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      12-05-2015, 12:04 AM   #1409
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Santas cannot stay secret forever! Once everyone has gotten gifts, we reveal. Also, everyone should post pics of what they got.
But not TOO soon....
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      12-05-2015, 12:06 AM   #1410
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      12-05-2015, 12:07 AM   #1411
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Nope, but I got a person I genuinely like from here, so I want to give a little back. You can still send Biorin the book about being the perfect housewife as you planned!
I knew there was a soft center inside that hard outer shell.

And so much for the surprise! Guess I'll have to fall back on that bust of Karl Marx for her.
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      12-05-2015, 12:12 AM   #1412
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I knew there was a soft center inside that hard outer shell.

And so much for the surprise! Guess I'll have to fall back on that bust of Karl Marx for her.
That book is actually quite entertaining. I wish more people would read it. Cuts whining efficiently.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-05-2015, 12:21 AM   #1413
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Nope, but I got a person I genuinely like from here, so I want to give a little back. You can still send Biorin the book about being the perfect housewife as you planned!
I knew there was a soft center inside that hard outer shell.

And so much for the surprise! Guess I'll have to fall back on that bust of Karl Marx for her.
"That I generally like..." As opposed to other people you pretend to like?

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      12-05-2015, 12:23 AM   #1414
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I had a package sitting outside today FYI... With a pre-notification that it was from my SS...
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      12-05-2015, 12:23 AM   #1415
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"That I generally like..." As opposed to other people you pretend to like?

Yep - you...party of one
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"That I generally like..." As opposed to other people you pretend to like?

Yep - you...party of one
Oh I'm sure there's gotta be one other person besides me she only pretends to like, asb...
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I had a package sitting outside today FYI... With a pre-notification that it was from my SS...
Show us!!
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      12-05-2015, 12:49 AM   #1418
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Yep - you...party of one
Oh fuck off you sexy sounding whiners.
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      12-05-2015, 12:53 AM   #1419
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Oh fuck off you sexy sounding whiners.
Asb is a phone sex operator ?? Makes sense...
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Asb is a phone sex operator ?? Makes sense...
Yeah, he and you take all my money.

Yesterday, he read me the phone book for three hours. $2.29 / minute it's gonna cost me.
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      12-05-2015, 12:56 AM   #1421
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Asb is a phone sex operator ?? Makes sense...
Yeah, he and you take all my money.
*rolls eyeballs*

I do NOT sound like a flippin' phone sex operator !!! Nice try changing the subject...

Back to our regularly scheduled program... so who here do you pretend to like, Lups??
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*rolls eyeballs*

I do NOT sound like a flippin' phone sex operator !!! Nice try changing the subject...

Back to our regularly scheduled program... so who here do you pretend to like, Lups??
Lol, in the ot?

Short list: You, asb, prenNa, Tonka, wade.

People I know are my friends: Biorin.

People who I love no matter what their penis situation: Bimmette and Billie my love
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Wait..., what is my penis situation?
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      12-05-2015, 01:05 AM   #1424
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Wait..., what is my penis situation?
You don't worry about that. Just sit back while i work my way up from pretending to be liked, straight past known friend and into your soon to be vacant loved spot.

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      12-05-2015, 01:09 AM   #1425
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*rolls eyeballs*

I do NOT sound like a flippin' phone sex operator !!! Nice try changing the subject...

Back to our regularly scheduled program... so who here do you pretend to like, Lups??
Lol, in the ot?

Short list: You, asb, prenNa, Tonka, wade.

People I know are my friends: Biorin.

People who I love no matter what their penis situation: Bimmette and Billie my love
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Yeah, i bet that feels nice....

Looks like i'm going to have to rethink my picture distribution network. Finding out that Lups only pretends to like me hurt a little more than i expedited.
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Yeah, i bet that feels nice....

Looks like i'm going to have to rethink my picture distribution network. Finding out that @lups only pretends to like me hurt a little more than i expedited.
Haha sucker!!!!!
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You don't worry about that. Just sit back while i work my way up from pretending to be liked, straight past known friend and into your soon to be vacant loved spot.

Dude you turned a gift card into a goat (with the winner) by being cool. I am immortal because of you and Wade (who doesnt change his handle for me!!).

Even an other shot won't make you cooler, but if I were you, I would try.
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      12-05-2015, 01:15 AM   #1429
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Haha sucker!!!!!
You think you're untouchable? I'll go get a pencil eraser and remove your name from the picture network quicker than you can refresh the web page.

Well maybe not that fast, but fast!
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Yeah, i bet that feels nice....

Looks like i'm going to have to rethink my picture distribution network. Finding out that Lups only pretends to like me hurt a little more than i expedited.
It'll be okay, tonka... She'll be Finlands problem soon...
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