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      08-26-2009, 02:28 PM   #14763
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haah shes a 34d with flat stomach.. perfect combo
WTF, you didnt, you did didnt you, nah! You looked when she went to brush her teeth of you mojo with you toothbrush! you sly dawg you!
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but thats my point, she is a really cool booty call, not someone you cook for, would you cook a hooker breakfast or lunch? hell no you say goodbye, punch her in the spine and take your money back
you sir, are god.
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she cried dropping the "i really like u, it sucks that u live far away" lines.. very emotional girl..

i saw old pics of her, she used to be a little heavy and lost TONS of weight, so obviously she has the ugly duckling mentality going on in her head
That is th eperfect girl, she is hot now but doesnt really know it!, telling you go get her a ring!
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she cried dropping the "i really like u, it sucks that u live far away" lines.. very emotional girl..

i saw old pics of her, she used to be a little heavy and lost TONS of weight, so obviously she has the ugly duckling mentality going on in her head
fuck that, alex and probably mike would side with me, that chick would be crying for a long time if she pulled somethign like that to me or them, a week and you cry? come on now lol
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fuck that, alex and probably mike would side with me, that chick would be crying for a long time if she pulled somethign like that to me or them, a week and you cry? come on now lol
agreed..
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you sir, are god.
i try to give these kids advise, but the pussy got him hipnotized
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bro, if i had the money and knew this chick for a while.. perfect..

seriously.. 3 times within 2 weeks to come out here and fuck me and chill out.. i dont even make an attempt to go out there



its been a few weeks.. lol
who attempts to go out to jersey..
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Kev has some pretty good points tho, crying after a week, you are either very well in dowd, or this girl is a lil bit of a mess.
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nah, didnt need to look..

1) i could tell, i can read boob sizes.. kevin's a 32b from the few minutes we got to chill at the NJ meet

2) she told me
that was actually funny as fuck and unexpected, so im not even gonna fight back on that one
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i try to give these kids advise, but the pussy got him hipnotized
hahaha, amen.
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im falling asleep at my desk today, the air is broke and im bored
bro yesterday i was so tired i was falling asleep while repairing laptops. i wish we had nap times. lol i remember in preschool we used to sleep on mats in the "activity room"
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girls def got bigger boobies though..ftmfw
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Kev has some pretty good points tho, crying after a week, you are either very well in dowd, or this girl is a lil bit of a mess.
see, i had a feeling you would see some of the light, the chick is seriously hot, cool as shit from what we hear, but definitely an attention whore, and looking for a baby daddy for the future by making him like her by banging him like crazy lol, as long as he is aware of the deception, he can enjoy it and stay alert
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      08-26-2009, 02:34 PM   #14778
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She is cute man, if all she wanted was laid I think she could find that around the house, no need to come and see your ass, maybe she really likes you man!
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i think its emotional.. her dad moved away from her family a long time ago and anytime a girl is without their dad, their heads arent on straight



hhahaha, we all got our moments bro.. u know me.. outa the blue i pop open wit a line to crack u up.. NOTHING beats the "i spent all my money getting drunk enough to fuck ur mom" line lmao..
you shouldnt even know that much about the chicks backround, when she talks tell her she isnt there for her thoughts and push her head into your lap!
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She is cute man, if all she wanted was laid I think she could find that around the house, no need to come and see your ass, maybe she really likes you man!
maybe she likes a little stability..










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I just quoted that so we could see em again!
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GILAT was an attention whore.. this girl isn't as bad.. but she does like looking good though.. everytime she comes out here, shes wears the hottest fucking dresses..
haha of course, if you were tryin to sell your car wouldnt you make it real clean to hide the previous owner abuse?
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you shouldnt even know that much about the chicks backround, when she talks tell her she isnt there for her thoughts and push her head into your lap!
OhhhhhhhhMG! Just pissed a lil!
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OhhhhhhhhMG! Just pissed a lil!
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