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      08-24-2009, 11:48 AM   #14015
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      08-24-2009, 11:49 AM   #14016
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u don't know how happy i would have been to see 1 piece of ham in there bro
i would have flipped bad bro lol, i would have spit the piece in my girls face and smashed the rest in the first guy i seen in the store lol
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      08-24-2009, 11:49 AM   #14017
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BWHAHAHAAAAAAA.... i smell a photoshop brewing
thats your finger from up craigs butt
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      08-24-2009, 11:49 AM   #14018
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I'm thinkin more like this:

"Have you started yet? Cuz I can't feel anything Jerry..."
how about:

"Hey Daddy" (in deep manly voice)
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      08-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #14019
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BWHAHAHAAAAAAA.... i smell a photoshop brewing
thats gots to be you bro, i not only suck at photoshop, but i dont have it on my work computer
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      08-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #14020
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how about:

"Hey Daddy" (in deep manly voice)
or "DADDY'S BEEN A BAD LITTLE GIRL"
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      08-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #14021
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thats your finger from up craigs butt
u might be right... but i don't leave craig love notes like u do to sal
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      08-24-2009, 11:51 AM   #14022
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or "DADDY'S BEEN A BAD LITTLE GIRL"
hahaha.... i never knew that a warm apple pie could talk anyway
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      08-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #14023
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u might be right... but i don't leave craig love notes like u do to sal
i heard craig was very jealous of that. he said he wants one now
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      08-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #14024
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hahaha.... i never knew that a warm apple pie could talk anyway
Nice!!

Speaking of warm apple pie, it's lunch time...
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      08-24-2009, 11:53 AM   #14025
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      08-24-2009, 11:54 AM   #14026
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i heard craig was very jealous of that. he said he wants one now
well go shit on craigs chair and leave him a note too... seems like that's ur M.O. lol
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      08-24-2009, 11:58 AM   #14027
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      08-24-2009, 11:59 AM   #14028
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my girl is here....
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      08-24-2009, 12:03 PM   #14029
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      08-24-2009, 12:03 PM   #14030
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      08-24-2009, 12:14 PM   #14031
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ahh! those guys fingers in my ass were good
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      08-24-2009, 12:33 PM   #14032
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      08-24-2009, 12:39 PM   #14033
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thats.. special
it most certainly is
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      08-24-2009, 12:41 PM   #14034
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im so outa it right now bro
that sucks, one of them chicks must have given you a quick advancing h.i.v.
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      08-24-2009, 12:46 PM   #14035
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haha no, its just my "friday" and my mind has only one thing going on : need sleep
sleep gets in the way of pussy! and possibility of finding more pussy. you must minimize your sleep and maximize your pussy intake, thats the key to a happy and healthy life
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      08-24-2009, 12:50 PM   #14036
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i like ur thinking
its the way you have to think and act, you have two potiental girls now, you should plant more seeds in case on or both of them fail to produce anymore you will have your seeds already grown into something to take their place
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