Official Tri-State & PA Chat Thread (#5)

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

so NASTY, HAIRY, and RACIST..

i said fuzzy damnit! not hairy

Lowcruzr · 08-24-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

whats up gramps? how was your bbq?

Minimal beer consumption.

But 120 jello shots later most people were WAY lit. I was shocked at how much liquor was consumed... my cabinet is now empty, but worth it.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Lowcruzr

Minimal beer consumption.

But 120 jello shots later most people were WAY lit. I was shocked at how much liquor was consumed... my cabinet is now empty, but worth it.

haha so the kids didnt ruin a good drinking day then, good to hear lol.

Lowcruzr · 08-24-2009, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

HAPPY B-DAY! PM ME your address so I can ship you a new pair of skates.. JK!

DAMN!! lol... that is never gunna become old to you guys, is it? lol

Lowcruzr · 08-24-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by sexye92

haha so the kids didnt ruin a good drinking day then, good to hear lol.

Only one showed up and it slept the whole time. YEAH!!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah, but your fuzzyness will lead to future hairyness in the imminent months

no no no, i keep my manscaping under control! its fuzzy cuz i been lazy, im italian so everything would be hairy if life unattended

SpmnE9zero · 08-24-2009, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

wats going on shane

Not too much Jer.

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Lowcruzr

DAMN!! lol... that is never gunna become old to you guys, is it? lol

nope, we beat pretty much every single hint of humor to death

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

kev, that NJ girl came out AGAIN friday night and slept over..

where was mommy?

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yeah, u know ur hairy when you can make dredlocks outa your ball hair

if it werent for razors this would be very much true

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

like Kevin's dick, my mom beats it like it owes her money

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

mother was out with her "new bf" the other night.. sorry kev

.. but bro, i thought i was fucking a porn star.. my friends met her that night and everyone was like "dude.. how the FUCK did you get with that girl"..

being a little asshole goes a BIG way.. how ironic

so your mom is seeing other people huh? i see how she is now

i told you being an asshole works, it keeps you far away from the dreaded friend zone

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

5-blade razors FTW!! i remember the days of the 2-3 blade crap.. ughh.. so much blood.. SO MUCH BLOOD!

gilette fusion ftw!!!!!!!!

i dropped a ratchet yesterday, damn thing hit me on the bridge of my nose and eyebrow, i actually feel pain behind my eyeball lol

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ok, let the games begin..

may god have mercy on your soul..

bring it on......

its already been broughten.....

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

that...that's not good..

i know it sucked! it took many beers when i got home to forget about what happened lol.

Lowcruzr · 08-24-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by coldasicex5

like Kevin's dick, he'll beat it like it owes him money

Lowcruzr · 08-24-2009, 08:28 AM

Too many jello shots = great lap dances for the women!!

SpmnE9zero · 08-24-2009, 08:29 AM

Jerry you are so right man, my one buddy is the biggest dick to girls and they just keep coing back for more. He totally just demoralizes them to the point where they feel as tho they can not do any better so they stick around and then when he is finished with them he just drops them and never looks back. Now everytime we go out he has to watch where he goes because he really has prolly slept with over 200 women, yah not just girls either like 38 - 45 year old women. It amazes me the people he picks up at the bar and takes home.

SpmnE9zero · 08-24-2009, 08:32 AM

My buddy and I went out one night and he met this lady (34ish) and got her number. That weekend he called her and ended up going over to her house. shen he got there, her husband was packing up the kids. He was like WTF! She says to him, dont worry he is giving me my time with you he wont be back for a few hours! She was married and letting my buddy hit his wife! So F'd up on so many levels! He said he was so weirded out and her pussy stunk so bad he jus tgot up and left in the middle of messing around with her.

fizzle · 08-24-2009, 08:36 AM

what up hoes

SpmnE9zero · 08-24-2009, 08:37 AM

I dont know man, all I do know is for a 24 year old kid he has been around. He tells every girl he meets that they dont have to worry, he has just been checked for everything and is cleared to F! Man he is an asshole to girls man! I could never do that!

Kevin@AKMotorwerk · 08-24-2009, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fizzle

what up hoes

boats and hoes

08-24-2009, 08:28 AM	#13921
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08-24-2009, 08:29 AM	#13922
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	Jerry you are so right man, my one buddy is the biggest dick to girls and they just keep coing back for more. He totally just demoralizes them to the point where they feel as tho they can not do any better so they stick around and then when he is finished with them he just drops them and never looks back. Now everytime we go out he has to watch where he goes because he really has prolly slept with over 200 women, yah not just girls either like 38 - 45 year old women. It amazes me the people he picks up at the bar and takes home. __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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08-24-2009, 08:32 AM	#13923
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	My buddy and I went out one night and he met this lady (34ish) and got her number. That weekend he called her and ended up going over to her house. shen he got there, her husband was packing up the kids. He was like WTF! She says to him, dont worry he is giving me my time with you he wont be back for a few hours! She was married and letting my buddy hit his wife! So F'd up on so many levels! He said he was so weirded out and her pussy stunk so bad he jus tgot up and left in the middle of messing around with her. __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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08-24-2009, 08:37 AM	#13925
SpmnE9zero DENY THE WORLD THAT SURROUNDS YOU 512 Rep 35,580 Posts Drives: JB 33ZERO Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: City of Champions iTrader: (14) Garage List 2006 330xi [0.00]	I dont know man, all I do know is for a 24 year old kid he has been around. He tells every girl he meets that they dont have to worry, he has just been checked for everything and is cleared to F! Man he is an asshole to girls man! I could never do that! __________________ Eurocharged V5 \| ROW's / CC Delete \| K&N's \| H&R Springs \| Single Fin G.B. Grill \| Mode Carbon Diffuser \| JBSpeed CF Spoiler \| Arkym Style CF Splitter \| CF Mirror Caps \| 5% Tints \| 12mm Spacers \|
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