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      09-03-2015, 11:08 AM   #13993
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5 Inch heels are hot , but I was talking about "my big" sex package for you .
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Sara...I have a big package for you .
Phil...do you really have to go 9 time zones around the planet to find a short blonde? Don't they grown them short in England?
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I like heels more.
My fiancee prefers heels with a short skirt...not mini, but not work length, either. Skinny jeans and heels are
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I like heels more.
Both are better...
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Phil...do you really have to go 9 time zones around the planet to find a short blonde? Don't they grown them short in England?
Just kid..."Again"
No worries about me my friend because I can reap many plums ...
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Just kid..."Again"
No worries about me my friend because I can reap many plums ...
I don't doubt it. Just wondering if you're already married or attached?
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My fiancee prefers heels with a short skirt...not mini, but not work length, either. Skinny jeans and heels are
90% of my day off outfits are skinny jeans and stilettos......
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90% of my day off outfits are skinny jeans and stilettos......
No more shorts? How can you stand jeans in the summer there?
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Look what I had last night.

Also...a table for purses?
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Look what I had last night.

Also...a table for purses?
Mussels from Brussels? I thought that was Van Damme.
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Mussels from Brussels? I thought that was Van Damme.
See that green lipped one...that was thunder from down under. Oh wait...that's a male stripper thing in Vegas
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Mussels from Brussels? I thought that was Van Damme.
You wouldn't understand that table pic either, since you don't carry a purse, but stuff your ID and cash in your bra
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No more shorts? How can you stand jeans in the summer there?
shorts are the other 10% ......even in summer my heated seats are on. Easily cold. And so long as its not raining, I'm in stilettos.....

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Look what I had last night.

Also...a table for purses?
Whoooaa ! Looks good , seems you know "all" the good things .
You're right enjoy live because it's too short ..
Soon I'm going to make my dessert for you !
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No more shorts? How can you stand jeans in the summer there?
Did you see my picture 2 days before I gave birth that I posted a while back? lol I wore 6 inch platform stilettos.
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Look what I had last night.

Also...a table for purses?
Table for 3. You, me, & my purse.
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short are the other 10% ......even in summer my heated seats are all. Easily cold. And so long as its not raining, I'm in stilettos.....

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Sara with your good looking round sexy ass you should wear tight tiny mini skirts on high heels !
No joke !
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Whoooaa ! Looks good , seems you know "all" the good things .
You're right enjoy live because it's too short ..
Soon I'm going to make my dessert for you !
Life IS short and you're right (except for dessert).
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short are the other 10% ......even in summer my heated seats are all. Easily cold. And so long as its not raining, I'm in stilettos.....

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That's a good look
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Table for 3. You, me, & my purse.
Table for 1...you and your PoP. We don't hang in the same circles
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Table for 1...you and your PoP. We don't hang in the same circles
You didnt get it. There's a meme out there referencing the picture you posted. I was quoting it.
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You didnt get it. There's a meme out there referencing the picture you posted. I was quoting it.
I didn't Not up on the latest memes...
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