Rep 423 Posts Drives: POS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Grimes, Iowa iTrader: (0)	2012 GT-R Fugging aye - Small changes, but amazing results!
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02-09-2011, 10:18 PM	#1381
roybfr Private First Class 1 Rep 185 Posts Drives: 09 335i Sedan BSR approved Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: DM Iowa iTrader: (0)	The SRT-8 is hawt!
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02-10-2011, 03:24 PM	#1383
Prez Second Lieutenant 2 Rep 261 Posts Drives: a few Join Date: May 2008 Location: Iowa iTrader: (0)	Well at least dodge neutered it like usual... Auto stick aka automatic with 5 second gear change, adjusting soft suspension, 20" BLING, and a shitty interior. Good try dodge but you failed again.
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02-10-2011, 03:53 PM	#1384
blacksheep Lieutenant 4 Rep 423 Posts Drives: POS Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Grimes, Iowa iTrader: (0)	So, I am sitting in a giant meeting room at 1:00 pm where we are kicking off UAT for one of my projects. Across me sits this lady who looks very familiar. Off late, I have been running into her more than once and I feel like I know her, but cannot place her. So, I start going thru the attendees on the agenda I have checking off people, I know - then all of a sudden I stumble across a last name thats very familar. It all comes to me then. I look up surprised and she looks at me and I say rather loudly "Wait, Troy's wife!?!" LOL Troy - I did not know Kathy worked at Aviva, mang! DSM is such a small world. BTW Nehru - Does Karissa still work here? I have not seen her around much anymore.
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02-11-2011, 05:12 AM	#1386
WERND Captain 77 Rep 659 Posts Drives: E92 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Polk City iTrader: (0)	Happy to see the 1M in Chicago is Orange, the exact car I want!!!! Hope it's a good orange.......
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