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      12-05-2015, 01:19 AM   #1431
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Dude you turned a gift card into a goat (with the winner) by being cool. I am immortal because of you and Wade (who doesnt change his handle for me!!).

Even an other shot won't make you cooler, but if I were you, I would try.
PM box is full, sorry.

Besides, my accolades seem less meaningful knowing that you only pretend to like me.
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      12-05-2015, 01:21 AM   #1432
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PM box is full, sorry.

Besides, my accolades seem less meaningful knowing that you only pretend to like me.
You have my email, my phone number and your ass is on my saddle a lot. How do I not love you!!
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Lol, in the ot?

Short list: You, asb, prenNa, Tonka, wade.

People I know are my friends: Biorin.

People who I love no matter what their penis situation: Bimmette and Billie my love
What the fuck?
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      12-05-2015, 01:27 AM   #1434
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You have my email, my phone number and your ass is on my saddle a lot. How do I not love you!!
You're email box must be full, i don't have your phone number, but yes, my ass is on your saddle often. I do believe you love torturing my legs, but being on the pretend to like list makes me feel less guilty about taking Bimmette out tomorrow morning.

Which is getting closer and closer for this east coaster. :yawn:
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You have my email, my phone number and your ass is on my saddle a lot. How do I not love you!!
You're email box must be full, i don't have your phone number, but yes, my ass is on your saddle often. I do believe you love torturing my legs, but being on the pretend to like list makes me feel less guilty about taking Bimmette out tomorrow morning.

Which is getting closer and closer for this east coaster. :yawn:
Ugh you did it again! I keep thinking, but Florida is so far away! :
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      12-05-2015, 01:32 AM   #1436
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Ugh you did it again! I keep thinking, but Florida is so far away! :
This made me laugh, but you'r not out of the dog house yet for rubbing your Lups status in my face.
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      12-05-2015, 01:35 AM   #1437
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You're email box must be full, i don't have your phone number, but yes, my ass is on your saddle often. I do believe you love torturing my legs, but being on the pretend to like list makes me feel less guilty about taking Bimmette out tomorrow morning.

Which is getting closer and closer for this east coaster. :yawn:
Make sure you ride bimmette rough, hard, and fast
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You have my email, my phone number and your ass is on my saddle a lot. How do I not love you!!
So I'm just a mere addition to your late night collection, huh?
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So I'm just a mere addition to your late night collection, huh?
Lol, like never. You're my golden boy.
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Lol, like never. You're my golden boy.
"like" never. That's like never been reassuring.
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"like" never. That's like never been reassuring.
You're just a username to her....
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"like" never. That's like never been reassuring.
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You're just a username to her....
Aww. I hated the guy. Such a fucker, brought up a pic from the blog here.

But then, we bonded and now you can't find many people who know as much about me as he does.

And please, do doubt me.
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You're just a username to her....
Her and I barely talk, she's too cool for me.
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      12-05-2015, 09:39 AM   #1444
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You're just a username to her....
Her and I barely talk, she's too cool for me.
I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
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      12-05-2015, 10:45 AM   #1445
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Is this adult friend finder?
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I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
Wth... We text all the time you dork! Stop making me sound like a horrible donkey dropping asshole!
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I feel you dawg!!!

Even after an amazing one night text marathon - and she'll drop you like a rock
Wth... We text all the time you dork! Stop making me sound like a horrible donkey dropping asshole!
Sam boat as asb... Except, this one time, I got flurry of interesting messages from lups to someone else...

So yes, confirmed, she talks much different with them the she does them...
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Sam boat as asb... Except, this one time, I got flurry of interesting messages from lups to someone else...

So yes, confirmed, she talks much different with them the she does them...
People stop whining!

And yes, I didn't check the screen, yes you got a message meant to someone else. And yes, I do believe it was as interesting as "taking off asap. I'll be free in 30" or so.

And no, I wasn't in jail or in some sex club tied up or down, so that meant I was leaving the house as soon as possible and I would contact the person who was supposed to get the message as soon as I had done my first drop off, which is not a sordid ordeal either, just some soup to people with no kitchen to heat theirs up.

And I texted you back all evening, again! Stop ruining my rep!
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      12-05-2015, 01:30 PM   #1450
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Done.
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Done.
Did she impress?
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