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      08-24-2009, 01:45 PM   #14059
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that shows too
thats messed up, you and my girl both ask me how to spell things, she is slow and you just have the language barrier
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ugh, i have no idea whats going on
yea i figured that! those poor poor girls that are sleeping with you, i feel bad for them
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thats messed up, you and my girl both ask me how to spell things, she is slow and you just have the language barrier
"blame it on the fore..f..f...for... f... foreskin"
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yea i figured that! those poor poor imaginary girls that are sleeping with you, i feel bad for them
fixed haha
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r u fucking kidding me alex?
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do i need to bring the one girl wit me to an NJ meet to prove it to u
what are u gonna have sex with her at the meet?
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      08-24-2009, 01:55 PM   #14065
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do i need to bring the one girl wit me to an NJ meet to prove it to u
the only way to truely prove it is to bang her at the meet, and i definitely dont want to see that!
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the only way to truely prove it is to bang her at the meet, and i definitely dont want to see that!
see... we're on the same page. 1 girl i "might" have bought it... but going from no girls for 25 years to 2 girls... just not feasible
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see... we're on the same page. 1 girl i "might" have bought it... but going from no girls for 25 years to 2 girls... just not feasible
he has alot of catching up to do lol. and i mean height and reputation wise
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hmmm
jerry do you drop you're pants and just start apologizing to the chick lol
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he has alot of catching up to do lol. and i mean height and reputation wise
lol.... he's gonna have to start off slow. Next thing jerry's gonna tell me is they are normal height girls not midgets... or "vertically challenged" as they like to be called
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ugh! too busy at work here to argue wit u mother fuckers, brb
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jerry do you drop you're pants and just start apologizing to the chick lol
He doens't even get a chance to drop his pants, he's done way before that

"did u just cum in ur pants"
"no, i had some oatmeal earlier"

HAHAHA
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He doens't even get a chance to drop his pants, he's done way before that

"did u just cum in ur pants"
"no, i had some oatmeal earlier"

HAHAHA
ahhhh kelly clarkson
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kiss my midget ass..
haha i would throw my back out trying to get down that low! besides i doubt you can wipe well with those alligator arms
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ya'll posta be my girls and shit.. i see how we are
gotta test the roid rage
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any time me and alex are on here the thread turns into a complete shit show lol
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they're all jealous of my beauty, that's what fucking happened
ah yes, thats what happened, you are like a miniature statue of a greek god.
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they're all jealous of my beauty, that's what fucking happened
I know Jerry! (keep tellen yourself that)

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any time me and alex are on here the thread turns into a complete strip show lol
Kinda figured as much!
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i will not have a roid rage.,. you wouldn't like me if i was angry
i dont like you now, why would i care if you were angry or not lol
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